The 6th Great Ninja War
Omake Extraordinaire!!
(Take note that as an Omake, this chapter has almost no relevance to the actual story, but it's rather just a fun break in the story. The next canon chapter will be released tomorrow O_O)
It was early in the morning. The sun was rising, half of it showing on the horizon. A young boy with light green hair carried his books and his backpack with him off the bus. He was wearing tan-colored pants, casual shoes, and a sweater vest on top of a regular shirt, as it was the school uniform. Other guys wore the same type of clothing but simply variations of what the young boy had on. The girls walking around him were wearing sailor fukus, as was the tradition. In front of the boy was a massive traditional-style Japanese institute of for learning, simply radiating with prestige. It much resembled the Todaiji and Hsi Lai Temple.
This was modern Japan, in a most traditional sense. The sign near the main building read “Great Shinobi School of Kyoto”. The boy looked at the school with interest. He had never seen a building so large, but everyone else walked into the buildings casually. Of course, the only reason the boy was stunned was not because it was the start of a new year, but because of the fact that he was the new student. The bell rang, and the boy rushed to his first class, running clumsily through the beautifully lit halls and past the very nicely decorated walls. The girls stared at him, puzzled by his oddness. The older guys laughed as he sped to his class. However, he realized he was lost. Naturally, using his common sense, he looked for the nearest administration office, which he found conveniently at the end of the hall. He entered it tentatively, and much to his surprise, was met by a being that wasn’t human at all. It was a white-furred monkey with glasses and a long tail: Yoshino. Yoshino stacked some papers and spoke to the boy.
Yoshino: May I help you?
???: My name is Kiwii…I’m lost. Can you tell me how to get to the Philosophy class?
Yoshino: Of course. *takes out a map of the school* You’re here *points* You need to go all the way down Waterfall Hallway and then up the stairs and it’s the room at the end of the hall directly ahead. You can’t miss it. Trust me…
Kiwii: O_O Thanks!
Kiwii rushed off to his class. Yoshino sighed and went back to filing his paperwork. Kiwii looked as his watch as he was running up the flight of stairs. He only had thirty seconds left. The building was so large that it seemed like getting to class would take forever. However, he finally reached the next floor and ran all the way down the hall, spotting the room with a Greek-esque white door and engraved patterns of the sun and musical notes. The Kanji for peace was inscribed on the door, which was open. Kiwii was just about to enter the room when the bell rang and the door slammed right in his face. Kiwii sunk to the ground. Inside the classroom, the teacher, a young-looking man, but with the look of experience, scratched his head, which bore golden yellow hair with very light blond tips. He was wearing an open white coat that stretched to his knees on top of a golden shirt and tan pants. The man adjusted his reading glasses, which covered his golden eyes, and then looked at his class.
The room was lit by a perfect light, which shined like the sun but did not enlighten the room to the point of absurdity. The desks were significantly spaced apart and the room was quite large. The walls were a light yellow color and the floors were covered in what looked like grass. Butterflies fluttered about the room and synchronized harmony and then in chaotic order. About 30 students filled the classroom, several of which had quite familiar faces. Goro, sat at the front of the classroom, his hair quite messy, and he looked tired. Ace took out his notepad and prepared to take notes. Caliburn sat at the front on the far left of the class. Hasashi, wearing a tuque, looked lazily out the window. It was snowing lightly, and the sky had taken on that tranquil, peaceful look with bright clouds. Outside, some lights were lit, giving the atmosphere a very homey look. Emperor sat at the far right of the room, scratching his dark purple hair and talking to himself cheerfully. Several other students prepared for the lecture, and some other familiar faces messed around.
Roku: Alright…class is in session.
Hasashi: *raises hand* Umm, Kiyoshi-sensei…there’s someone at the door.
Roku: Of course there is >_>' *walks to the door*
Roku opened the door and found Kiwii gripping his face in pain. Roku looked at him, puzzled.
Roku: You’re late…
Kiwii: >.< I know…I…
Roku: So, you’re the new student, huh. I’m required to make you go to Administrator V’s office.
