The Icha Icha paradise? Who could resist it? 
Chapter 1 - That Precious Book
By: TenzoX
Kakashi giggled - he brought the addicting book up closer.
Jiraiya's new plot was just as awesome as he expected it to be; smexiness, hot ladies, and all!
Kakashi was so engrossed in the new Make-out Book that he barely noticed the ANBU that landed next to him.
"Kakashi Hatake - The Hokage has informed you to come to his office."
Kakashi mumbled something unaudible, and brought the book up closer to his face.
The ANBU sighed - Sharingan no Kakashi was well known for his infamous hobby of reading the Icha Icha. "Hatake-san, the Third Hokage-"
"...my dear love, of course..."
The ANBU jumped back; his eyes wide. Was Kakashi gay too? "Um...Kakashi-san..."
Kakashi sighed deeply. "Let us go and-"
*slap!
Kakashi went tumbling out the tree, his precious Icha Icha flying out of his hand. "NOOOO.......!!!! My precious!"
The ANBU snatched the book before Kakashi could retrieve it. "Hatake-san! The Hokage has asked you to go find him!"
Kakashi moaned. His fun ruined again. "All right." With a puff of smoke, he disappeared.
The ANBU was left with the book. He rubbed his head, confused. There was just no way Kakashi would leave behind his perverted book. Tempted, the ANBU cracked open the front cover...
"Raccoon!" the ANBU turned back; someone else was coming! He quickly snapped the book shut. "Um...hello?"
Cat skid to a stop. "Hey, what's that in your in hand?"
"Oh, er...it's Kakashi's book-"
"His Icha Icha?!" Cat's eyes widened. "Give me that!"
Before Raccoon could say anything, Cat had snatched the precious book out of his hands. "Jiraiya's new one, too! Wait till Kakashi-senpai finds out I have this..." *evil chuckle.
Raccoon stepped back. Sure, he was gay inside...but...these people were just creeping him out. He ran through hand signs, then vanished in a puff of smoke, leaving Cat with Kakashi's book.
*Hokage Office.
Sarutobi groaned: Tens of shinobi had just died on a mission. Now the poor Hokage was left with tons of paperwork to do on his desk.
He just wasn't ready for this type of stress; there was too much to do!
Poof! Kakashi suddenly appeared in front of the Hokage. "Hokage-sama, you asked for me?"
Sarutobi nodded in reply, relieved that the Hatake had finally arrived. "I was afraid you were going to be late as usual," the Third Hokage said. "All right. I have a new mission for you. Team 7 has come back from that Mission in Wave successfully; during their rest, I have an S-Ranked mission for you."
"S-Ranked?" Kakashi's eyes widened. He hadn't had a S-Rank since he was captain of ANBU!
"Of course! It's an emergency too; why, I was afraid you were going to be too caught up with that new book of Jiraiya's..."
Kakashi's hand went to his pocket. He gasped in shock; he had left the book behind with that ANBU in his rush! "My book!" he screamed. "My special edition with Jiraiya's signature! Now they're going to steal it from me and finish it first! NOOOOO! Spoilers!!!!!"
"You LOST the book?" Sarutobi stared in shock too. He had wanted that edition too; he was just damn unlucky, Kakashi had won the raffle. The Third Hokage had threw in his own lucky ticket: it was labeled 'Old Pervert' on it.
Sarutobi slammed his desk. Here was his chance! He quickly created ten Shadow Clones, and ordered them off on a special mission.
Kakashi moaned over his lost book' he didn't notice the small ordeal.
The ANBU vanished with a puff of smoke as Sarutobi turned back to Kakashi, a small smirk of evilness upon his face. "So, now, Kakashi, about your mission..."
"I don't want it! I need my precious book now!"
"Kakashi - don't you dare disobey your Hokage's orders!"
"But I want my book!"
"Too bad- I'm going to get it before you!"
Kakashi's eyes widened. "Hokage-sama?" he said cautiously.
Sarutobi laughed evilly. "That's right - half the ANBU squad are out searching for it; your days as Jiraiya's first reader is OVER! MUAHAHAHAHA!"
*half of Konoha turned as each and every one of them heard Kakashi's cry of despair.
Well, that's about it - the idea came to me suddenly.
So, I wonder what's Yamato going to do with Kakashi's 'precious' book...
Next chapter:
"The ten clones snuck together behind a building; they were going to meet their Master for a report.
Sarutobi himself came to see the results. "So, guys, what information did you collect?"
The first clone spoke up. "Master, we found out who has the book."
The Hokage narrowed his eyes; his prize was getting closer. "Who?"
They all leaned in, eager to hear the news. "Hokage-sama," the clone continued. "Cat has it."
Sarutobi leaned back. "CAT?! You're all going to catch that snoop now!"
He pointed forwards; they were going to snatch that precious book. Then tempted, the Third Hokage placed his hands on his hip and assumed a military pose. "WHO'S THE MAN?!" he shouted.
All the clones saluted. "YOU ARE, SIR!"
