The dishes dilemma

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Everybody knows I never do the dishes, and that's because I'm too Mussolini.
I mean every time I walk in the streets people ask me if I am Mussolini, and a bunch of white chicks insult me because they think I'm a crazy dictator.
So, if I am so Mussolini it's obvious I don't do the dishes, because I've got the power.

But the problem is that when my mother comes home she gets terribly pissed because she finds all the dishes there dirty as hell.
Plus, everybody knows every rightwing (like Mussolini) is incredibly attached to his family.

So I'm living a paradox, as if I wash them I wouldn't be so Mussolini because dictators don't do it, and if I don't I wouldn't be either because I'm overlooking the duties to my family.

What should I do? Plz help
 
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