Kiwii: o_o …………*looks down in disappointment* I understand…
Roku: ………but I won’t. Get in here.
Roku led Kiwii into the room and brought him before the class. Kiwii glanced back at the massive whiteboard and the looked at the class.
Kiwii: Hello, everyone! O_O I’m the new student from Akari Shinobi School, Kiwii! Nice…to… meet you all *bows*
Hasashi:
Goro: *asleep* U_U
Caliburn: Weird kid…
Kiwii took his seat and Roku wrote something on the board. It was the Kanji for Energy.
Roku: Energy! Quite an ambiguous word it is, would you all not agree?
Class: Yes…
Roku: Energy is both an internal and cosmic subject. It deals with the Energy within you, as growing shinobi, as well as the metaphysical. *looks at Goro* Mr. Kaguya…can you tell me what the metaphysical refers to?
Goro: *snores* U_u
Roku suddenly threw a kunai at Goro’s desk, waking him up instantly with a kunai directly in front of him.
Goro: O_O WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! O_O
Roku: Wake up Goro…for one of our top students, you sure sleep often…unless your bones somehow regenerate faster while sleeping, I suggest you get those finger bones writing.
Goro: *sigh* sorry, sensei…
AFTER AN HOUR
The bell rang as Roku concluded his lecture. Everyone left the classroom and the hallways were filled again. Kiwii grabbed his books and walked awkwardly through the hallway. He looked to his right and noticed a very pretty woman walking down the halls. Kiwii was mesmerized by her beauty to the point that he did not realize the two people standing in front of him until his bumped into them. Kiwii fell and picked up his books again, apologizing. The two he bumped into were Gatsndshanks and Mugiwara.
Mugiwara: Watch it…
Kiwii: Sorry O_O *picks up books and papers frantically*
Gatsndshanks: Hey, you’re the new kid?
Kiwii: umm…yes
Mugiwara: 0_o Hey, Gats, let’s rough him up a bit. *smirks*
Mugiwara reached for Kiwii and Kiwii suddenly smacked his hand away!
Mugiwara: Ow…what the hell?
Mugiwara looked at his hand and it was covered in bugs. He scratched them off hysterically. Then, he gave Kiwii a displeased look. Mugiwara picked Kiwii up by his shirt and lifted him well above the ground. Kiwii flailed fearfully.
Mugiwara: You freak! Do you know who I am?
Kiwii: No .-.
As Mugiwara was about to punch Kiwii, a voice stopped him. Goro, Hiruzen, and Ace walked around the corner and caught Mugi’s attention.
Goro: Put him down, Mugi…
Mugiwara looked at Gats and then dropped Kiwii painfully. Gatsndshanks then pulled his arm back, preparing to back-fist Kiwii in the face, but he arm was instantly caught by Goro, who painfully gripped it.
Gatsndshanks: Tch! >.<
Goro twisted Gatsndshanks’ arm and then pushed him away. Gats looked back at Goro with spite and then ran off.
Gatsndshanks: We’ll meet again, kid!
Goro: Get out of here -.-' *looks at Kiwii* You alright? O_O
Kiwii: I guess……thanks
Ace: No problem ^_^
Hiruzen: You’re an odd kid, you know. You can’t let bullies pick on you like that…
Kiwii:
Hiruzen: *sigh* Come sit with us at lunch, all right?
Kiwii: …but! O_O
Goro, Hiruzen, and Ace walked off, waving back as they transitioned to their next classes. Kiwii was left alone. He picked up his books and continued.
AT LUNCH
Kiwii bought his lunch, a bowl of ramen, and looked for Goro’s table. He found it near the center of the lunchroom. Sitting there was Goro, Ace, Hiruzen, Caliburn, Emperor, Nero, Riku, Hasashi, Alucard, and some others.
Caliburn: Is that…o_o
Ace: Kiwii. We invited him to sit with us.
Hasashi: Great…one more weirdo O_O
Kiwii: Hello everyone O_O My name’s Kiwii…
Riku: Oh, the new kid. Hey there Kiwii ^_^
Emperor pulled his lunch out of a brown paper bag. Surprisingly, it was a human foot wrapped in sandwich wrap.