Chapter 1 - That Precious Book
By: TenzoX
Kakashi giggled - he brought the addicting book up closer.
Jiraiya's new plot was just as awesome as he expected it to be; smexiness, hot ladies, and all!
Kakashi was so engrossed in the new Make-out Book that he barely noticed the ANBU that landed next to him.
"Kakashi Hatake - The Hokage has informed you to come to his office."
Kakashi mumbled something unaudible, and brought the book up closer to his face.
The ANBU sighed - Sharingan no Kakashi was well known for his infamous hobby of reading the Icha Icha. "Hatake-san, the Third Hokage-"
"...my dear love, of course..."
The ANBU jumped back; his eyes wide. Was Kakashi gay too? "Um...Kakashi-san..."
Kakashi sighed deeply. "Let us go and-"
*slap!
Kakashi went tumbling out the tree, his precious Icha Icha flying out of his hand. "NOOOO.......!!!! My precious!"
The ANBU snatched the book before Kakashi could retrieve it. "Hatake-san! The Hokage has asked you to go find him!"
Kakashi moaned. His fun ruined again. "All right." With a puff of smoke, he disappeared.
The ANBU was left with the book. He rubbed his head, confused. There was just no way Kakashi would leave behind his perverted book. Tempted, the ANBU cracked open the front cover...
"Raccoon!" the ANBU turned back; someone else was coming! He quickly snapped the book shut. "Um...hello?"
Cat skid to a stop. "Hey, what's that in your in hand?"
"Oh, er...it's Kakashi's book-"
"His Icha Icha?!" Cat's eyes widened. "Give me that!"
Before Raccoon could say anything, Cat had snatched the precious book out of his hands. "Jiraiya's new one, too! Wait till Kakashi-senpai finds out I have this..." *evil chuckle.
Raccoon stepped back. Sure, he was gay inside...but...these people were just creeping him out. He ran through hand signs, then vanished in a puff of smoke, leaving Cat with Kakashi's book.
*Hokage Office.
Sarutobi groaned: Tens of shinobi had just died on a mission. Now the poor Hokage was left with tons of paperwork to do on his desk.
He just wasn't ready for this type of stress; there was too much to do!
Poof! Kakashi suddenly appeared in front of the Hokage. "Hokage-sama, you asked for me?"
Sarutobi nodded in reply, relieved that the Hatake had finally arrived. "I was afraid you were going to be late as usual," the Third Hokage said. "All right. I have a new mission for you. Team 7 has come back from that Mission in Wave successfully; during their rest, I have an S-Ranked mission for you."
"S-Ranked?" Kakashi's eyes widened. He hadn't had a S-Rank since he was captain of ANBU!
"Of course! It's an emergency too; why, I was afraid you were going to be too caught up with that new book of Jiraiya's..."
Kakashi's hand went to his pocket. He gasped in shock; he had left the book behind with that ANBU in his rush! "My book!" he screamed. "My special edition with Jiraiya's signature! Now they're going to steal it from me and finish it first! NOOOOO! Spoilers!!!!!"
"You LOST the book?" Sarutobi stared in shock too. He had wanted that edition too; he was just damn unlucky, Kakashi had won the raffle. The Third Hokage had threw in his own lucky ticket: it was labeled 'Old Pervert' on it.
Sarutobi slammed his desk. Here was his chance! He quickly created ten Shadow Clones, and ordered them off on a special mission.
Kakashi moaned over his lost book' he didn't notice the small ordeal.
The ANBU vanished with a puff of smoke as Sarutobi turned back to Kakashi, a small smirk of evilness upon his face. "So, now, Kakashi, about your mission..."
"I don't want it! I need my precious book now!"
"Kakashi - don't you dare disobey your Hokage's orders!"
"But I want my book!"
"Too bad- I'm going to get it before you!"
Kakashi's eyes widened. "Hokage-sama?" he said cautiously.
Sarutobi laughed evilly. "That's right - half the ANBU squad are out searching for it; your days as Jiraiya's first reader is OVER! MUAHAHAHAHA!"
*half of Konoha turned as each and every one of them heard Kakashi's cry of despair.
Well, that's about it - the idea came to me suddenly.
So, I wonder what's Yamato going to do with Kakashi's 'precious' book...
Next chapter:
"The ten clones snuck together behind a building; they were going to meet their Master for a report.
Sarutobi himself came to see the results. "So, guys, what information did you collect?"
The first clone spoke up. "Master, we found out who has the book."
The Hokage narrowed his eyes; his prize was getting closer. "Who?"
They all leaned in, eager to hear the news. "Hokage-sama," the clone continued. "Cat has it."
Sarutobi leaned back. "CAT?! You're all going to catch that snoop now!"
He pointed forwards; they were going to snatch that precious book. Then tempted, the Third Hokage placed his hands on his hip and assumed a military pose. "WHO'S THE MAN?!" he shouted.
All the clones saluted. "YOU ARE, SIR!"
