The East Gate of Konoha

[BishamonSama]

*standing with a backpack at my feet in my usual garb*

Why does this place have so many freaking gates. >_<
And where's Madara? That slow ass. ><

 

[Madara Uchiha]

*Standing at the West Gate of Konoha with a backpack at my feet wearing my usual dark blue cloak with the hood up*
*Lightning storm outside with heavy rain*

Why does this place have so many freaking gates. >_<
And where's Bishama? That slow @$$. -.-

 

[Akami]

hi Bishamon O___O

 

[BishamonSama]

*summons a small monkey*
O^O

*attaches a tiny scroll to the monkey's leg*

Alright, monkey friend. You have to go find madara for b.sama.
Take in his scent from this.

*reaches into my backpack, and takes out a green sock, with stink lines coming out of it*


This is his from high school gym class. >_<


*the monkey sniffs it, and dies*
Damn. O_O

 

[Madara Uchiha]

*summons a small monkey*
O^O

*attaches a tiny scroll to the monkey's leg*

Alright, monkey friend. You have to go find madara for b.sama.
Take in his scent from this.

*reaches into my backpack, and takes out a green sock, with stink lines coming out of it*


This is his from high school gym class. >_<


*the monkey sniffs it, and dies*
Damn. O_O

*Zanji walks by and b***h slaps Bishama*
Zanji: My the f*** do you keep staling my stuff. -_-
*Picks up the sock and leaves*

 

[BishamonSama]

*Zanji walks by and b***h slaps Bishama*
Zanji: My the f*** do you keep staling my stuff. -_-
*Picks up the sock and leaves*

Good old angtsy zanji.


I thought I told Madara to come to the eastern gate. >_<
We have to go to the water sage temple, in the water country... which is to the east.

 

[Madara Uchiha]

Good old angtsy zanji.


I thought I told Madara to come to the east gate. >_<
We have to go to the water sage temple, in the water country... which is to the east.

Damnit. -.- Where the hell is bisha, i told him to come to the west gate. >< The water sage temple, in the water country is to the east but that dumb@$$ Hashirama Senju built the gates backwards. -.- He couldnt even tell left from right. >_>

 

[BishamonSama]

Damnit. -.- Where the hell is bisha, i told him to come to the west gate. >< The water sage temple, in the water country is to the east but that dumb@$$ Hashirama Senju built the gates backwards. -.- He couldnt even tell left from right. >_>

Maybe Madara forgot his left from his right again...<_<...>_>...

Everyone knows the eastern gate is actually called the West Gate. >_>

*looks at a sign*
*it says West Gate*
Dumb hashirama. >_<

*looks to my left*
*sees madara*
O_O

Hey.

 

[Elias]

*is found standing at the MIDDLE gate of konoha*

*stares at a giant hole in the ground*

O.O......................

weird.....

 

[Madara Uchiha]

Maybe Madara forgot his left from his right again...<_<...>_>...

Everyone knows the eastern gate is actually called the West Gate. >_>

*looks at a sign*
*it says West Gate*
Dumb hashirama. >_<

*looks to my left*
*sees madara*
O_O

Hey.

*Turns around and see's bsama*
About time you showed up. O_O lol
Did you put on your electric tape? oO

 

[BishamonSama]

*Turns around and see's bsama*
About time you showed up. O_O lol
Did you put on your electric tape? oO

That's none of your business. >_>



Now where's elias? He's probably looking at that big hole in the middle of konoha again. >_<

 

[Elias]

That's none of your business. >_>



Now where's elias? He's probably looking at that big hole in the middle of konoha again. >_<

*appears next to b.sama eating a carrot*

you called?

 

[BishamonSama]

*appears next to b.sama eating a carrot*

you called?

What's up, doc? O_O

 

[Madara Uchiha]

That's none of your business. >_>



Now where's elias? He's probably looking at that big hole in the middle of konoha again. >_<

If you dont put on your electric tape you might get hit by lightning from the thunder storm. O_O *points up at the sky*
And we all know how thatll turn out? >_>

 

[Elias]

What's up, doc? O_O

wrong parody O_O

*throws the carrot and it gets jammed in shinbu's eye*

 

[BishamonSama]

If you dont put on your electric tape you might get hit by lightning from the thunder storm. O_O *points up at the sky*
And we all know how thatll turn out? >_>

(I'm not made of rock anymore)


Yes, we do: exactly the same thing that happens when anything else gets hit by lightning. >_<


Don't worry, though: I have my metal boxers on, along with hundreds of metal piercings on my chest, a metal hat, metal gloves, and metal socks. ^^

wrong parody O_O

*throws the carrot and it gets jammed in shinbu's eye*

(LOL, was that a nacho libre reference? xD)

It's shinbus birthday today, actually lol xD

 

[Elias]

(I'm not made of rock anymore)


Yes, we do: exactly the same thing that happens when anything else gets hit by lightning. >_<


Don't worry, though: I have my metal boxers on, along with hundreds of metal piercings on my chest, a metal hat, metal gloves, and metal socks. ^^



(LOL, was that a nacho libre reference? xD)

It's shinbus birthday today, actually lol xD

(no its from this movie with clive owen called "Shoot 'em Up")

mind if a tag along sensei?

 

[BishamonSama]

(no its from this movie with clive owen called "Shoot 'em Up")

mind if a tag along sensei?

Didn't you get my messenger monkey about the mission? O_O

 

[Elias]

Didn't you get my messenger monkey about the mission? O_O

no, it just had a dirty sock >_<

 

[BishamonSama]

O_O

Thats weird.