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Chapter 4, The Green Monster
Hiruzen: It?s so nice and quit without Roku.
Vivek: He?s probably bottled up in the corner of his room.
Bisha: Meh, he?ll be back for more, sucka!!!
Vivek: True.
Hiruzen: Everyone Stfu, I think I hear something in the bush.
Vivek: Oh shit, pull down your pants so I can see.
Hiruzen: Not in my Zohan bush. T_T
Vivek-still going around in my pants-: Making sure.
Bisha: O______O
-A strange creature comes out of the bush-
Bisha: Oh shit, its??..disgusting.
Roku: Its me Bisha O_O?!?!?
Bisha: Get away from me!!! Heathen.
Narrator: Wtf, how did you get back here.
Roku: And Im on someone else?s computer, how bout them apples. Vivek stop humping my leg. O_O
Vivek: Neva!!! ?continues to hump leg ferociously-
-Someone else?s computer explodes from the force of humping-
Roku: Got damn as soon as I get online Im gonna ban your ass!!!
Hiruzen: Stfu, before I make you a woman.
Roku: Do it?I dare you.
-Makes him a woman-
Rokuxane: How you doing darling.
Bisha: Oh shit?..turn?.him?.. back.
Vivek: No??..dont
Hiruzen: Noes, my eyes.
-Turns him back into a man or somewhat manlike-
Someone else: Damn my computer gone exploded, darn you Bill Gates.
Bill Gates: Stfu, before I sue your ass.
Someone else: Yes U_U
Roku: My computa!!! It was fixed.
Hiruzen: Stfu and come along then.
-The Kinghts of the square table traverse far as far as a the eye can see and they reach a barren wasteland and see a floating :|-
:|: I see you have traveled far.
Bisha: Wtf, is up with your name and why are you floating and look like that.
:|: I am the spirit of :| And you and your knights await your first task
Bisha: What is it, :|.
:|: Why the face.
Bisha: I just said your name, :|.
:|: Yes that confuses me sometimes too, :|.
Vivek: You just talked to yourself.
:|: No I made the face, :|.
Hiruzen: Stop making that face.
:|: But this is my face.
Roku: :| -explodes-
:|: You must find the purple dragon and destroy it, or do something to stop it, its smoking up the entire desert there is smog and acid rain every where.
Bisha: We will do so :|
:|: Don make my face :|
Bisha: Sure.
-They walk up the steep mountain and finally find their way up into the cave of smoke-
Bisha: There it is!!! The purple dragon.
Roku: Oh shit, Barney?-runs towards the dragon dinosaur thing-
???: I love you, you love me, we?re one big happy family.
Hiruzen: Wtf, is that really Barney.
Vivek: What Barney where, oh shit ?runs towards Barney-
-The purple dragon turns around and is seen smoking weed-
Roku: Oh shit, Barney on that ganja
??? : Wtf, Im not Barney.
Bisha: Who are you.
??? : Who would have a Purple name? O_O
Vivek: Goro!! Your Barney.
Roku: Barney!!!!
Goro: Wtf no.
-Turns back to normal-
Hiruzen: Wtf are you doing here.
Goro: Erm?.part time job. O_O
Hiruzen: Wtf is that Goat doing. ?looks at bones-
Goro: I get hungry. O_O
Bisha: Well the spirit of :| Told us to stop you from smoking up the desert and blah blah blah.
Goro: :| Damn him, and his desert laws, Im never giving up the green!!!!!
Hiruzen: Wtf, that?s why we came here.
-Everyone shakes their head, except :| cause he is a head- O_O
Vivek: There have this it will make you feel better. ?stuffs curry in his mouth-
Goro: Oh shit, give me more.
Vivek: Sur??
Roku: Wait..only if you stop using the green monster.
Goro: Neva!!!!
Vivek-stuffs more curry down his throut-: Bout now?
Goro: Okay U_U
:|: It is done.
Hiruzen: Stfu :|
Bisha: Your dragon transformation will be useful in my world domination plan
Everyone: :|
Bisha: I mean come with us and you can have all the curry you want.
Goro: Bisha!!!!! Curry!!!!
-They all leave with the :| staring at them-
Hiruzen: Shit stop :|ing, us :|.
