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Chapter 2: The Arrival of Roku
In a small town in the middle of nowhere where people, do nothing except cut people?s heads off because they believe in Santa Claus using the heads of dead people to make his toys and kill more people because they don?t know why they get coal for Christmas.
Villager: Cut off his head, why because Santa Claus is coming to town.
Other Villager: You better watch out, you better not shout, because Santa Claus is coming to town?
??? : Shut up, we don?t want a repeat of the last Santa Claus is coming to town song montage.
Villagers: What happened?
??? : Santa Claus came to town.
Villagers: He did, when was this?
??? : Exactly. Now shut up and tell me who we are going to kill.
Villager: We are bringing forth this man.
Hiruzen -being carried in and tied up- : How did I get in this predicament?
-Flashback-
Bisha: Hey Hiruzen you should litter.
Hiruzen: But isn?t there a sign right there that say litter punishable by chopping off your head?
Bisha: Nonsense, don?t you see the sign right next to it that say they will also chop off egg rolls too.
Hiruzen: Isnt that worse. O_O
Bisha: Nope, I am sure it?s nothing.
-Bisha throws a coke bottle onto the ground-
Villagers: Hey guys he just?
Other villagers: What did he do?
Villager: He littered.
Bisha ?pointing to Hiruzen- : He did it?
-Bisha runs aways-
Hiruzen ?turns around to see no one there- : Not again. Damn it.
Random guy with a beard: By the power invested in my beard? we shall cut his egg roll off and then watch him suffer and then cut his head off.
-Ties Hiruzen up and then carries him to the stalls-
-Real time-
??? : So what crime has this man committed?
Villagers: Oh, almighty knight Roku? this man has? littered.
Roku: What how? where is the proof before we torture him?and torture him good.
-Villager brings up a can-
Villager: This is the proof we are looking for my brave knight.
Roku: Let?s see what this can holds in store for us.
-Begins to inspect the can thoroughly-
??? : Stop right there, let go of that man?
Roku : Who are you to interrupt such a meeting?
??? : I am Bish? I am Santa Claus?
Villager and Roku: Santa? Santa!!!!!!!!!!!
Bisha -dressed like Santa Claus- : Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!!!!
Roku -Jumps onto Bisha?s lap-: Santa!!!!!!!!!!
Bisha: What do you want young lad?
Roku: I want a pony, and for the pony to have a saddle, and a Barbie doll with an entire Malibu playhouse set.
Bisha: O_______O Whatever you want. But you must do me a favor.
Roku: What is it Santa?.
Bisha: You must release Hiruzen for he is my trusty helper?
Roku: Do what Santa said or else you will pay.
-They release Hiruzen from his roping and let his free-
Bisha: My job is here?
-Bisha proceeds to take off his Santa Claus oufit-
Villagers and Roku: You?re not Santa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiruzen : You idiot, you have destroyed the entire plan..
-Bisha pulls out his wallet and grabs a card in it and shows it to Roku-
Bisha: I am an official Santa?s Helper?
Hiruzen: O_O Why isn?t this surprising?
Roku -pointing towards Hiruzen- : What about him?
Hiruzen: Damn, I?m found out only one thing to do now.
-Puts on fake mustache and beard-
Hiruzen ?in a Spanish accent- : This is Pablo and I sell tacos
-Roku comes over and pulls off the fake attire-
Hiruzen -starts running off into the woods- : I?m doomed.
-Everyone watching me run away-
Bisha: Don?t worry he will be back? and he?s a certified reindeer.
-Shows everyone the identification card-
Hiruzen ?randomly appearing out of nowhere- : O_O You had me turned into a reindeer.
Bisha : Its goes along with becoming a knight of the square table.
Hiruzen ?mumbles- : We should really get that changed?
Roku : Oh, Santa Claus? helper may I become a reindeer?
Bisha : I dub thee Sir Roku the brave, knight of the square table and reindeer.
Roku : That was fast shall we embark on our journey. Oh King Santa Claus helper.
Bisha: Call me Bisha?
Roku: Yes my sire, they call me Tite Kubo?s brain
Bisha: Hiruzen over there is also a part of Tite Kubo?
Roku: What part is he? O_O
Hiruzen: I rather not say? U_U
Villagers: Who will protect?
Roku, Hiruzen, and Bisha: Hasta la vista suckers?
-They run off into the sunset-
Villagers: Whose head shall we chop off now??
