[CJ] The Lord of Coffee unveils his godly secrets to me

Adachi

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Congratulations you have learned the arts of table flippping ;_;
I don't always flip tables, but when I do...I get coffee.

Ninjutsu: Nomimono Kohi! (Ninjutsu: Drink Coffee!)
Type: Supplementary
Rank: E
Range: Short
Chakra: 05
Damage: 10 (to user's health)
Description: The user of this jutsu takes out a scroll within his pouch that was prepared before battle and holds it in one of his hands. By channeling his chakra into it, it will then poof and summon a coffee mug in its place that had been in Adachi's house prior. After downing the coffee, the caffeine will take quick effect upon the user due to the scientific fact that it blocks the receptors that slow down nerve cell activity. As a result, the user will have a slightly faster heartbeat and bloodflow, and thus, will be unaffected by any jutsu that has a potential factor that could put him to sleep. This coffee was pre-prepared by Adachi himself and sits amongst dozens of other mugs that contain anything from lattes to doubleshot espressos, either steaming hot or icy cold. The reserves within the refrigerator or hot vending system are restocked daily so there will never be a shortage of coffee. Ever.
Note: Effect lasts three turns.
Well, I'm not sleeping tonight.
 

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I don't always flip tables, but when I do...I get coffee.

Ninjutsu: Nomimono Kohi! (Ninjutsu: Drink Coffee!)
Type: Supplementary
Rank: E
Range: Short
Chakra: 05
Damage: 10 (to user's health)
Description: The user of this jutsu takes out a scroll within his pouch that was prepared before battle and holds it in one of his hands. By channeling his chakra into it, it will then poof and summon a coffee mug in its place that had been in Adachi's house prior. After downing the coffee, the caffeine will take quick effect upon the user due to the scientific fact that it blocks the receptors that slow down nerve cell activity. As a result, the user will have a slightly faster heartbeat and bloodflow, and thus, will be unaffected by any jutsu that has a potential factor that could put him to sleep. This coffee was pre-prepared by Adachi himself and sits amongst dozens of other mugs that contain anything from lattes to doubleshot espressos, either steaming hot or icy cold. The reserves within the refrigerator or hot vending system are restocked daily so there will never be a shortage of coffee. Ever.
Note: Effect lasts three turns.
Well, I'm not sleeping tonight.
I love you so much.
 
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