Emperor: Oh boy! My mom cooked human foot. ^^ *chomp*
Kiwii: o_o should I be afraid…
Hiruzen: Nah…Emperor doesn’t eat live people…at least, not during school hours.
Nero: So, kid. What classes are you taking?
Kiwii: I’m taking Kiyoshi-sensei’s Philosophy Class, Ragnaroc’s Wind class, Izuna Uchiha’s Deception class, Bishamon Sarutobi-sensei’s History class, and Ms. Rei’s calligraphy class.
Alucard: O_O You got Rei’s class…lucky bastard
Hasashi: I was in Rei’s class two years ago, but I didn’t give a damn about calligraphy. I was just there to see Rei-sensei >_> I failed the class…
Goro: You probably failed because you’re just stupid
Riku: *laughs* That’s the truth!!
Kiwii: I tried to take difficult classes to improve myself o_o
Goro: Well, you did a good job. Roku’s class is definitely the hardest class you can possibly take. I’ve got a C in that class O_O
Hasashi: I have an F O_O
Caliburn: Yeah, but Goro’s the best student in the school overall. Anyway, I don’t see how you guys think Roku’s class is so hard O_O If you ask me, Hellsbadass' class is tougher.
Hiruzen: Easy for you to say. You and Emperor have the two highest scores in Roku’s class >.>
Emperor: *chewing on foot* O-o souo vhat?
Kiwii: .-.
Ace: *sigh* Kiwii, you know, some of us teach classes of our own since we’re the senior students. You should join in one day.
Goro: Yeah…If you take my class, you don’t have to take Izuna’s class.
Alucard: Oh crap! O_O I just remembered…I have a Theory of Mayhem Test today in Izuna-sensei’s class and I didn’t study! *takes out notes*
Goro: Haha! So, Kiwii, what exactly did you do to provoke Mugi?
Riku: You provoked Mugi? O_O He’s not very nice if he’s in a bad mood.
Kiwii: Well…I…I kind of set my bugs on him.
Hiruzen: Ooh O_O He hates bugs.
Ace: *looks at windows* Hey…it’s snowing. That means we get Zanji’s class outside today ^_^
Goro: Awesome…
Kiwii: Hey…who’s that? o_o
Kiwii pointed at a beautiful older girl with fairly long, dark burgundy hair and a red sailor fuku mixed with a less traditional school girl uniform. Several guys admired her as she walked by, her group of five friends following close behind her. One, which stood closest to her, had an extremely long sword on her back, which was covered by her long blond hair.
Ace: Oh…that’s Akiza. She’s not all that great.
Goro: Ace knows Akiza the best…she’s one of those prized girls O_O
Kiwii: …ok
Hasashi: Now’s my chance! O_O
Hasashi got up from his seat and intercepted Akiza at the next intersection in the lunchroom. He leaned casually against a pillar which held up the traditional Japanese-style roof.
Hasashi: Akiza, may I ask you a question?
Akiza: …umm…I guess?
Hasashi: >_>………<_< What exactly would it take for me to…get inside of you O_O
Akiza: O__O
Izure: Get lost, punk!
Akiza turned around, completely repulsed by Hasashi. Hasashi reached out to Akiza with his right hand, attempting to yield her, but before he knew it, Akiza turned, grabbed his arm, and flipped him violently. She then walked away in disgust.
Hasashi: >.O women…
Ace and Nero walked over to Hasashi and looked over him, disappointed.
Nero: We tried to warn you…
Ace: Hasashi, how many times do I have to tell you this? Akiza doesn’t respond to sexual advances.
Hasashi: Hrmm…>.O well, 29th time’s the charm I guess…
Goro: -smh-
ELSEWHERE, IN THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE
The principal wrote down several lines of words, tapping his pencil in a rhythmic form. Then, he sparked an idea and wrote it down. He blew some smoke out of his pipe. Nexus stood by him, keeping close watch of the school through the window. Kaito walked into the principal’s office suddenly.
Kaito: Mr. Kirabi…you called me?
Kirabi: Yeah! O_O I don’t know how to put this, but…you’re fired.
