Hahaha for your information I never drink. I am an alcohol virginYup. You definitely are our eccentric, incredible Captain Sparrow. If you can do that much while sober, God helps my stomach when you're drunk.
On topic: Why exactly does the kid have to die, though?
OT: The kid was unlucky to be found in that place and time. I wasn't. I wouldn't exchange my life for a stranger's. Just being honest here.