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The Bad Princess Club
This is a fanfic created by Sinderella23 and I. It is a Reality-type show that deals with the Disney Princesses and their lives inside of a castle where most of the story takes place. We have added a lot of humor to them, so they aren't as goody-two shoes as they are in their movies. We apologize for any of the future potential of scarring your childhood while reading this. Especially if you grew up with Disney Movies as a child. We hope you enjoy
This is a fanfic created by Sinderella23 and I. It is a Reality-type show that deals with the Disney Princesses and their lives inside of a castle where most of the story takes place. We have added a lot of humor to them, so they aren't as goody-two shoes as they are in their movies. We apologize for any of the future potential of scarring your childhood while reading this. Especially if you grew up with Disney Movies as a child. We hope you enjoy
Host: Alice
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Alice: We will start off with an introduction of the main girls to get you acquainted with them.
Director: First up, Belle!
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Belle:Hi I'm Belle. I used to be one of those girls who read, were independent, and were very outspoken. Until I met the Beast. Once I met him I dropped all that stupid feminist crap and did whatever he told me to. One time he told me to make this sandwich and guess what I made it!!
. Then he transformed back into his human self and became a p*ssy. But what the hell I'll never forget that night after our dance were he took me into the bedroom and took me around the whole frickin world.*The scene moves to Cinderella's introduction. Cinderella stands in front of the camera smiling.*
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Cinderella: My name is Cinderella and i clean, cook, and do everything that I'm told to do by my stepmother and sisters. Lately, I haven't been doing anything because I don't give a f*ck anymore, mainly because I snuck out of the house and spent that night at a ball with a really handsome prince. I think he likes me. Anyways I'm here to make good real friends instead of the mice in the basement.
*The next scene transitions to Tiana's introduction. Tiana is shown in front of the camera patting her hair and pouting.*
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Tiana: Wassup, my name is Tiana. I work hard and that sh*t. And I um well... I is excited to be hurr... I mean here.. because well I believe I can make some friends or whatever. They got me talkin' all proper and stuff because the other girls up in here don't talk that way. I own a restaurant..and I was a frog. And I keep it real.
* Next up is Mulan who primps her hair until it is neat and tidy*
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Mulan: My name is Fa Mulan. I come from a very honorable family. I have done everything to bring honor to my family particularly my father yet, he is still dishonored by me imperonating a boy in the army. It's called cross-dressing, father, alot of people do it today.
*Mulan leans forward and whispers to the camera*
Mulan:Plus, Shang makes me do it sometimes he says it turns him on seeing me dressed as a guy.
*The scene than shifts to Jasmine's introduction, which shows her petting her pet Tiger Raj*
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Jasmine: My name is Jasmine and I'm so tired of all this marriage crap. My father wants me married, but i want to be with my boy Aladdin, riding his magic carpet all night. Hell, I don't care what my dad says anymore, I'm a free woman, i have rights. anyways i just want to hang out with my chicas and forget about marriage.
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Aurora: What' up ya'll. my name is Aurora and I live in the country with my three fairy god mothers. They treat me like im there own, but they can't have children because they are lesbians and live together. They told me that I can't live with them anymore because I'm supposed to be cursed, so they sent me here. I like it here, i just hope they have some pretty pink or blue dresses.
*The scene shifts from Aurora to Ariel who is shown as a Mermaid swimming through her grotto.*
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Ariel: I've got gadgets and giz- oh hi there I'm Ariel. I know what your thinking. She doesn't look like a bad girl or what's this ginger doing on my TV screen. Well, guess what this mermaid is gonna prove herself to all of you. I can sing, I can swim and I can dance. Can the other whores do that around here? I don't think so... get ready because soon I'll be Part of Your WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ariel flicks the cameraman off as she swims away. The next introduction is Snow White, who is shown frolicking in the forest with the Forest animals.
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Snow White: Hey there, my name is Snow White. I just love all the forest animals that follow me, but some days I just wish that they would leav me alone. Can't a girl get some privacy? Oh well I live with Seven Dwarfs named after emotions and actions....they really doubt me sometimes but they love me...and each other as well. Anyways Im here to hang out with some new friends and run away from the creepy old lady following me.
Snow White starts to sing "Someday my Prince will Come" but the angry forest animals attack her from behind leaving her writhing in pain on the ground. The scene transitions to the last introduction, which is Pocahontas.
