The FULL Two Dead Boys Poem

[Tvqxeqlapcfr]

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Homos and Trans,
Cross-Eyed Mosquitoes and Bo-Legged Lambs,
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor,
So I can tell you a story I've never heard before.

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Each took out their sword and shot the other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a reffery.
A blind man cane to watch fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "Horray!"

A paralyzed donkey walking by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Kicked him through a six inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to kill those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man; he saw it, too!​

 

[Tvqxeqlapcfr]

This is the full version of the greatly imfamous Two Dead Boys poem. You are going to see more paradoxical submissions from, so stay tuned!

 

[Sheldon Cooper]

N already knows...

 

[~The Norwegian~]

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Homos and Trans,
Cross-Eyed Mosquitoes and Bo-Legged Lambs,
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor,
So I can tell you a story I've never heard before.

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced eachother,
Took out their swords and shot eachother.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a reffery.
A blind man cane to watch fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "Horray!"

A paralyzed donkey walking by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Kicked him through a six inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to kill those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man; he saw it, too!​

Other than that, coolxd

 

[Tvqxeqlapcfr]

Other than that, coolxd

Sorry, on my cell phone, it's hard to type.

 

[~The Norwegian~]

Sorry, on my cell phone, it's hard to type.

No problem bro

 

[Tvqxeqlapcfr]

Best Answer

You pose an interesting question. (I mean your second one.) Lots of words start out as two and become one. Currently "eachother" would be considered to be two words, but maybe in time they will be one. "Today" used to be hyphenated as "to-day," which was probably a contraction of "to this day." Or take the days of the week: "Thursday" once was "Thor's day," now it's just hump day (or is it humpday?).

I don't think you are going crazy. You may just be ahead of your time.

No problem bro

Well, there you go.

 

[SandFreak]

it was a lovely Poem the best I ever saw,

 

[Tvqxeqlapcfr]

it was a lovely Poem the best I ever saw,

Thanks.

 

[Jonathon]

Oxymoron.

 

[Tvqxeqlapcfr]

Oxymoron.

Gazunteit. So, you're an English buff? Yeah, that's basically what this is.