In a small town in the middle of nowhere where people, do nothing except cut people?s heads off because they believe in Santa Claus using the heads of dead people to make his toys and kill more people because they don?t know why they get coal for Christmas.
Villager: Cut off his head, why because Santa Claus is coming to town.
Other Villager: You better watch out, you better not shout, because Santa Claus is coming to town?
??? : Shut up, we don?t want a repeat of the last Santa Claus is coming to town song montage.
Villagers: What happened?
??? : Santa Claus came to town.
Villagers: He did, when was this?
??? : Exactly. Now shut up and tell me who we are going to kill.
Villager: We are bringing forth this man.
Hiruzen -being carried in and tied up- : How did I get in this predicament?
-Flashback-
Bisha: Hey Hiruzen you should litter.
Hiruzen: But isn?t there a sign right there that say litter punishable by chopping off your head?
Bisha: Nonsense, don?t you see the sign right next to it that say they will also chop off egg rolls too.
Hiruzen: Isnt that worse. O_O
Bisha: Nope, I am sure it?s nothing.
-Bisha throws a coke bottle onto the ground-
Villagers: Hey guys he just?
Other villagers: What did he do?
Villager: He littered.
Bisha ?pointing to Hiruzen- : He did it?
-Bisha runs aways-
Hiruzen ?turns around to see no one there- : Not again. Damn it.
Random guy with a beard: By the power invested in my beard? we shall cut his egg roll off and then watch him suffer and then cut his head off.
-Ties Hiruzen up and then carries him to the stalls-
-Real time-
??? : So what crime has this man committed?
Villagers: Oh, almighty knight Roku? this man has? littered.
Roku: What how? where is the proof before we torture him?and torture him good.
-Villager brings up a can-
Villager: This is the proof we are looking for my brave knight.
Roku: Let?s see what this can holds in store for us.
-Begins to inspect the can thoroughly-
??? : Stop right there, let go of that man?
Roku : Who are you to interrupt such a meeting?
??? : I am Bish? I am Santa Claus?
Villager and Roku: Santa? Santa!!!!!!!!!!!
Bisha -dressed like Santa Claus- : Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!!!!
Roku -Jumps onto Bisha?s lap-: Santa!!!!!!!!!!
Bisha: What do you want young lad?
Roku: I want a pony, and for the pony to have a saddle, and a Barbie doll with an entire Malibu playhouse set.
Bisha: O_______O Whatever you want. But you must do me a favor.
Roku: What is it Santa?.
Bisha: You must release Hiruzen for he is my trusty helper?
Roku: Do what Santa said or else you will pay.
-They release Hiruzen from his roping and let his free-
Bisha: My job is here?
-Bisha proceeds to take off his Santa Claus oufit-
Villagers and Roku: You?re not Santa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiruzen : You idiot, you have destroyed the entire plan..
-Bisha pulls out his wallet and grabs a card in it and shows it to Roku-
Bisha: I am an official Santa?s Helper?
Hiruzen: O_O Why isn?t this surprising?
Roku -pointing towards Hiruzen- : What about him?
Hiruzen: Damn, I?m found out only one thing to do now.
-Puts on fake mustache and beard-
Hiruzen ?in a Spanish accent- : This is Pablo and I sell tacos
-Roku comes over and pulls off the fake attire-
Hiruzen -starts running off into the woods- : I?m doomed.
-Everyone watching me run away-
Bisha: Don?t worry he will be back? and he?s a certified reindeer.
-Shows everyone the identification card-
Hiruzen ?randomly appearing out of nowhere- : O_O You had me turned into a reindeer.
Bisha : Its goes along with becoming a knight of the square table.
Hiruzen ?mumbles- : We should really get that changed?
Roku : Oh, Santa Claus? helper may I become a reindeer?
Bisha : I dub thee Sir Roku the brave, knight of the square table and reindeer.
Roku : That was fast shall we embark on our journey. Oh King Santa Claus helper.
Bisha: Call me Bisha?
Roku: Yes my sire, they call me Tite Kubo?s brain
Bisha: Hiruzen over there is also a part of Tite Kubo?
Roku: What part is he? O_O
Hiruzen: I rather not say? U_U
Villagers: Who will protect?
Roku, Hiruzen, and Bisha: Hasta la vista suckers?
-They run off into the sunset-
Villagers: Whose head shall we chop off now??
