[CJ] The Lord of Coffee unveils his godly secrets to me

[Drackos]

I am prepared to teach you the legendary arts of flipping tables if you are ready to unveil the power of coffee to me.

I am ready master.

 

[BlacLord™]

I've always thought that "I am ready master" has sexual connotations, or am I just dirty?

 

[Adachi]

I've always thought that "I am ready master" has sexual connotations, or am I just dirty?

Oh geez.

I need tables to flip and coffee to drink! It's too much for me to handle. z_z

 

[Drackos]

Oh geez.

I need tables to flip and coffee to drink! It's too much for me to handle. z_z

You can do it Adachi. I believe in you. The Forbidden Table Flip Arts are easy to master once learned @_@

 

[Adachi]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬──┬

I did it. ._.

 

[Drackos]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬──┬

I did it. ._.

Congratulations you have learned the arts of table flippping ;_;

 

[Adachi]

Congratulations you have learned the arts of table flippping ;_;

I don't always flip tables, but when I do...I get coffee.

Spoiler

Ninjutsu: Nomimono Kohi! (Ninjutsu: Drink Coffee!)
Type: Supplementary
Rank: E
Range: Short
Chakra: 05
Damage: 10 (to user's health)
Description: The user of this jutsu takes out a scroll within his pouch that was prepared before battle and holds it in one of his hands. By channeling his chakra into it, it will then poof and summon a coffee mug in its place that had been in Adachi's house prior. After downing the coffee, the caffeine will take quick effect upon the user due to the scientific fact that it blocks the receptors that slow down nerve cell activity. As a result, the user will have a slightly faster heartbeat and bloodflow, and thus, will be unaffected by any jutsu that has a potential factor that could put him to sleep. This coffee was pre-prepared by Adachi himself and sits amongst dozens of other mugs that contain anything from lattes to doubleshot espressos, either steaming hot or icy cold. The reserves within the refrigerator or hot vending system are restocked daily so there will never be a shortage of coffee. Ever.
Note: Effect lasts three turns.

Well, I'm not sleeping tonight.

 

[Drackos]

I don't always flip tables, but when I do...I get coffee.

Spoiler

Ninjutsu: Nomimono Kohi! (Ninjutsu: Drink Coffee!)
Type: Supplementary
Rank: E
Range: Short
Chakra: 05
Damage: 10 (to user's health)
Description: The user of this jutsu takes out a scroll within his pouch that was prepared before battle and holds it in one of his hands. By channeling his chakra into it, it will then poof and summon a coffee mug in its place that had been in Adachi's house prior. After downing the coffee, the caffeine will take quick effect upon the user due to the scientific fact that it blocks the receptors that slow down nerve cell activity. As a result, the user will have a slightly faster heartbeat and bloodflow, and thus, will be unaffected by any jutsu that has a potential factor that could put him to sleep. This coffee was pre-prepared by Adachi himself and sits amongst dozens of other mugs that contain anything from lattes to doubleshot espressos, either steaming hot or icy cold. The reserves within the refrigerator or hot vending system are restocked daily so there will never be a shortage of coffee. Ever.
Note: Effect lasts three turns.

Well, I'm not sleeping tonight.

I love you so much.

 

[Lord of Kaos]

HEY! Where's mine?

 

[Drackos]

HEY! Where's mine?

I'll give you some in a second!