The Crow and The Funk Cabin!!

[DJ Malik]

O_O

Really Gaara??!

*Makes clone. Fights Clone*

 

[-Vendetta-]

*pulls out a 12-gauge shotgun and blows away your clone*
U_U

 

[DJ Malik]

*Clone is unaffected.*

Oops Are you in my Genjutsu again?

Spoiler

Genjutsu: Kasumi Juusha (Illusion Technique: Mist Servant)

Rank: D
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:10
Damage Points:N/A
Description:A Genjutsu technique that creates false attackers to delay and confuse the enemy. Though these servants are not real,
the actual ninja is able to remain hidden and throw kunai and shuriken matching the movements of the servants. This makes it appear
the false servants are capable of attacking. When the enemy attempts to attack the servant, they will merely disrupt the servants illusion body but not destroy it

 

[-Vendetta-]

*Aims gun at you*
Quit busting my balls!

 

[DJ Malik]

If you feel froggy, then jump.

 

[-Vendetta-]

O_O
wtf?

 

[DJ Malik]

Really you've never heard of that saying. Aren't you from the south!!

 

[-Vendetta-]

I'm from a big city in the south!

 

[DJ Malik]

A big city that doesn't have a McDonalds??

 

[-Vendetta-]

Actually, I don't live in that big city anymore but I'm still from that city!!

 

[DJ Malik]

Ah. Nuff said.

Hm. I think we should cook a turkey for Thanksgiving in our new home!

 

[-Vendetta-]

ok
*Lights a live turkey on fire and eats it whole*
Done ^_^

 

[DJ Malik]

You are a boring person.

*Gets a mutant turkey and puts it in the oven*

*Turkey begins to glow green and turns into a giant squid.*

Oh Noes! It bees teh giant squid!

 

[-Vendetta-]

*Picks up squid, puts it on a table and hands it 5 cards*
Time for some poker!
*Puts on my sexy sunglasses and lights a cigar*

 

[Damon Salvatore]

*eneters with a kick along with the broken door*
What's up >_> Where is the puff? I smell Puff @>@

 

[DJ Malik]

O_O

*Puts Real Turkey in the oven.*

Now to bake a 350 for 3 hours.

 

[~Rerrando~]

*walks in smelling the turkey in the oven*

Wtf is going everybody?xd

 

[-Vendetta-]

OR you can bake it at 3500 for 18 minutes!
It's faster. And easier.
*Loses at the poker game*
Dammit!!!!!
*eats the squid*

 

[Damon Salvatore]

*starts to break glasses*
Where is the Puff?

 

[DJ Malik]

Stop Destroying my home!

*DING*

Turkey's done!

No my squid buddy!