TBD Vs Akira

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

ok ya know what screw this

*asks chuck norris to perform a roundhouse kick*

*chuck norris does a kick at the air hitting no one*

*all of akatsuki die... 12 times...*

O_O

*Chuck Norris glares at the Akatsuki*

*they melt*

 

[Riku..]

*Chuck Norris glares at the Akatsuki*

*they melt*

lol dieing 12 times and melting...

*i look at chuck norris for 1 second*

*i suddenly am ripped in half*

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

lol dieing 12 times and melting...

*i look at chuck norris for 1 second*

*i suddenly am ripped in half*

*I look at chuck norris' shadow*

*it chokes me*

X_X

 

[Riku..]

*I look at chuck norris' shadow*

*it chokes me*

X_X

the halves of my body are still alive

*half of my body is in front of him*

*i turn to dust and metal* O_O

wtf?

 

[Goro Kaguya]

Alright Enough Spamming this tread.

Or i'll call Chuck Again......O_O

 

[Riku..]

Alright Enough Spamming this tread.

Or i'll call Chuck Again......O_O

WHOA no need to go there

*runs*

 

[Kaze..]

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[Riku..]

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rotflmao

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

 

[Riku..]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

lol i posted some of those in the chuck norris group forum

 

[Goro Kaguya]

my favorite is

Chuck Norris is so strong that when he does push-ups

he pushes the earth down

 

[Riku..]

my favorite is

Chuck Norris is so strong that when he does push-ups

he pushes the earth down

my favorite is this one

Scientists have estimated that the power given off during the big bang theory was equal to 1CNRK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

rotfl