Kaito: What?! O_O You can’t be serious! ME?! FIRED?!
Nexus: You heard him. Apparently, one of your students has surpassed you in your field of teaching, so we no longer have any use for you.
Kaito: You mean Caliburn? But…he’s…
Kirabi: Sorry…the rules are the rules. Caliburn will assume your role as the new teacher of the AP Swordsmanship.
Kaito put his hand on his sheath, prepared to draw his sword on Kirabi. Nexus suddenly grabbed him by the neck and gripped it tightly. Kaito lost color in his face and his energy was soon completely drained.
Nexus: Should I put him in the torture chamber?
Kirabi: Yes…good job. You schooled that fool O_O
Nexus: Sir…
Kirabi: I know…that was a terrible line O_O
Nexus: One more thing, sir.
Kirabi: What is it?
Nexus: Can I have a raise?
Kirabi: …………no
AFTER SCHOOL
The buses loaded up and students departed for home. Most students walked and ran home, but those who had extremely long distances to travel took the buses. Kiwii walked past the sparring field and noticed Mugiwara, Gatsndshanks, and a group of other fellow classmates huddled around the stands. They were lying back, relaxing while smoking pipes and cigarettes. Kiwii, now more confident in himself, approached them without hesitation. Gatsndshanks gave him a mean look.
Gatsndshanks: What do you want?
Kiwii: What are you guys doing? This is school property…you’ll get in trouble.
Mugiwara: What do you care? You want us to beat you up again?
Kiwii: No NO!! NO!! please no…it’s just…even though I don’t like you guys, I decided to face you! So…let’s settle this here and now…
Mugiwara glared at Kiwii for a moment. Alucard cracked his neck and stepped forward, but he was suddenly stopped by Mugiwara.
Mugiwara: kid…………you’ve got some real balls to stand up to us. How’d you like to join our gang. We’re the coolest kids in town, and if you do, we might even help you fix your popularity issues.
Kiwii: What?! O_O No way! Why would you help me?
Gatsndshanks: Because…we see in you a good thug future. So how about it?
Kiwii glanced to the side for a moment, a bit paranoid that someone might see him. Then he dropped his books and his bag and looked Gatsndshanks in the eye.
Kiwii: Sure…I’ll do it o_o Are you sure you aren't high?
Gatsndshanks: absolutely ¬_¬'
Mugiwara smiled and handed Kiwii a roll of weed. Kiwii examined it and then Gats lit it suddenly for him. Kiwii tentatively put the roll of weed to his mouth and tried to smoke it, coughing a lot when he tried. He tried again, this time coughing less. Then, he tried again and eventually got the hang of it. That day, Kiwii had never felt cooler, and at the same time, he had never felt so lost.
END OF CHAPTER
Closing Comments: I plan on creating a follow-up to this Omake mini-series, but not immediately. The sequel will probably follow after several other main-story chapters are released.
Omake Extraordinaire!!
(Take note that as an Omake, this chapter has almost no relevance to the actual story, but it's rather just a fun break in the story. The next canon chapter will be released tomorrow O_O)
It was early in the morning. The sun was rising, half of it showing on the horizon. A young boy with light green hair carried his books and his backpack with him off the bus. He was wearing tan-colored pants, casual shoes, and a sweater vest on top of a regular shirt, as it was the school uniform. Other guys wore the same type of clothing but simply variations of what the young boy had on. The girls walking around him were wearing sailor fukus, as was the tradition. In front of the boy was a massive traditional-style Japanese institute of for learning, simply radiating with prestige. It much resembled the Todaiji and Hsi Lai Temple.
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Yoshino: May I help you?
???: My name is Kiwii…I’m lost. Can you tell me how to get to the Philosophy class?
Yoshino: Of course. *takes out a map of the school* You’re here *points* You need to go all the way down Waterfall Hallway and then up the stairs and it’s the room at the end of the hall directly ahead. You can’t miss it. Trust me…
Kiwii: O_O Thanks!
