The Great NB Ninja War
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Sorry, I'll add more story.
As Bisha starts walking (with his shoes full of cr*) Hells creates a huge pond of water to clean his shoes, forgetting about the part where Bishas not 500fts tall.
Kiwii - Dude! He was going to help us!
Hell - My bad(ass!) *dry the pond away, with a toilet sound*
So now the villains are KRF, HBA, B.SAMA, KIWII.
Who dares to fight us?
pulls out both katanas (the other flew back after cutting zephons throat)
lmao
*puts on gas mask*
Fartman no jutsu
i use this to create a fart-like smellign gas, and than i use a wind to spread the gas around
than i ignite the fart with a fire attack , now the hole area became a 2nd Cernobyl,radiations, malformations, deaths,shit all around, the world is falling apart
The earth has split into 2 halfs , and all the evil powers r drown into abyss along with teh rest of teh world
~Madara~ pwns all
you know that only girls do that, right?as bisha lands , stepping in dog shit ~madara~ and kiwii r like :~_0
Bisha(with sa SuperBisha suit):sup guys?
~Madara~&Kiwwiude u gonna wear dat ?
Bisha:Yeah...pretty cool , huh ?
~madara~&Kiwii:
*as some hot girl lands , bisha's jewel makes a hole in his tights*
what's gonna happen next ?
dude dog ballas always work -.-
as bisha lands , stepping in dog shit ~madara~ and kiwii r like :~_0
Bisha(with sa SuperBisha suit):sup guys?
~Madara~&Kiwwi
Bisha:Yeah...pretty cool , huh ?
~madara~&Kiwii:
*as some hot girl lands , bisha's jewel makes a hole in his tights*
what's gonna happen next ?
dude dog ballas always work -.-
ummm I see you don't... well ummm.. I just kill you.. so you wouldn't live in shame
The squirrel turns into a giant mutant with 6 red eyes and drewling all over his face.
(Kiwii, Hells, bisha and KRF chakra is too powerfull and may cause headake and mutant squirrels..) and eats you.
Kiwii - O_O
Bisha - O_O
Hells - O_O
KRF - WT...?!
What are the odd of THAT? O_O
the 10 tailed squirrel
squirrel *grabs kiwii*
Squirrel:what the...
*spits kiwii and kiwi reaches heaven*
Saint Peter : sup dude ?
Kiwii:Eh, not much, just got sent here by a giant squirrel
Saint Peter:yo, this i whack!!!Yo, bro come check this shit!!
God:ma man, peter, sup, sup ?
Saint Peter:Check this dude out...
God:...wash your problem nigga ?
Kiwii:Well ...
God:I had enough of this guy...kick him outta here
Saint Peter:I'm on it
*takes a huge crucifix and smacks kiwii
*kiwii reaches the pits of hell*
Satan:dude, wassup wid u here ?
Kiwii:Well u see, st. peter ...
Satan's Bitch:Hey , LU, come in bed i miss you...
Satan:Well, i'd take care of u i'm busy rite now , dude, god be wid u...i send you to earth
to be ****ing continued
squirrel *grabs kiwii*
Squirrel:what the...
*spits kiwii and kiwi reaches heaven*
Saint Peter : sup dude ?
Kiwii:Eh, not much, just got sent here by a giant squirrel
Saint Peter:yo, this i whack!!!Yo, bro come check this shit!!
God:ma man, peter, sup, sup ?
Saint Peter:Check this dude out...
God:...wash your problem nigga ?
Kiwii:Well ...
God:I had enough of this guy...kick him outta here
Saint Peter:I'm on it
*takes a huge crucifix and smacks kiwii
*kiwii reaches the pits of hell*
Satan:dude, wassup wid u here ?
Kiwii:Well u see, st. peter ...
Satan's Bitch:Hey , LU, come in bed i miss you...
Satan:Well, i'd take care of u i'm busy rite now , dude, god be wid u...i send you to earth
to be ****ing continued
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lmao.
Kiwii - you wont bealive me!
Hells - what?
kiwii - I was ...
B.sama - you're right...we wont...
Kiwii - -_-
Bisha - What?
Kiwii -Forget it *points at madara* he's still standing there...
KRF - He's right... what should we do?
Bisha creates hge formations of rocks surrounding madara.
Kiwii spits a huge amount of papperbomb needles that cuts madara to pieaces and then KRF spits massive balls of fire, exploding the papper and burning madara pieces to ash.
Before Bisha closes the rocks, forming a cave, Hells spits a huge amount of water that suffocates madara burned shreds.
As the cave closes, bisha crushes madara suffocated wet burned shreds.
kiwii - maybe we overdid it...
Hell, Bisha, KRF - maybe...
my 10 tails squirrel grabs bisha and kiwii ,and when krf remembers about balls he starts screaming all around -.-lmao.
Kiwii - you wont bealive me!
Hells - what?
kiwii - I was ...
B.sama - you're right...we wont...
Kiwii - -_-
Bisha - What?
Kiwii -Forget it *points at madara* he's still standing there...
KRF - He's right... what should we do?
Bisha creates hge formations of rocks surrounding madara.
Kiwii spits a huge amount of papperbomb needles that cuts madara to pieaces and then KRF spits massive balls of fire, exploding the papper and burning madara pieces to ash.
Before Bisha closes the rocks, forming a cave, Hells spits a huge amount of water that suffocates madara burned shreds.
As the cave closes, bisha crushes madara suffocated wet burned shreds.
kiwii - maybe we overdid it...
Hell, Bisha, KRF - maybe...
the squirrel swallows u both and than she eats like 10000000000000000 exploding tags
God: Damn , u f***ing maggots ... me and ma man peter r trying to hit it wid our women , let us be wtf ?
Satan
Godude, those fags were also bothering u ? That green fucking fruit made my b**** leave me God and Satan start playing tennis wid kiwii
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Kiwii - stupid squirrel. It was all your fault Bish!
Bisha - why?
KRF - you farted U_U
Bisha - well, sorry then...
Kiwii - maybe we should kill the ungly one first...
Hells - no... lets leave madara for last and kill the mutant first...
Kiwii - i was talki...you're right!
Kiwii and Hells fuses chakra and when hells spits a huge jet of water Kiwii infuses wind chakra adding speed power and slicing the mutant to bits...
Bisha and KRF look at madara. -_O
madara's mind - ... i'm in big trouble... maybe they will leave me alone if I ...
*madara drops dead* X_X
My squirrel fartsKiwii - stupid squirrel. It was all your fault Bish!
Bisha - why?
KRF - you farted U_U
Bisha - well, sorry then...
Kiwii - maybe we should kill the ungly one first...
Hells - no... lets leave madara for last and kill the mutant first...
Kiwii - i was talki...you're right!
Kiwii and Hells fuses chakra and when hells spits a huge jet of water Kiwii infuses wind chakra adding speed power and slicing the mutant to bits...
Bisha and KRF look at madara. -_O
madara's mind - ... i'm in big trouble... maybe they will leave me alone if I ...
*madara drops dead* X_X
in that moment i sync with my squirell and add my widn chakra to create a thick and dense Fart Gas , who surrounds all of u
~KRF~Death glare to Madara
Madara @KRF:..balls...
KRF;aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
