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The Medieval Times, Chapter 5: The *** Offender
-Holding up binoculars in his eyes-
Bisha: Oh shit, what is that hideous creature over there.
Hiruzen: Thats me Bisha
Bisha: Thats not you idiot its miles away.
Roku: You have it upside down.
Bisha: No I dont
Roku: Yes you do!
Bisha: You have your underwear on backwards.
Roku: Thats were you are wrong, Im not wearing any underwear
Everyone: :|
-Turns the binoculars over to the right side-
Bisha: Oh, shiz. Take a look at that over there
-Everyone turns and looks-
Everyone: Its a bird, its a plane, its....
Bisha: Clobbering time!!!
Everyone: Oh shit, he is doing it again.
-Bisha pulls out his sword-
Bisha: Im gonna do something that I should have done a long long time ago.
-Swings the sword towards Goro-
Goro: No dont kill me, I have thousands of kids to love me Im Barney!
-Chops off a thread hanging from his shirt-
Bisha: Damn that was bothering me for a long time, now what was it again.
Vivek: Damn, I thought I could have Bisha all to myself.
Roku: Never sucka!! He's mine.
Goro: Umm...in your dreams.... well Its a castle.
Vivek: Whats in it.
Bisha: Only one way to find out.
-Goes up to the castle and knocks upon it, the door opens-
Roku: Who is going in first
-Everyone takes a step back and Roku turns around-
Roku: Stop doing that, you always do that.
-Roku walks into the castle-
???: Who is it?
Bisha: We are the knights of the sqaure table and are looking for help in our journey to bring peace into the world.
???: You will recieve no help from me.
Bisha: As you wish kind sir.
???: Noo!!!! Dont leave I get lonely
Hiruzen: Isnt my problem.
???: If you stay I will give you cheese.
Hiruzen: Oh damn, Ill stay.
???: You can call me Ivanna Smackurbooty
Hiruzen: Wtf you sexual assulter
Sexual Offender:<----- Wtf, my name is not sexual offender can you please change it.
Hiruzen: Yeah, later.
Ivan: Thxs.
Bisha: Oh sheet Ivan Drago from Rocky IV arent you on steroids.
Ivan: Yes :|
Roku: Well that was nice guess we will be leaving now O.O
Ivan: Never I will never let you leave
Goro: Hahahahaha, nice one.
-pushes on the door-
Ivan: Im serious.
Ivan: I wont let you guys go until I smack all of your booties.
Everyone: He's a but smacker.
Peter: Someone say but scratcher!
Roku: But scratcher!
Goro: But scratcher!
Hiurzen: But smacker!
Vivek: Ill take one please.
Peter: Oh damn, I dont have any one me.
Everyone: Wtf, my but itches.
-Peter jumps into a hole in the wall and gets stuck-
Peter: Um...help me.
Ivan: Back to business, you knights will never see light again. I swear to my master I will end this.
Goro: I know how to handle this........
-Music starts playing-
-A ring pops out of no where and Goro and Ivan begin boxing in slow motion miraculosly with one slow motion puch Ivan faints-
Bisha: Damn that was fast. Now who put you to this job Ivan.
Ivan: I will never tell.
Vivek: Are you sure
Ivan: Okay, Ill talk.
Bisha: Keep talking.
Ivan: He calls himself he who shall not be named.
Bisha: Voldemort!!!
:|
-Holding up binoculars in his eyes-
Bisha: Oh shit, what is that hideous creature over there.
Hiruzen: Thats me Bisha
Bisha: Thats not you idiot its miles away.
Roku: You have it upside down.
Bisha: No I dont
Roku: Yes you do!
Bisha: You have your underwear on backwards.
Roku: Thats were you are wrong, Im not wearing any underwear
Everyone: :|
-Turns the binoculars over to the right side-
Bisha: Oh, shiz. Take a look at that over there
-Everyone turns and looks-
Everyone: Its a bird, its a plane, its....
Bisha: Clobbering time!!!
Everyone: Oh shit, he is doing it again.
-Bisha pulls out his sword-
Bisha: Im gonna do something that I should have done a long long time ago.
-Swings the sword towards Goro-
Goro: No dont kill me, I have thousands of kids to love me Im Barney!
-Chops off a thread hanging from his shirt-
Bisha: Damn that was bothering me for a long time, now what was it again.
Vivek: Damn, I thought I could have Bisha all to myself.
Roku: Never sucka!! He's mine.
Goro: Umm...in your dreams.... well Its a castle.
Vivek: Whats in it.
Bisha: Only one way to find out.
-Goes up to the castle and knocks upon it, the door opens-
Roku: Who is going in first
-Everyone takes a step back and Roku turns around-
Roku: Stop doing that, you always do that.
-Roku walks into the castle-
???: Who is it?
Bisha: We are the knights of the sqaure table and are looking for help in our journey to bring peace into the world.
???: You will recieve no help from me.
Bisha: As you wish kind sir.
???: Noo!!!! Dont leave I get lonely
Hiruzen: Isnt my problem.
???: If you stay I will give you cheese.
Hiruzen: Oh damn, Ill stay.
???: You can call me Ivanna Smackurbooty
Hiruzen: Wtf you sexual assulter
Sexual Offender:<----- Wtf, my name is not sexual offender can you please change it.
Hiruzen: Yeah, later.
Ivan: Thxs.
Bisha: Oh sheet Ivan Drago from Rocky IV arent you on steroids.
Ivan: Yes :|
Roku: Well that was nice guess we will be leaving now O.O
Ivan: Never I will never let you leave
Goro: Hahahahaha, nice one.
-pushes on the door-
Ivan: Im serious.
Ivan: I wont let you guys go until I smack all of your booties.
Everyone: He's a but smacker.
Peter: Someone say but scratcher!
Roku: But scratcher!
Goro: But scratcher!
Hiurzen: But smacker!
Vivek: Ill take one please.
Peter: Oh damn, I dont have any one me.
Everyone: Wtf, my but itches.
-Peter jumps into a hole in the wall and gets stuck-
Peter: Um...help me.
Ivan: Back to business, you knights will never see light again. I swear to my master I will end this.
Goro: I know how to handle this........
-Music starts playing-
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-A ring pops out of no where and Goro and Ivan begin boxing in slow motion miraculosly with one slow motion puch Ivan faints-
Bisha: Damn that was fast. Now who put you to this job Ivan.
Ivan: I will never tell.
Vivek: Are you sure
Ivan: Okay, Ill talk.
Bisha: Keep talking.
Ivan: He calls himself he who shall not be named.
Bisha: Voldemort!!!
:|
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