Ladies and Gentlemen,
Homos and Trans,
Cross-Eyed Mosquitoes and Bo-Legged Lambs,
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor,
So I can tell you a story I've never heard before.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Each took out their sword and shot the other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a reffery.
A blind man cane to watch fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "Horray!"
A paralyzed donkey walking by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Kicked him through a six inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to kill those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man; he saw it, too!
Homos and Trans,
Cross-Eyed Mosquitoes and Bo-Legged Lambs,
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor,
So I can tell you a story I've never heard before.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Each took out their sword and shot the other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a reffery.
A blind man cane to watch fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "Horray!"
A paralyzed donkey walking by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Kicked him through a six inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to kill those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man; he saw it, too!
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