Hiruzen: It?s so nice and quit without Roku.
Vivek: He?s probably bottled up in the corner of his room.
Bisha: Meh, he?ll be back for more, sucka!!!
Vivek: True.
Hiruzen: Everyone Stfu, I think I hear something in the bush.
Vivek: Oh shit, pull down your pants so I can see.
Hiruzen: Not in my Zohan bush. T_T
Vivek-still going around in my pants-: Making sure.
Bisha: O______O
-A strange creature comes out of the bush-
Bisha: Oh shit, its??..disgusting.
Roku: Its me Bisha O_O?!?!?
Bisha: Get away from me!!! Heathen.
Narrator: Wtf, how did you get back here.
Roku: And Im on someone else?s computer, how bout them apples. Vivek stop humping my leg. O_O
Vivek: Neva!!! ?continues to hump leg ferociously-
-Someone else?s computer explodes from the force of humping-
Roku: Got damn as soon as I get online Im gonna ban your ass!!!
Hiruzen: Stfu, before I make you a woman.
Roku: Do it?I dare you.
-Makes him a woman-
Rokuxane: How you doing darling.
Bisha: Oh shit?..turn?.him?.. back.
Vivek: No??..dont
Hiruzen: Noes, my eyes.
-Turns him back into a man or somewhat manlike-
Someone else: Damn my computer gone exploded, darn you Bill Gates.
Bill Gates: Stfu, before I sue your ass.
Someone else: Yes U_U
Roku: My computa!!! It was fixed.
Hiruzen: Stfu and come along then.
-The Kinghts of the square table traverse far as far as a the eye can see and they reach a barren wasteland and see a floating :|-
:|: I see you have traveled far.
Bisha: Wtf, is up with your name and why are you floating and look like that.
:|: I am the spirit of :| And you and your knights await your first task
Bisha: What is it, :|.
:|: Why the face.
Bisha: I just said your name, :|.
:|: Yes that confuses me sometimes too, :|.
Vivek: You just talked to yourself.
:|: No I made the face, :|.
Hiruzen: Stop making that face.
:|: But this is my face.
Roku: :| -explodes-
:|: You must find the purple dragon and destroy it, or do something to stop it, its smoking up the entire desert there is smog and acid rain every where.
Bisha: We will do so :|
:|: Don make my face :|
Bisha: Sure.
-They walk up the steep mountain and finally find their way up into the cave of smoke-
Bisha: There it is!!! The purple dragon.
Roku: Oh shit, Barney?-runs towards the dragon dinosaur thing-
???: I love you, you love me, we?re one big happy family.
Hiruzen: Wtf, is that really Barney.
Vivek: What Barney where, oh shit ?runs towards Barney-
-The purple dragon turns around and is seen smoking weed-
Roku: Oh shit, Barney on that ganja
??? : Wtf, Im not Barney.
Bisha: Who are you.
??? : Who would have a Purple name? O_O
Vivek: Goro!! Your Barney.
Roku: Barney!!!!
Goro: Wtf no.
-Turns back to normal-
Hiruzen: Wtf are you doing here.
Goro: Erm?.part time job. O_O
Hiruzen: Wtf is that Goat doing. ?looks at bones-
Goro: I get hungry. O_O
Bisha: Well the spirit of :| Told us to stop you from smoking up the desert and blah blah blah.
Goro: :| Damn him, and his desert laws, Im never giving up the green!!!!!
Hiruzen: Wtf, that?s why we came here.
-Everyone shakes their head, except :| cause he is a head- O_O
Vivek: There have this it will make you feel better. ?stuffs curry in his mouth-
Goro: Oh shit, give me more.
Vivek: Sur??
Roku: Wait..only if you stop using the green monster.
Goro: Neva!!!!
Vivek-stuffs more curry down his throut-: Bout now?
Goro: Okay U_U
:|: It is done.
Hiruzen: Stfu :|
Bisha: Your dragon transformation will be useful in my world domination plan
Everyone: :|
Bisha: I mean come with us and you can have all the curry you want.
Goro: Bisha!!!!! Curry!!!!
-They all leave with the :| staring at them-
Hiruzen: Shit stop :|ing, us :|.
