[Theory] So6P is not a Uzumaki

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So it's been three threads talking nonsense on how So6P is a "Uzumaki" and I see that people's reactions, instead of being critic, is "baa". Well let's go for some easy debuking shall we?

This thread is a direct response to SDO's latest load of bullshit.

The So6P is NOT a Uzumaki,


1. Urabe clan was inspiration for Uzumaki clan

This first argument proves little except that Sir Derp hasn't done enough research or has just discarded whatever he thought didn't belong in his "theory".

The fallacy presented here is a simple matter of cherry picking. The Uzumaki/Urabe relation in itself is extremely dubious. Two examples:

But what made the Urabe Clan famous was their particular type of mystic skill: the esoteric form of tortoiseshell divination known as Kiboku... Much like the Uzumaki Clan who were known for their Sealing Jutsus
As seen in the war, the Uzumakis are far from being the only ones using sealing jutsus. Minato himself is a much greater master in any type of seal than Uzumakis.

The Urabe Clan was so famous for their divination skills that they were imported from their island.... like the Uzumaki Clan who was invited to forge an alliance with Konoha.
So were the Sarutobi. So were the Hyuga. So were the Aburame, Akimichi, Amagiri, Fuma, Nara... this list isn't extensive by the way.

His next argument is yet another fallacy: if A belongs to C and B belongs to C, then A = B. In other words, it assumes that since both the So6P and Uzumakis are related to ancient Japanese / Indian culture, then the Sage is a Uzumaki.

...However it completely leaves out the fact that nearly everything in Naruto is based of eastern culture and therefore nearly everything is connected. By the same logic, the sage might as well be Orochimaru. I quote this from his "theory":

The Six Perfections Are:

1. Dāna pāramitā: generosity
2. Śīla pāramitā : virtue
3. Kṣānti (kshanti) pāramitā : patience
4. Vīrya pāramitā : diligence
5. Dhyāna pāramitā : contemplation
6. Prajñā pāramitā : wisdom, insight

He who has followed the Six Perfections becomes a Bodhisattva, a Sennin.

The Bodhisattva then has mastery of the Six Realms/Paths also known as Rokudō 六道

1. Naraka Path
2. Preta Path
3. Animal Path
4. Asura Path
5. Human Path
6. Deva Path

Notice the complete ass-pull between the first statement and the second. The Rinnegan, or Samsara Eye, comes from something completely different, which you can see for yourself .

The Six Paths of Pain stand for very different virtues than his suggested "Six Perfections". The Samsara deals with the completely different topic of life and death, something that also explains why the Rinnegan's seventh path or special ability is the control of life and death.

2. "The So6P's appearence is hidden"

I'll get over with this one quickly.

It's the biggest fallacy in his argumentation. It's what we call an fallacy. By this logic you can have the So6P being anyone you wish, including Ten Ten's father.

There's a very obvious reason why his appearence is hidden, it's simply a matter of suspense, mystery. I mean, when didn't "legendary" characters in series ranging from western culture to eastern culture not appear as silhouettes or masked in any other way, just for the sake of having them look even more mysterious?

I mean, the famous scenes with main antagonists first showing up with lights covering their appearance?

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The hero cowboy in Western movies first showing up as a silhouette?

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The masked Obito in the same manga we're talking about, for crying out loud. He's not a silhouette but the mask server the exact same purpose:

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Are you so daft you can't see this is just for suspense?


3. The Shinigami yada yada...

This whole argument falls down when you successfully refute the Uzumaki weren't necessarily Urabe. I find a few of his ideas very funny, however. Look at it, first Uzumakis (he assumes it's Urabe) "incorporate shingon Buddhism", so we're not talking about full fledged Buddhism at all here, are we? Just the incorporation of one branch of Buddhism:

Urabe Clan that adhered to Ryobu Shinto which is Shintoism that incorporates Shingon Buddhism:

Then, as soon as it arranges him to have Uzumakis represent Buddhism as a whole, it's no longer about taking some inspiration off a random branch, it's the whole thing itself:

The Uzumaki Clan however represents both Shintoism and Buddhism

This being said, the original argument brought no other evidence whatsoever.


