Stupidest reason you ever got a detention for?

[China IL]

The most ignorant reason to get in trouble EVER!!!

I'm sitting with my friends in the auditorium, and were talking. We weren't suppose to be (of course), but we didn't care (of course >.>). My teacher Ms. Morgan comes up to me and tells me to stop talking, so I do. Nect thing Iknow she's tellijng me to get up and follow her. Now were in the office, and I'm getting scolded at by the Principle. Ms. morgan says that she told me too be quiet and take out a book. I promised them that I didn't hear her say that agt all. all they had to say was "Ms. Morgan's the vocal teaher, I'm sure you heard her" I had to write the dictionary the entire morning (-_- )

 

[Fair Warning]

The most ignorant reason to get in trouble EVER!!!

I'm sitting with my friends in the auditorium, and were talking. We weren't suppose to be (of course), but we didn't care (of course >.>). My teacher Ms. Morgan comes up to me and tells me to stop talking, so I do. Nect thing Iknow she's tellijng me to get up and follow her. Now were in the office, and I'm getting scolded at by the Principle. Ms. morgan says that she told me too be quiet and take out a book. I promised them that I didn't hear her say that agt all. all they had to say was "Ms. Morgan's the vocal teaher, I'm sure you heard her" I had to write the dictionary the entire morning (-_- )

Dang thats harsh for just talking

 

[Edex]

The most ignorant reason to get in trouble EVER!!!

I'm sitting with my friends in the auditorium, and were talking. We weren't suppose to be (of course), but we didn't care (of course >.>). My teacher Ms. Morgan comes up to me and tells me to stop talking, so I do. Nect thing Iknow she's tellijng me to get up and follow her. Now were in the office, and I'm getting scolded at by the Principle. Ms. morgan says that she told me too be quiet and take out a book. I promised them that I didn't hear her say that agt all. all they had to say was "Ms. Morgan's the vocal teaher, I'm sure you heard her" I had to write the dictionary the entire morning (-_- )

Should have sued the school haha

 

[marbora]

For staying in classroom after the break . 7 days expelled

 

[cptenn94]

For me I had to go to saturday school, because I was tardy(like 1 minute) for to many days(i had also had the detention as well for the same reason)

All of that was actually my sisters fault(whom I had to drive to the same school). She would be up 1 and a half hours before we needed to leave, yet even though I would be waiting for many minutes, and ready to go, she would still not manage to get ready fast enough.

So basically I got a Saturday school, a detention or 2, all because my sister made me a bit late. Nothing I could do about it. (the saddest thing, is that she didnt even get so much as a detention, and she was late as well.


I once got a detention in 5th grade for being part of a group of kids that broke a urinal by tossing small pieces of concrete in it.
(it was a horrible day. It was a track event, that all the 5th grade went to. It was more than 100 degrees that day(rare for where I live) and it was humid. Not to mention the school we were watching the track race at, didnt have any working water fountains. The only way to get a drink would be from a concession stand. And we had no money.

So the bathroom was really nice, because it was nice and cool. But as we were kids, we got bored quickly.

And then the above happened.

Needless to say, our school was not able to come spectate this competition any more because of the action. A pipe wound up getting clogged.



I also got in trouble before, for takeing the springs out of pens, and makeing a spring gun with a broken mechanical pencil.(after a while it got annoying hunting down the "ammo" so I just used thread to make it where it only would go so far, and i could just pull it back in. But I was always nice to the teachers and others, so they didnt put me in detention.

I was lazy, and liked to do small pranks, but I never did really anything else to get in trouble.(at least that I can remember.)

 

[Asami..]

Mostly for sleeping in class.

 

[Wabbit]

I never heard of the word school detention in my school life.In primary schools students get beating or two as punishment or standing up till the class ends.If late or no home work then staying out of the class till class ends.I got beaten many times those days :| for not doing homework and once for fighting with other student. but these days students dont get beating as punishment because it usually ends up in teachers getting in trouble.
Things changed in hight school though.Most sever and feared punishment they used to threaten was sending out of class or sending out of the class.There was an old teacher in my high school who used to scold other teachers for sending students out of the class saying students come here to learn not stay out.
If there was such strict disciplinary system existed here I would have thrown out of the school..I never missed a chance in high school making sarcastic comments against some teachers who were mean to me and make everybody laugh in class or arguing aggressively..

 

[P3ĮÑ]

I insulted some dude infront of the whole class, I have a problem in loosing my temper, anger issues to be precise, when that happens, ohh boy I don't see who the guy/girl is, I completely change, and so I got a heck out of it. A detention.

And I also got a detention for a false blame, I was teasing the juniors and which was not even true. I was like wtf? No one even tried helping me then. They said it was me. Like seriously, that was just weird.

 

[-immortal-]

Hanging my C0ck On Top oF the Table lel. AHh i don't know i tought she would Like it XD

actually. i always deserve them. but yeah. the above is a lie tho

 

[Edex]

schools are so messed up haha

 

[RasenUchihaChaos]

i went Steve wilkos on a jerk

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[Elio]

Singing "Boss Ass Bitch" in class.

 

[Hunty]

I twerked on my teacher for telling me "calm down."

 

[reizon]

we don't get detention here, we get our ass handed to us.!!
simply put they beat the crap out of us.!!

if the teacher is a guy, they beat the crap out us
if the teacher is a girl then we torture her to death.!!

once a female teacher tried to change my seat, I told her I wud sit in that place if she sat in the dustbin..!!

now that I think about it, it was pretty stupid and I feel bad for her.!!

 

[Hexuze]

I don't really remember some of them but most of them were my fault. (i.e. not doing homework, talking in class, showing up late, etc.) However I remember getting almost SUSPENDED for calling a guy koolaid when his name was goolaid, no joke LOL.

 

[Forbidden Technique]

Got quite a few detentions throughout HS. Mainly because either I was late to class, leaving class early, talking in class, or not doing my school work. Got a few because I would just get up and go to the bathroom when the teacher didn't give me permission to when I asked. Umm... misused my passes; like a teacher would sign a paper saying I am going to the libarary and I end up going somewhere else like the lunchroom or gym to chill with my friends. Or I'd just plain out skip my detentions and get two extra. It was sometimes worth it though, because you can sign in and leave without getting caught if the teacher doesn't know who you are. Got away with it quite a few times. Man, I miss high school.

Edit: Got a detention on the first day of my sophmore year in HS. The teacher asked the class to tell her about ourselves... I told her I had pet rooster named cock :|

 

[Phatcake]

i walked into the desk once and it hurt so i yelled 'shit' and i got a detention -_- im a senior in high school

 

[lordryoko]

Well I got detention a few times, normal reasons mentioned before but I never went to any. I was almost suspended for breaking a dude's arm but eventually ppl left me alone and then I wasn't so much trouble. I actually ended up being Head Prefect lol the irony

 

[Edex]

i walked into the desk once and it hurt so i yelled 'shit' and i got a detention -_- im a senior in high school

Damn that's gay lol

 

[Sjhsgjhsgjshjshjsh]

WE dont have detention in my country