Kiwii rushed off to his class. Yoshino sighed and went back to filing his paperwork. Kiwii looked as his watch as he was running up the flight of stairs. He only had thirty seconds left. The building was so large that it seemed like getting to class would take forever. However, he finally reached the next floor and ran all the way down the hall, spotting the room with a Greek-esque white door and engraved patterns of the sun and musical notes. The Kanji for peace was inscribed on the door, which was open. Kiwii was just about to enter the room when the bell rang and the door slammed right in his face. Kiwii sunk to the ground. Inside the classroom, the teacher, a young-looking man, but with the look of experience, scratched his head, which bore golden yellow hair with very light blond tips. He was wearing an open white coat that stretched to his knees on top of a golden shirt and tan pants. The man adjusted his reading glasses, which covered his golden eyes, and then looked at his class.
Looks somewhat like this…
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Roku: Alright…class is in session.
Hasashi: *raises hand* Umm, Kiyoshi-sensei…there’s someone at the door.
Roku: Of course there is >_>' *walks to the door*
Roku opened the door and found Kiwii gripping his face in pain. Roku looked at him, puzzled.
Roku: You’re late…
Kiwii: >.< I know…I…
Roku: So, you’re the new student, huh. I’m required to make you go to Administrator V’s office.
Kiwii: o_o …………*looks down in disappointment* I understand…
Roku: ………but I won’t. Get in here.
Roku led Kiwii into the room and brought him before the class. Kiwii glanced back at the massive whiteboard and the looked at the class.
Kiwii: Hello, everyone! O_O I’m the new student from Akari Shinobi School, Kiwii! Nice…to… meet you all *bows*
Hasashi:
Goro: *asleep* U_U
Caliburn: Weird kid…
Kiwii took his seat and Roku wrote something on the board. It was the Kanji for Energy.
Roku: Energy! Quite an ambiguous word it is, would you all not agree?
Class: Yes…
Roku: Energy is both an internal and cosmic subject. It deals with the Energy within you, as growing shinobi, as well as the metaphysical. *looks at Goro* Mr. Kaguya…can you tell me what the metaphysical refers to?
Goro: *snores* U_u
Roku suddenly threw a kunai at Goro’s desk, waking him up instantly with a kunai directly in front of him.
Goro: O_O WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! O_O
Roku: Wake up Goro…for one of our top students, you sure sleep often…unless your bones somehow regenerate faster while sleeping, I suggest you get those finger bones writing.
Goro: *sigh* sorry, sensei…
AFTER AN HOUR
The bell rang as Roku concluded his lecture. Everyone left the classroom and the hallways were filled again. Kiwii grabbed his books and walked awkwardly through the hallway. He looked to his right and noticed a very pretty woman walking down the halls. Kiwii was mesmerized by her beauty to the point that he did not realize the two people standing in front of him until his bumped into them. Kiwii fell and picked up his books again, apologizing. The two he bumped into were Gatsndshanks and Mugiwara.
Mugiwara: Watch it…
Kiwii: Sorry O_O *picks up books and papers frantically*
Gatsndshanks: Hey, you’re the new kid?
Kiwii: umm…yes
Mugiwara: 0_o Hey, Gats, let’s rough him up a bit. *smirks*
Mugiwara reached for Kiwii and Kiwii suddenly smacked his hand away!
Mugiwara: Ow…what the hell?
Mugiwara looked at his hand and it was covered in bugs. He scratched them off hysterically. Then, he gave Kiwii a displeased look. Mugiwara picked Kiwii up by his shirt and lifted him well above the ground. Kiwii flailed fearfully.
Mugiwara: You freak! Do you know who I am?
Kiwii: No .-.
As Mugiwara was about to punch Kiwii, a voice stopped him. Goro, Hiruzen, and Ace walked around the corner and caught Mugi’s attention.
Goro: Put him down, Mugi…
Mugiwara looked at Gats and then dropped Kiwii painfully. Gatsndshanks then pulled his arm back, preparing to back-fist Kiwii in the face, but he arm was instantly caught by Goro, who painfully gripped it.
Gatsndshanks: Tch! >.<
Goro twisted Gatsndshanks’ arm and then pushed him away. Gats looked back at Goro with spite and then ran off.
