Stupidest reason you ever got a detention for?

[osba]

pointing out that my math teacher was wrong at something >.>

 

[Eternal Solitude]

Well once, my teacher got mad at me 4 alwayz crying so easy nd complaining

 

[MuerteMiAmigo]

i asked the teacher "can you please not take my lords name in vein"
that or when i rufused to clean a **** someone drew off a desk next to mine...not even my desk

 

[Grimreaper8019]

We don't get detentions unless we late for class.

I'm a procrastinator so one morning I was finishing my 1st period project before the bell had rang in the library and I hadda print and glue shit, so I was late.

I always be coming in a couple seconds late to my 5th period though. He don't even give a ****.