The dishes dilemma

[Deadlift]

Everybody knows I never do the dishes, and that's because I'm too Mussolini.
I mean every time I walk in the streets people ask me if I am Mussolini, and a bunch of white chicks insult me because they think I'm a crazy dictator.
So, if I am so Mussolini it's obvious I don't do the dishes, because I've got the power.

But the problem is that when my mother comes home she gets terribly pissed because she finds all the dishes there dirty as hell.
Plus, everybody knows every rightwing (like Mussolini) is incredibly attached to his family.

So I'm living a paradox, as if I wash them I wouldn't be so Mussolini because dictators don't do it, and if I don't I wouldn't be either because I'm overlooking the duties to my family.

What should I do? Plz help

 

[Kingu]

Commit suicide

 

[Alfred Pennyworth]

Ask someone else to do it ? lol

 

[Rohan]

Wash the dishes. Your mother's rage will make you an ant, not a dictator. :elmo:

 

[Wabbit]

Paradox should not exist. delete your self by getting inside gas chamber.

 

[Deadlift]

Paradox should not exist. delete your self by getting inside gas chamber.

I said Mussolini not Hitler :Sparks:

 

[Marin]

Stfu and wash the dishes.

 

[Wabbit]

I said Mussolini not Hitler :Sparks:

You should try it. Do something that you have not done before. Rev up those gas chambers.

 

[Deadlift]

Stfu and wash the dishes.

Too late, my brother happened to have no homework today

 

[Lyke]

Whats a massolini

 

[Deadlift]

Whats a massolini

:| you don't know Mussolini?

 

[ChicagoJhawk]

Whats a massolini

Italian dictator I think

 

[Lyke]

:| you don't know Mussolini?

Italian dictator I think

I know the führer hitler

 

[Deadlift]

I know the führer hitler

Mussolini was his best friend outside of Germany

 

[Lyke]

Mussolini was his best friend outside of Germany

Nice, so you support italian hitler?

 

[Deadlift]

Nice, so you support italian hitler?

No way, I just said I look like him

 

[Lyke]

No way, I just said I look like him

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Damn

 

[HashiraMadara]

You bring 0 shits in the house so stfu and wash the damn dishes :|

 

[Deadlift]

You bring 0 shits in the house so stfu and wash the damn dishes :|

Meh, I worked two days last week. Prolly I'll manage to work a bit next week

 

[Sugiyama]

If you don't dirty the dishes, there wont be a need to wash them.