Gatsndshanks: We’ll meet again, kid!
Goro: Get out of here -.-' *looks at Kiwii* You alright? O_O
Kiwii: I guess……thanks
Ace: No problem ^_^
Hiruzen: You’re an odd kid, you know. You can’t let bullies pick on you like that…
Kiwii:
Hiruzen: *sigh* Come sit with us at lunch, all right?
Kiwii: …but! O_O
Goro, Hiruzen, and Ace walked off, waving back as they transitioned to their next classes. Kiwii was left alone. He picked up his books and continued.
AT LUNCH
Kiwii bought his lunch, a bowl of ramen, and looked for Goro’s table. He found it near the center of the lunchroom. Sitting there was Goro, Ace, Hiruzen, Caliburn, Emperor, Nero, Riku, Hasashi, Alucard, and some others.
Caliburn: Is that…o_o
Ace: Kiwii. We invited him to sit with us.
Hasashi: Great…one more weirdo O_O
Kiwii: Hello everyone O_O My name’s Kiwii…
Riku: Oh, the new kid. Hey there Kiwii ^_^
Emperor pulled his lunch out of a brown paper bag. Surprisingly, it was a human foot wrapped in sandwich wrap.
Emperor: Oh boy! My mom cooked human foot. ^^ *chomp*
Kiwii: o_o should I be afraid…
Hiruzen: Nah…Emperor doesn’t eat live people…at least, not during school hours.
Nero: So, kid. What classes are you taking?
Kiwii: I’m taking Kiyoshi-sensei’s Philosophy Class, Ragnaroc’s Wind class, Izuna Uchiha’s Deception class, Bishamon Sarutobi-sensei’s History class, and Ms. Rei’s calligraphy class.
Alucard: O_O You got Rei’s class…lucky bastard
Hasashi: I was in Rei’s class two years ago, but I didn’t give a damn about calligraphy. I was just there to see Rei-sensei >_> I failed the class…
Goro: You probably failed because you’re just stupid
Riku: *laughs* That’s the truth!!
Kiwii: I tried to take difficult classes to improve myself o_o
Goro: Well, you did a good job. Roku’s class is definitely the hardest class you can possibly take. I’ve got a C in that class O_O
Hasashi: I have an F O_O
Caliburn: Yeah, but Goro’s the best student in the school overall. Anyway, I don’t see how you guys think Roku’s class is so hard O_O If you ask me, Hellsbadass' class is tougher.
Hiruzen: Easy for you to say. You and Emperor have the two highest scores in Roku’s class >.>
Emperor: *chewing on foot* O-o souo vhat?
Kiwii: .-.
Ace: *sigh* Kiwii, you know, some of us teach classes of our own since we’re the senior students. You should join in one day.
Goro: Yeah…If you take my class, you don’t have to take Izuna’s class.
Alucard: Oh crap! O_O I just remembered…I have a Theory of Mayhem Test today in Izuna-sensei’s class and I didn’t study! *takes out notes*
Goro: Haha! So, Kiwii, what exactly did you do to provoke Mugi?
Riku: You provoked Mugi? O_O He’s not very nice if he’s in a bad mood.
Kiwii: Well…I…I kind of set my bugs on him.
Hiruzen: Ooh O_O He hates bugs.
Ace: *looks at windows* Hey…it’s snowing. That means we get Zanji’s class outside today ^_^
Goro: Awesome…
Kiwii: Hey…who’s that? o_o
Kiwii pointed at a beautiful older girl with fairly long, dark burgundy hair and a red sailor fuku mixed with a less traditional school girl uniform. Several guys admired her as she walked by, her group of five friends following close behind her. One, which stood closest to her, had an extremely long sword on her back, which was covered by her long blond hair.
Ace: Oh…that’s Akiza. She’s not all that great.
Goro: Ace knows Akiza the best…she’s one of those prized girls O_O
Kiwii: …ok
Hasashi: Now’s my chance! O_O
Hasashi got up from his seat and intercepted Akiza at the next intersection in the lunchroom. He leaned casually against a pillar which held up the traditional Japanese-style roof.
