Stupid /embarrassing things you did when you were a child ?

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When i was 7 years old

i took 10,000 from dad without him knowing ,and gave it to my friend as a gift

$10000 ????!!!??!?!! o_O.......I think your dad is very rich thats why he didnt noticed it at all
 

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$10000 ????!!!??!?!! o_O.......I think your dad is very rich thats why he didnt noticed it at all

Bro I own a Bugatti Veyron 16:4 and Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4.

Oh yeah, forgot to mention my Ferrari F70/LaFerrari
 

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Oh shit, the stories are endless.

1. I was a kid and shot the sliding door out with a .243, but thank goodness it was under insurance.

2. I was sighting in my compound bow with some arrows [target points] and someone walked in my line of fire and got "pricked" by it. I only had the bow at 30lbs pull back.

3. Me, my cousins, and my brother were playing bacon and eggs on my trampoline. My little brother was the egg, and one of my cousins was the bacon. We already bounced my cousin off the trampoline and the two of us just had to bounce my little brother out. After about a minute, we finally got him airborne and he fell off the trampoline and dislocated his shoulder.

ever heard of scrambled eggs? one kid sits in the middle and holds their legs tight so they are round like an egg, and the others jump around the person. if the egg "breaks" then it's someone elses turn. the egg's job is to keep the egg shape, if they let go with their arms or their legs then they broke the egg shape and lost.
we also used to sign made up rhymes and double bounce each other. you know what double bouncing is right? when you catch someone elses bounce at just the right time so that it sends you super high compared to normal.
we also played a game called leech, which i don't think anyone but a rambunctious boy would want to play, as it can hurt and is dangerous lol! one kid, the leech crouches in the middle and the other kids run around and bounce around the edges of the trampoline around him, and the leech tries to grab hold of their feet and make them fall.
anyways that's all i can think of at the moment. maybe just play some music while you bounce :)

add: can also play bacon, one person lies flat on their back and you got to try to flip them onto their stomach. and the bacon can't break form.

You were troublesome i assume :p

XD
 

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$10000 ????!!!??!?!! o_O.......I think your dad is very rich thats why he didnt noticed it at all

Its not dollar its ryal so its about $2666.67

My friend father returned it on the next day so they didn't notice Before he returned them .
 

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i was playing Like i was tarzan with my brother. and we had a lot of fantasy. So what i did was *thinking* my ass was haning over a gliff. and so my pants went down. and yup. :dead:

shit it the floor.
edit: this was the stupiest thing i still know
 

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Once i thot it'd be okey to fart. So i did. But then i felt gooey in my pants.
 

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i was playing Like i was tarzan with my brother. and we had a lot of fantasy. So what i did was *thinking* my ass was haning over a gliff. and so my pants went down. and yup. :dead:

shit it the floor.
edit: this was the stupiest thing i still know
I know these silly moments when you think of the most stupidest things .
 

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Oh my god... many memories burried deep inside me just roll up...

One thing that jumps to my mind is me at about the age of 6. My cousins and me went swimming, my uncle took us to a public swimming bath a bit outside of town. As we went on the freeway I opened the window and stuck my head out a bit (until that point I really enjoyed doing so when I was young).
The thing is, that I wore my elder brothers new baseball cap (which I stole from him for the day because he mocked me) and of course due to speed of the car it blew off my head and a truck drove over it as soon as it touched the ground xD

You can imagine the trouble I had to go through when I returned home and my bro's cap was gone.
 

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1.When I was in school,Someone (In crowd)pushed me backwards while climbing steps and I grabbed the boobs of a girl that was standing infront of me.
2.Kissed a girl(3Y older than me) when I was 10 or 11Y old.
 

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Well my friends used to gather at night in groups when I was "12 or smth", walk by all the districts and kick every door then run fast. I tried it once, but at the time I was already a Black belt in Kick Boxing, I hit it so hard that the door opened and there were all these people looking at me - My friends were like Ohh Shitt!!!!!!! Run!!!!! the bastards left me, and I froze for a moment then ran as fast as I could heck I ran so fast that I was passing by my friends one by one giving them a quick Hi-face and keep running.......

Then suddenly we heard a car coming fast our way, Man even the car felt like it was pissed! lol we kept running back and forth and the car followed us driving forward and backwords, but we took a turn and then a second turn and we saw some guys sitting and chilling by the corner, We sat among them and waited.........