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Pocahontas: Pocahontas: I am Pocahontas. The proud daughter of the Chief of my tribe. I am in touch with nature with all the spirits that surround me. Grandma Willow, the most wises tree ever, gives me guidance through me toughest times and my racoon and woodpecker friends always keep me company so as you can already tell I'm on some serious drugs. And you can find those drugs.. JUST AROUND THE RIVER BEND BEYOND THE SHORE O_O
~Introductions over~
_______________________________________________________________Alice: The girls eventually make it to the castle, called the "Castle of Dreams" where they will be staying together. Tiana arrives first followed by the other girls who greet each other once they enter the castle.
Belle: Hi, I'm Belle. It's nice to meet you.
Snow White: Oh hello, Belle. I'm Snow White it's very nice to meet you as well.
The other girls greet each other and everything seems fine until Tiana tries to greet Ariel. Ariel stands in one spot combing her hair with a fork. O_O
Tiana: Hello... I'm Tiana and you are?
Ariel looks Tiana in the eyes, smiles, rolls her eyes,and then walks away which leaves Tiana visibly upset.
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Confession Time.
Confession Time is where the characters will talk one on one with the audience about what is going on in there lives, what they want to complain about, etc.
Tiana: I came in here saying hi to everyone and I see this little trick standing still doing nothing. So I said to myself, let me go say hi to her cause maybe she's shy. So I go over to her to say introduce myself like a good person and that heifer looks me dead in the eye, rolls her ugly little eyes, and walks away. B*tch wants to play? I'll play!
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(Later that day Tiana, in an act of kindness, decided to make her special dish for Snow White, Aurora, and Belle.)
Tiana: How are y'all liking my gumbo?
Snow White: I like it very much Tiana it's great!
Tiana: Thanks. This sista knows how to cook.
Belle: Don't you all know how to cook?
Tiana: (angry) Excuse you?
Belle: I was just saying how-
(Belle is interrupted by Ariel, who waltzes into the kitchen after smelling the gumbo Tiana prepared.)
Ariel: Wow, that smells great,can I have some?
(Tiana mimics Ariel's behavior from before. Ariel hands her a bowl to fill the gumbo in, but Tiana looks at her, smiles, rolls her eyes, and walks away just as Ariel had done to her.)
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Confession Time
Ariel: Okay, so this Tiana girl was so rude to me. I ask her for a bowl of her food and she just ignores me and walks away. That's okay though, it probably tasted like sh*t anyway.
(In another part of the castle, Tiana laughs after getting her revenge.)
Tiana: How does it feel to be ignored now B*TCH!?
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(Alice: Elsewhere, in the castle Mulan and Pocahontas start to connect, but Mulan says something that surprises Pocahontas.)
Mulan: So, I was sent here by my father, because I'm a cross-dresser.
Pocahontas: Y-your a cross-dresser? I never would have thought of that.
Mulan: Yes, it's true my father sent me here because I have already dishonored my family too much already.
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Confession Time
Pocahontas: Okay so I'm talking to Mulan and she seems pretty chill. Then she brings up this cross-dressing thing out of nowhere. I mean I don't judge and she can dress however she wants to, but then she says something that really just made me say... What the F*ck?
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Mulan: Also I'm two people.
Pocahontas: What does that mean?
Mulan: Well I'm a guy and I'm a girl. Right now since I'm dressed like a girl I'm Mulan. But when I dress like a guy I'm Ping. And whenever I'm Mulan I go out with guys and whenever I'm Ping I date girls.
(A confused Pocahontas looks at Mulan.)
Pocahontas: So you're bi, right?
Mulan: No, no I'm straight. You see as Mulan I go out with guys and have no interest in girls but when I'm Ping that's the exact opposite.
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Confession Time
Pocahontas: Okay, I am completely mindf*cked. When she changes clothes, not only does she believe she is changing genders, but she's also changing her sexuality. I need a cigarette.
Mulan: I know Pocahontas, is probably freaked out by all of this but I can't help what my other half is. But if I were Ping right now I would tear that a** up!
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(Alice: While Mulan/Ping and Pocahontas were having their strange conversation, Cinderella couldn't help but eavesdrop.)
Cinderella: (to the camera) What the hell is she then a guy or a girl?
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Cinderella: Okay, so I was listening in on Mulan and Pocahontas' conversation about Mulan's "cross-dressing". And I swear all I wanted to do was get my glass slipper and hit her across the face. This is an all-girls castle, not an all-girls castle with one girl also being a guy!
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That's the end of the chapter we hoped you liked it!
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