Stupid /embarrassing things you did when you were a child ?

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When i was 7 years old

i took 10,000 from dad without him knowing ,and gave it to my friend as a gift
 

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I thought my dad's pills were candy so I ate them all and had to go to the hospital..
 

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I took $300 from my mom, knowingly, and used it on myself.
 

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I thought my dad's pills were candy so I ate them all and had to go to the hospital..

XD XD i don't know if its ok that i am laughing on this .
 

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When i was 7 years old

i took 10,000 from dad without him knowing ,and gave it to my friend as a gift

Oh geez that's like a super fail. Did he get the money back?

OT: When I was like 5 I ate a bunch of vitamins pretending it was candy and had to get my stomach pumped.
 

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When I was 9 I had an unprotected *** with a 16 year old girl in the neighborhood. And was fine.
 

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There are lots of can't remember particularly wait i got one when i was 5 or 6 i broke the aquarium (somehow fishes didn't died) and blamed it to my little brother (he was 4 at then) but then i got caught and had a super style beating from my mom not for breaking aquarium but for putting it on my brother XD XD
 

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10,000 ? umm are we talkling dollars or another form of paper,dough,green,purple, bills, know what i mean?..

I took a dump in a drum with one open side and threw it out a window... #DontJudgeMe
 

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shot my self in the head. silly me
 

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10,000 ? umm are we talkling dollars or another form of paper,dough,green,purple, bills, know what i mean?..

I took a dump in a drum with one open side and threw it out a window... #DontJudgeMe

Monopoly money
 

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Oh geez that's like a super fail. Did he get the money back?

OT: When I was like 5 I ate a bunch of vitamins pretending it was candy and had to get my stomach pumped.

Yes her father returned the money on the next day , If he didn't i would have been kicked out from house .

When I was 9 I had an unprotected *** with a 16 year old girl in the neighborhood. And was fine.
I hope its not true , If it is i feel sorry for you U_U
 

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XD XD i don't know if its ok that i am laughing on this .

It's okay, I was too young to remember it. I also scribbled all over my walls and it's still there...
 

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i was tricked that redtube was a gamesite and my mom walked on my while i was still procesing what i just saw.
I was only 10 years old.
 

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When I was 4 I got electrocuted to death by sticking a fork into the outlet. I was dead for some 1-2 minutes before they managed to resuscitate me back.
 

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I was mad at my brother for some reason, so i pushed him into a fountain, but i instantly regretted it. I did get punished (i deserved it). :p
 

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Oh shit, the stories are endless.

1. I was a kid and shot the sliding door out with a .243, but thank goodness it was under insurance.

2. I was sighting in my compound bow with some arrows [target points] and someone walked in my line of fire and got "pricked" by it. I only had the bow at 30lbs pull back.

3. Me, my cousins, and my brother were playing bacon and eggs on my trampoline. My little brother was the egg, and one of my cousins was the bacon. We already bounced my cousin off the trampoline and the two of us just had to bounce my little brother out. After about a minute, we finally got him airborne and he fell off the trampoline and dislocated his shoulder.

ever heard of scrambled eggs? one kid sits in the middle and holds their legs tight so they are round like an egg, and the others jump around the person. if the egg "breaks" then it's someone elses turn. the egg's job is to keep the egg shape, if they let go with their arms or their legs then they broke the egg shape and lost.
we also used to sign made up rhymes and double bounce each other. you know what double bouncing is right? when you catch someone elses bounce at just the right time so that it sends you super high compared to normal.
we also played a game called leech, which i don't think anyone but a rambunctious boy would want to play, as it can hurt and is dangerous lol! one kid, the leech crouches in the middle and the other kids run around and bounce around the edges of the trampoline around him, and the leech tries to grab hold of their feet and make them fall.
anyways that's all i can think of at the moment. maybe just play some music while you bounce :)

add: can also play bacon, one person lies flat on their back and you got to try to flip them onto their stomach. and the bacon can't break form.
 

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I seriously did nothing stupid. Nothing comes to mind. You all have such great stories. I'm envious.
 
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