4. Zetsu's statement

Yet another load of cherry picking and arguments from ignorance. Senju lineage = one of his parents or previous were Senju, how hard is it to understand that? Who are you to tell what Zetsu really meant? Unless Kishi says otherwise, we go for the simplest, most obvious definition of "lineage". Instead of looking up synonyms of the word "consanguinity" you should've just looked up the word "lineage" which is the word we're dealing with here:

lin·e·age
1
[lin-ee-ij] Show IPA
noun
1.
lineal descent from an ancestor; ancestry or extraction: She could trace her lineage to the early Pilgrims.
2.
the line of descendants of a particular ancestor; family; race.

5. Rikudou meeting Naruto


So6P didn't meet Naruto so frankly I have no idea what the hell this dude is on about... it's way too far fetched, really. You could buy it that indeed, the Sage is waiting to meet Naruto somehow, but this is off-topic when it comes to debating on wether or not So6P is a Uzumaki.


6. The Bijuu's names

Again, this is completely off-topic, and really there's no discussion value here. Whether or not the So6P knows the Juubi's true name has nothing to do with him being a Uzumaki. Either he wrote this just for the fun of it or it's almost good enough to be a strawman.


7. Obito's intentions

Yeah, Obito is going after Naruto, therefore the Sage is a Uzumaki. Yes, it makes a lot of sense doesn't it? Yet again, completely off topic.


8. The Rinnegan


The Sage has the Rinnegan, Juubi too in a different way... yeah, so? I don't see why I'm even bothering with these last bits, he's not even mentionning the Uzumakis anymore.



Personnal views:

With a bit of common sense it's fairly easy to assume the Sage was neither Senju, Uchiha or Uzumaki, simply because he gave birth to those clans altogether. I'm A and I create B, C, and D. None of them is A, is it?

We may assume that, just as the Senju and Uzumaki are related, the Uchiha and Hyuga might also be related. In this case, the two branches are Senju/Uzumaki and Uchiha/Hyuga.

Remember how people argued that Tobi was Obito simply because they both had the same hairstyle, yet everyone dismissed it as a crappy argument? Well we can pull the same argument here. "Pure" Uzumakis all have straight hair. If Rikudou was indeed an Uzumaki, it would be the same for him too. Yet he appears to have much more of a Uchiha's appearance, because of his spiky hairstyle:

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Yeah, it's nothing solid, but you know how the Tobi mystery turned out.


This said, please stop making more "volumes" of nonsense or at least do proper research before flooding the base with spam threads, thank you.
 
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Re: The Case of Sir Derp Obito being a moron : So6P is not a Uzumaki

Don't be mad he's the greatest Naruto predictor here.

Edit: Also, spiky hairstyle? Like 90% of the characters have? Smh v.v
 

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Re: The Case of Sir Derp Obito being a moron : So6P is not a Uzumaki

Not really.
 

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Re: The Case of Sir Derp Obito being a moron : So6P is not a Uzumaki

Didn't read.
 

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Re: The Case of Sir Derp Obito being a moron : So6P is not a Uzumaki

All that effort making this thread, and now all of Derps fanboys are going to rush in here and abuse you... have fun. ^_^
 

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Re: The Case of Sir Derp Obito being a moron : So6P is not a Uzumaki

I dont get it, isnt it stated at the beginning that the sage had two sons, ones son family line created the uchihas and the others the senju the uzumakis are cousin clans to the senju. So the S06P is technically all of these bloodlines rolled into one. How can you then turn around and say hes only uzumaki? Thats paradoxical and doesnt make sense!
 

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Re: The Case of Sir Derp Obito being a moron : So6P is not a Uzumaki

Sir Derp Obito is a good theorist, leave him be, or I swear Chris Crocker will make a video asking you to leave him alone.
 

