~Caliburn's Trip to the Dentist~
Deep in the darkest recepts of the Moderator section, You can hear two men talking.
Deep in the darkest recepts of the Moderator section, You can hear two men talking.
Caliburn: This week was just awful.....i mean seriously people need to read the rules
Mugiwara: I know man *hears a bird chirp* Stupid bird
Caliburn: *starts looking at his swords* Damn my swords need to be sharpened again *pulls out a blade sharpener and starts sharpening*
Mugiwara: Dude you carry a blade sharpener with you? You barly use those swords in battle. Why sharpen them? *hears the bird chirp again while Caliburn is oblivious*
Caliburn: You'd be surprised what these swords can do my friend *bird chirps again*
Mugiwara: Im gonna kill that bird! *jumps into the trees*
Caliburn: Yeah get that bird.......* keeps sharpening the swords*
Mugiwara starts attacking the bird in the trees, making leaves fall and making alot of noise. About a minuete later, Mugiwara pops down from the tree as the bird flies into the sky as fast as he can
Mugiwara: Ha! Another win against nature by me Mugiwara D. Luffy (had to xd)
Caliburn: What does the D stand for in your name?
Mugiwara: D? oh it stand for Dee
Caliburn: Yeah what does it stand for?
Mugiwara: Dee
Caliburn: YEAH WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR!?
Mugiwara: DEE!! IT STANDS FOR DEE D... E... E.....
Caliburn takes one of his swords and slices Mugiwara's hat off his head. Mugiwara, angry and PO'ed already, kicks caliburn in the jaw, sending him backwards into the ground. Caliburn had one of his swords in his mouth at the time for some reason, which made the blow hurt more on his teeth.
Caliburn: *takes sword out of his mouth* Damn my teeth hurt now!!!
Mugiwara: Ummm......opps o_o
Caliburn: *holding his jaw* well i better go before all the bio's pile up again...later ow!
Mugiwara: Yeah later....*hears the bird come back* So you want some more eh?! COME AT ME BRO!
The next day, Caliburn complains more about his jaw hurting from what happened. Lawliet calls Mugiwara ealier that morning
Lawliet: YOU DID WHAT!!
Mugiwara: I kick Caliburn in the jaw by accident. It's was a mistake
Lawliet: Take him to the dentist O_O
Mugiwara: What? Why me?
Lawliet: You kicked him in the jaw
Mugiwara: He knocked my hat off
Lawliet: So...
Mugiwara: He's grown up enough to go to the dentist on his own
Lawliet: He hates the dentist...
Mugiwara: Fine, but he owes me ~_~
Mugiwara and Caliburn go to the dentist and sign in. They sit and wait to be called next
Caliburn: I hate this place...
Mugiwara: *reading a book about bones* Calm down you'll live
Caliburn: If this backfires, i blame you
Mugiwara: *still reading* Whatever....
Assistant: Caliburn....your next
Caliburn and Mugiwara walk in and wait for the dentist to show up. Caliburn lays down in the chair while Mugiwara continues to read
???: Ah damnit! Angella you screwed it up again! How many times must I slap you to get it right!
Assistant(Angella): Im sorry sir :T_T:
???: Whatever just go back to work. *walks over to Caliburn and Mugiwara and is shocked*
Mugiwara: *looks up from his book from the comotion* O_O Pervy? What are you doing here?
Pervy: Amazing the things Nexus convinced me to do ~_~
Caliburn: didn't you two get divorced or something?
Pervy: Yes :T_T: *gets serious* Ok so what's the problem with Caliburn?
Mugiwara: I kicked him in the jaw while he had a sword in his mouth and now his jaw hurts.
Pervy: Ahh I see then. Well time to use the big drill
Caliburn: Big.....drill.....O_O Oh screw that im out of here!
Pervy: Oh hell no......Angella Courtney....tie him down!
pervy snaps his fingers and tackle Caliburn to the dentist chair. They then buckle him to the chair as Caliburn tries to get out of the girl's graps
Caliburn: The hell! These women on steriods or something?!
Pervy: No. There my Bitches
The girls finish tying down Caliburn as Mugiwara seems to have missed what was going on. He was thinking about how Pervy got convinced by Nexus to work at the dentist office. Mugiwara snapped back into reality and saw Caliburn tied to the chair
Mugiwara: What happened to you?
Caliburn: UNTIE ME MUGI!!!
Pervy: *has he pulls out some numbing stuff* Ok time to feel funny ^_^
Caliburn calms down as Pervy starts working on his teeth, figuring out what's wrong. Mugiwara helps Pervy out since he knows more about bones in the first place. About an hour later, Caliburn's teeth are fixed and fully healed, and his mouth is still numb
Pervy: Well that's finally over and done with. Your free to go. Oh and one more thing. you can't bite down on swords for the next month.
Caliburn: NOOOOO!!!:T_T:
Mugiwara: Well since you can't bite on swords, I'll be taking these *takes Caliburn's swords and puts them on his back*
Caliburn: NO don't my babies need me.....wait Mugiwara you work with bones, make me some teeth O_O
Mugiwara: Um no. Now come on. *unties Caliburn. After being untied, Caliburn rushes out the door, running back to his house. Amonth later Caliburn is back to biting swords after begging and pleading with mugiwara to give them back.*
~End~
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Made this story with the help of Howard. I was gonna have Sharingdork help me but he wasn't on and it was me and Howard's idea in the first place
Next chapter coming soon
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*slowly goes back to door i came out of*
