Chapter 1:
Note: meh dont critesise to harshly,just trying out a new style of FF
Note2: No offense if someone thinks I made them stupid or something,its just for fun and laugh.
Cast members:
Retarded jedi counsel
Faust
Me
Perv
chris
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Introduction
In the previous chapter,our retarded hero's encountered a difficult question,
What the heck should they do.Kill the sith,or the mangolorians first.
This decision might decide he fate of the Galaxy.But in the middle of the discussion a strange skype call was heard.....
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?: Hello supreme retards.My name is...
Faust: hey perv what does he want?
Pervy: Shut up and let him speak!
Faust:
?: Ummm....as I said my name is Jake and this is my secretary- ROH
ROH
Jake
Jake: We want to make a deal with you.
Pervy: Go on...
Jake: Hand us the galaxy or die.
Faust: Wow dude,he want us to give the weed planet too...no way man
Mugen: And if we say no than there will be ass kicking,right?I say no too.
Chris: *Licking himself without a understanding on whats going on*
Pervy: I guess the answer is no than.
Jake: okey.But before I go *Gets a Huge scroll out of his pocket and unwrapes it*
Once the mangolorians attacks the Republic,it will crumble under under our power,it will fear us as people fear demons,it will...
Pervy: *Presses the "End call" button* So what do we do now
After a moment of silence,a mysterious and beautiful voice broke the silence.The voice was as beautiful as the melodious Australian Magpie singing in the moon light.
?: Hey guys,may I have a word with all of you.
all together: oh yes
?: My name is rei,and I am the leader and Jedi master of a distant planet called - NB *gets lightsaber out as proof*
All together: go on
Rei: I have info on who is 1 of the 2 sith lords your looking for.
Mugen: And he is?
Rei: Not so fast hun.First of all its a she.Second of all you will need to do what I ask first.
Pervy: Anything for you *goes blind from the beauty*
Rei: *blushes and smiles* Well first I want all of you to fallow my commands in this war,and make me your leader.Second of all,I need the info on the secret force crystals.
Chris*who stopped licking himself as soon as rei appeared*: But only Mugen and Pervy know where the cave to those crystals are.
Pervy: Its...
Mugen: *smacks him into a K.O* -_-' ....First tell us why you need those things
Rei *laughs*: For all of us silly.We need power to defeat the mangos and siths.None of you are fit to lead cause you dont have the brains to do it.
All of us:
Rei: Instead all of you have diffrent traits.
Mugen and Pervy- everyone is afraid to face you in battle.
Chris- your cat rage is so dangerouse,even sith lords fear it
And faust- your smell of cigars are so powerful even a droid could faint from it.
And I- well I am gonna be the brains
Pervy *wakes up*- wha??
Mugen: Okey we will let you lead us,and take you to the cave.
Rei: you wont regret it
Faust: Oh,oh lets take my ship.
Pervy: NO.I aint paying the bill again if you crash it.Plus its already crashed:|
Chris: lets take mine
Mugen: too small:|
Rei: How about mine
Faust: YESH!!!
After this little duologue our hero's along with our new hero- Rei.Board Rei's ship and depart to a planet that hides the cave our Hero's are looking for.After a hour of flying,all our hero's have gone to a deep and calm sleep.All exept chris who was at the cockpit.And as he was there,some message was received,what was in the message and why did chris hide it our readers will find out in the future chapters...
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Next chapter: Encounter with the sith.
P.S- Rei sorry I couldnt find you a better pic
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Note: meh dont critesise to harshly,just trying out a new style of FF
Note2: No offense if someone thinks I made them stupid or something,its just for fun and laugh.
Cast members:
Retarded jedi counsel
Faust
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Introduction
In the previous chapter,our retarded hero's encountered a difficult question,
What the heck should they do.Kill the sith,or the mangolorians first.
This decision might decide he fate of the Galaxy.But in the middle of the discussion a strange skype call was heard.....
___________________________
Chapter 1
The War
The War
?: Hello supreme retards.My name is...
Faust: hey perv what does he want?
Pervy: Shut up and let him speak!
Faust:
?: Ummm....as I said my name is Jake and this is my secretary- ROH
ROH
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Jake: We want to make a deal with you.
Pervy: Go on...
Jake: Hand us the galaxy or die.
Faust: Wow dude,he want us to give the weed planet too...no way man
Mugen: And if we say no than there will be ass kicking,right?I say no too.
Chris: *Licking himself without a understanding on whats going on*
Pervy: I guess the answer is no than.
Jake: okey.But before I go *Gets a Huge scroll out of his pocket and unwrapes it*
Once the mangolorians attacks the Republic,it will crumble under under our power,it will fear us as people fear demons,it will...
Pervy: *Presses the "End call" button* So what do we do now
After a moment of silence,a mysterious and beautiful voice broke the silence.The voice was as beautiful as the melodious Australian Magpie singing in the moon light.
?: Hey guys,may I have a word with all of you.
all together: oh yes
?: My name is rei,and I am the leader and Jedi master of a distant planet called - NB *gets lightsaber out as proof*
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Rei: I have info on who is 1 of the 2 sith lords your looking for.
Mugen: And he is?
Rei: Not so fast hun.First of all its a she.Second of all you will need to do what I ask first.
Pervy: Anything for you *goes blind from the beauty*
Rei: *blushes and smiles* Well first I want all of you to fallow my commands in this war,and make me your leader.Second of all,I need the info on the secret force crystals.
Chris*who stopped licking himself as soon as rei appeared*: But only Mugen and Pervy know where the cave to those crystals are.
Pervy: Its...
Mugen: *smacks him into a K.O* -_-' ....First tell us why you need those things
Rei *laughs*: For all of us silly.We need power to defeat the mangos and siths.None of you are fit to lead cause you dont have the brains to do it.
All of us:
Rei: Instead all of you have diffrent traits.
Mugen and Pervy- everyone is afraid to face you in battle.
Chris- your cat rage is so dangerouse,even sith lords fear it
And faust- your smell of cigars are so powerful even a droid could faint from it.
And I- well I am gonna be the brains
Pervy *wakes up*- wha??
Mugen: Okey we will let you lead us,and take you to the cave.
Rei: you wont regret it
Faust: Oh,oh lets take my ship.
Pervy: NO.I aint paying the bill again if you crash it.Plus its already crashed:|
Chris: lets take mine
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Mugen: too small:|
Rei: How about mine
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Faust: YESH!!!
After this little duologue our hero's along with our new hero- Rei.Board Rei's ship and depart to a planet that hides the cave our Hero's are looking for.After a hour of flying,all our hero's have gone to a deep and calm sleep.All exept chris who was at the cockpit.And as he was there,some message was received,what was in the message and why did chris hide it our readers will find out in the future chapters...
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Next chapter: Encounter with the sith.
P.S- Rei sorry I couldnt find you a better pic