The car stopped infront of us, and a big scary looking guy came out - luckily it was night so he hadnt seen my face - he asked one of the other guys if they did it! - they said no and they were talking for a while then the big guy left, we were like sigh...we fooled them hehehe

later that night I was on my way home when I saw the whole neighboorhood standing by my door talking to my parents and my uncle and his family who lived right next to us - and even more relatives were on visit, they were all standing there looking at me and then one my bastard/betraying friends pointed at me "to his dad" there thats him!

that fukker was more guilty than me as he did it every night but I'm the one he ratted on - I was quite embarrassed at the moment, and was scolded by parents and relatives, but the next day I grabbed that rat and i made a freakin example out of him. He was so scared when he saw me tried to run, but I caught him lol
 
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1.When I was in school,Someone (In crowd)pushed me backwards while climbing steps and I grabbed the boobs of a girl that was standing infront of me.
2.Kissed a girl(3Y older than me) when I was 10 or 11Y old.

Well, I already said a few pages before that I penetrated many asses when I was 7
Ur nothing
 

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i was tricked that redtube was a gamesite and my mom walked on my while i was still procesing what i just saw.
I was only 10 years old.

When I was 4 I got electrocuted to death by sticking a fork into the outlet. I was dead for some 1-2 minutes before they managed to resuscitate me back.

Oh shit, the stories are endless.

1. I was a kid and shot the sliding door out with a .243, but thank goodness it was under insurance.

2. I was sighting in my compound bow with some arrows [target points] and someone walked in my line of fire and got "pricked" by it. I only had the bow at 30lbs pull back.

3. Me, my cousins, and my brother were playing bacon and eggs on my trampoline. My little brother was the egg, and one of my cousins was the bacon. We already bounced my cousin off the trampoline and the two of us just had to bounce my little brother out. After about a minute, we finally got him airborne and he fell off the trampoline and dislocated his shoulder.

ever heard of scrambled eggs? one kid sits in the middle and holds their legs tight so they are round like an egg, and the others jump around the person. if the egg "breaks" then it's someone elses turn. the egg's job is to keep the egg shape, if they let go with their arms or their legs then they broke the egg shape and lost.
we also used to sign made up rhymes and double bounce each other. you know what double bouncing is right? when you catch someone elses bounce at just the right time so that it sends you super high compared to normal.
we also played a game called leech, which i don't think anyone but a rambunctious boy would want to play, as it can hurt and is dangerous lol! one kid, the leech crouches in the middle and the other kids run around and bounce around the edges of the trampoline around him, and the leech tries to grab hold of their feet and make them fall.
anyways that's all i can think of at the moment. maybe just play some music while you bounce :)

add: can also play bacon, one person lies flat on their back and you got to try to flip them onto their stomach. and the bacon can't break form.

When i was a kid i hated loud neighbors, so what i did i went to the neighbors door took a shit on the door step and then put my shit through their letter box.

I went to soccer camp with no pants/shorts on. I had a long shirt and my whitey-tighties. Even at like 4 I still felt embarrassed. XD

u guys had pretty GOOD stories and MEMO.
I LIKED that


mine: without any lie(I HAVE good MEMO)
when i was 2 or 3 i went to my sister's school just ONLY with a white shirt(no under wear and ...) and walked hall.
by the instant moderator saw me, she just hit me with A ruler(a long RULER) and kicked ME out of the SCHOOL
 

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u guys had pretty GOOD stories and MEMO.
I LIKED that


mine: without any lie(I HAVE good MEMO)
when i was 2 or 3 i went to my sister's school just ONLY with a white shirt(no under wear and ...) and walked hall.
by the instant moderator saw me, she just hit me with A ruler(a long RULER) and kicked ME out of the SCHOOL


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah are you kidding ?? you are just 2/3 years old and still moderator hitted you ...Anyway you have a outstanding memory U_U

without underwear/shirt it doesnt make sense that 2/3 years old kid can **** any girl and moderator should be punished U_U
 

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Lol

When i was 6-7 i was playing with my bff in his house, we were fightning with swords (wood swords Lol) and he beated me and i got really angry cuz it was his 5-6th time he was beating me and he was joking with me, i promised that i'll do something very bad to him so i peed in his cola cup and he drinked it Lol Lol

This is all i remember :) Lool
 

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When I was 3 I had to poop really bad while i was taking a bath and if i got out to poop my mom would make me get dressed so and i really didn't want to get out so a pooped in the bath tub.
I also peed on a kid at pre school.

Then when i was 5 a kid (who is my best friend now) was insulting my middle name so i took a crayon and drew all over his face.Then the same year during kindergarden I cut my hair during class with scissors.
Then my friend and I took a bunch of beans and trough them all of the class room and we had to stay and pick them up.
 

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When I was six, me and my family went to a mall and for some stupid reason I decided to press the "stop" button of one of the wall's escalator using my foot. The escalator immediately stopped, and some people fell forward. It was caught on CCTV, and ten minutes later me and my dad were in one of the manager's office, the manager telling and showing my dad of what I just did.
 
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