The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

Pirates Vs Ninja. Who is better?

  • ARGH! PIRATES BE THE BEST. Drink up me hearties YO-HO!

    Votes: 13 34.2%
  • Be one with darkness. Ninjas are the best. No go, before I kill you.

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • Screw ninjas and pirates. Now cowboys, they're f*cking awesome

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • Screw Internet Debates. Porn is way better.

    Votes: 15 39.5%

  • Total voters
    38

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This debate has ranged on for centuries and nobody knows why and how it started. Maybe it's because we can't figure whose the best of the choice, because both excrete high levels of badasserry. Maybe because they are both fine figures in our age today and most boys dream to become of these. Or maybe people where just bored and wondered what would happen if a ninja and a pirate would meet each other.

Yes, my friend, it is THAT debate.

PIRATES VS NINJAS.

Now, I know we are in a Naruto-based forum and it seems like in this kind of crowd, ninja already has the advantage since they are at there home-court.

But we are going to take it another level.

Judging by these categories:
1. HISTORY - Were they evident in our past and who operated better in there times

2. Skills - The power of a stealthy kill or the power to woo the ladies no matter how much alcohol intake you can do?

3. Badassery - Would you rather sail the seven seas hoisting the Jolly Roger, looting and pillaging random ships as well as kidnapping wenches or accept missions no matter how dirty they are, as long as it can test you in the skills of being an assasin?

4. Influence - Both pirates and ninjas are influential symbols of our time, and how have they influence our culture?

5. Battle - If they do ever meet in combat who would win? And why?

NOTE: I am talking about REAL ninjas and pirates and not the OP'ED Pirates of One Piece and not the GOD ninjas of Naruto.

So basically, under all these categories, which is better? Ninjas or Pirates?

You decide.

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Pirates may have swords and crap, but ninjas got shuriken and get you from behind. It would be a quick and stealthy kill for a ninja.
 

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Porns 2nd lawls

Mind you Porn pwns.

Thee 2nd most exspensive porn film of all time " Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge "

4th most expensive: Pirates

10th: conquest.

3 Pirate films in the top 10 most expensive Porn films of all time....Pirates pwn.

:rolleyes: aww I love google.

No Ninja big budget porn guys....sorry.

 
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