Teuchi's Feats

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Blessings from our Lord and Savior Teuchi

Listen to the sound and beauty of the soldiers marching in

[video=youtube;u9N9alJX1sU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9N9alJX1sU[/video]

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Ramengan, Tomoe rinnegan,•
Ramen shuriken•
Katon Ramen release•
Infinite Ramen•
Rinne Rebirth Ramen•
Shinra Ramen•
Insta Ramen GG•
Ramen soloes /Thread•
Ramen Barrage•
Ramen Lotus•
Blaze Ramen release•
Earth Ramen release•
Water Ramen Release•
Lightning Ramen release•
Fire Ramen Release•
Crystal Ramen Release•
Ramendama•
Ramen Clone•
Ramenori•
RamenKiry•
Edo Ramen•
Ramen Planet Level•
Ramen Galaxy level•
Ramen universe level•
Ramen Dimension•
Ramen Clone Feint•
Ramen Vapor Steam Mist•
Ramensengan•
Ramendori•
The Ramenizor•
Ramenlizer*•
7 Spices of Ramen•
Dead Ramen Consume Seal•
Mangekyou Ramensharingan•
Forbidden Technique: Illegal Herbs and Spices•
Liquid Ramen Prison•
Ninja Art: Ten Thousand Noodles Profusion•
Ramen Mimicry•
Boiling Ramen Release*•
Ramen Flicker Technique•
Susaramen•
Flying Ramen God•
Izaramen•
Finger Ramen Noodles Genjutsu
Ramen Coffin•
Dynamic Ramen•
Eight Trigrams: One Hundred Twenty-Eight Bowls of Ramen•
Expired Ramentsukuyomi•
Ramenateratsu (The Ramen that never expires)•
1000 Years Passed the Expiration Date

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The Hour of Ramen is imminent

Showing front side, showing back side

Showing women, ramen and stealth

And ramen yet again, my friend.

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We must commiserate; our desires and grudges are futile
the way of Lord Teuchi is teleological and veracious,
the storms or vicissitudes of life are incommensurate to the serendipity our Lord Teuchi provides,
accept him into your psyche; when you are baptized in the blood and fear of your comrades, adversaries, and in Ramen, then you will know true Bliss. - Agent Phrank's Hymn




Teuchi is watching...
> I was only nine years old

>I loved Teuchi so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise

>I pray to Teuchi every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"Teuchi is love", I say, "Teuchi is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a ******

> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Teuchi

>I called him a ****

> He slaps me and sends me to my room

> I am crying now, because my face hurts

> I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

> I fell something touch me

> It's Teuchi

> I am so happy

> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"

> He grabs me with his powerful ramen hands and puts me on my hands and knees

> I'm ready

> I spread my ass cheeks for Teuchi

> He penetrates my butthole

> It hurts so much, but I do it for Teuchi

> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

> I push against his force

> I want to please Teuchi

> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

> My dad walks in

> Teuchi looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ramen now"

> Teuchi leaves through my window

Teuchi is love, Teuchi is life
 
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Sounds like your describing some kind of tentacle monster with all thouse "ramen" release techniques Lawl. Now we know why he solo's everything.
 

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Sounds like your describing some kind of tentacle monster with all thouse "ramen" release techniques Lawl. Now we know why he solo's everything.

Glad you have acknowledged his proficiency. The path to enlightenment is an arduous but meritorious venture.
 

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yes i agree lord Teuchi is solo god
 

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Izaramen = A jutsu that can change the fate of ramen. You can eat ramen from the same plate infinite times. It costs the user the light of their wallet.
 

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Izaramen = A jutsu that can change the fate of ramen. You can eat ramen from the same plate infinite times. It costs the user the light of their wallet.

Only in massive debt will you ever seek redemption once inside Izaramen.
 
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