Hasashi: Akiza, may I ask you a question?
Akiza:
…umm…I guess?Hasashi: >_>………<_< What exactly would it take for me to…get inside of you O_O
Akiza: O__O
Izure: Get lost, punk!
Akiza turned around, completely repulsed by Hasashi. Hasashi reached out to Akiza with his right hand, attempting to yield her, but before he knew it, Akiza turned, grabbed his arm, and flipped him violently. She then walked away in disgust.
Hasashi: >.O women…
Ace and Nero walked over to Hasashi and looked over him, disappointed.
Nero: We tried to warn you…
Ace: Hasashi, how many times do I have to tell you this? Akiza doesn’t respond to sexual advances.
Hasashi: Hrmm…>.O well, 29th time’s the charm I guess…
Goro: -smh-
ELSEWHERE, IN THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE
The principal wrote down several lines of words, tapping his pencil in a rhythmic form. Then, he sparked an idea and wrote it down. He blew some smoke out of his pipe. Nexus stood by him, keeping close watch of the school through the window. Kaito walked into the principal’s office suddenly.
Kaito: Mr. Kirabi…you called me?
Kirabi: Yeah! O_O I don’t know how to put this, but…you’re fired.
Kaito: What?! O_O You can’t be serious! ME?! FIRED?!
Nexus: You heard him. Apparently, one of your students has surpassed you in your field of teaching, so we no longer have any use for you.
Kaito: You mean Caliburn? But…he’s…
Kirabi: Sorry…the rules are the rules. Caliburn will assume your role as the new teacher of the AP Swordsmanship.
Kaito put his hand on his sheath, prepared to draw his sword on Kirabi. Nexus suddenly grabbed him by the neck and gripped it tightly. Kaito lost color in his face and his energy was soon completely drained.
Nexus: Should I put him in the torture chamber?
Kirabi: Yes…good job. You schooled that fool O_O
Nexus: Sir…
Kirabi: I know…that was a terrible line O_O
Nexus: One more thing, sir.
Kirabi: What is it?
Nexus: Can I have a raise?
Kirabi: …………no
AFTER SCHOOL
The buses loaded up and students departed for home. Most students walked and ran home, but those who had extremely long distances to travel took the buses. Kiwii walked past the sparring field and noticed Mugiwara, Gatsndshanks, and a group of other fellow classmates huddled around the stands. They were lying back, relaxing while smoking pipes and cigarettes. Kiwii, now more confident in himself, approached them without hesitation. Gatsndshanks gave him a mean look.
Gatsndshanks: What do you want?
Kiwii: What are you guys doing? This is school property…you’ll get in trouble.
Mugiwara: What do you care? You want us to beat you up again?
Kiwii: No NO!! NO!! please no…it’s just…even though I don’t like you guys, I decided to face you! So…let’s settle this here and now…
Mugiwara glared at Kiwii for a moment. Alucard cracked his neck and stepped forward, but he was suddenly stopped by Mugiwara.
Mugiwara: kid…………you’ve got some real balls to stand up to us. How’d you like to join our gang. We’re the coolest kids in town, and if you do, we might even help you fix your popularity issues.
Kiwii: What?! O_O No way! Why would you help me?
Gatsndshanks: Because…we see in you a good thug future. So how about it?
Kiwii glanced to the side for a moment, a bit paranoid that someone might see him. Then he dropped his books and his bag and looked Gatsndshanks in the eye.
Kiwii: Sure…I’ll do it o_o Are you sure you aren't high?
Gatsndshanks: absolutely ¬_¬'
Mugiwara smiled and handed Kiwii a roll of weed. Kiwii examined it and then Gats lit it suddenly for him. Kiwii tentatively put the roll of weed to his mouth and tried to smoke it, coughing a lot when he tried. He tried again, this time coughing less. Then, he tried again and eventually got the hang of it. That day, Kiwii had never felt cooler, and at the same time, he had never felt so lost.
END OF CHAPTER
Closing Comments: I plan on creating a follow-up to this Omake mini-series, but not immediately. The sequel will probably follow after several other main-story chapters are released.
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