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didn't read but agree with topic

just b/c Senju and Uzumaki are related doesn't mean So6P is Uzumaki
 

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I dont fanboy and always go retard for people who write in paragraphs.. It dont matter how long the writing is, whats impotent is the information, but anyway, I agree with sir derp obito when it comes to the uzumaki and the Juubi history, he definitly studies religious beliefs teaching and myths, I too as well study these things also and I see lots of shinto and buddha in naruto LOTS OF THEM, even the Juubi's character is based on these things as well so yeah I support sir derp obito not because I am fanboying. BUT because I too like him have studied these myths and came up to the same conclusion
 

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I dont get it, isnt it stated at the beginning that the sage had two sons, ones son family line created the uchihas and the others the senju the uzumakis are cousin clans to the senju. So the S06P is technically all of these bloodlines rolled into one. How can you then turn around and say hes only uzumaki? Thats paradoxical and doesnt make sense!

not if the Senju and Uzumaki are related through marriage . . . a Senju marries an Uzumaki . . . their child has both Senju and Uzumaki blood but the Senju father (and his ancestors) don't have uzumaki blood
 

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I read it all and you make a valid argument my man.

It would be funny if the juubis name was uzumaki. Lol
 

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Re: The Case of Sir Derp Obito being a moron : So6P is not a Uzumaki

I dont fanboy and always go retard for people who write in paragraphs.. It dont matter how long the writing is, whats impotent is the information, but anyway, I agree with sir derp obito when it comes to the uzumaki and the Juubi history, he definitly studies religious beliefs teaching and myths, I too as well study these things also and I see lots of shinto and buddha in naruto LOTS OF THEM, even the Juubi's character is based on these things as well so yeah I support sir derp obito not because I am fanboying. BUT because I too like him have studied these myths and came up to the same conclusion

^ This guy.
 

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Re: The Case of Sir Derp Obito being a moron : So6P is not a Uzumaki

I dont fanboy and always go retard for people who write in paragraphs.. It dont matter how long the writing is, whats impotent is the information, but anyway, I agree with sir derp obito when it comes to the uzumaki and the Juubi history, he definitly studies religious beliefs teaching and myths, I too as well study these things also and I see lots of shinto and buddha in naruto LOTS OF THEM, even the Juubi's character is based on these things as well so yeah I support sir derp obito not because I am fanboying. BUT because I too like him have studied these myths and came up to the same conclusion

no just no

it says in the manga where the uchiha and senju bloodline come from its actually stated

the uzumaki are distant relatives of the senju clan

if the s06p is the father to the two sons whos family line made the uchiha and senju he technically is both bloodlines
he cannot only be one

and the uzumakis are distant relatives to the senju meaning they are a variation of senju

you cant then research stuff outside the manga and then ignore vital storyline... Its a story if its stated in the story then thts how it is
 

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Re: The Case of Sir Derp Obito being a moron : So6P is not a Uzumaki

not if the Senju and Uzumaki are related through marriage . . . a Senju marries an Uzumaki . . . their child has both Senju and Uzumaki blood but the Senju father (and his ancestors) don't have uzumaki blood

i totally get what you're saying but here is why tht doesnt work

the "senju" son inherited the SAGES body he got tht frm the S06P not his mother

the "uchiha" son got the SAGES eyes again not from his mother so these unique abilities which determined each clan came from the same one place meaning the sage had both quality BLOODLINE LIMITS there is no room for him to only be uzumaki
 
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the sage is not senju,uchiha,uzumaki,or hyuuga
he's the younger son and older son
madara and hashi;naruto and sasuke
 

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I dont get it, isnt it stated at the beginning that the sage had two sons, ones son family line created the uchihas and the others the senju the uzumakis are cousin clans to the senju. So the S06P is technically all of these bloodlines rolled into one. How can you then turn around and say hes only uzumaki? Thats paradoxical and doesnt make sense!

Yes, this is the problem with his theories. Forget his cherry picking and other fallacies, the theory is inconsistent with the plot.

The Sage gave birth to a Senju and a Uchiha. He didn't have a third Uzumaki son or daughter for as much as we know. If the Uzumaki already existed separately well... they were what it says: separate. So6P wasn't one of them.
 

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at least sir derp present his theory with many good insights and information that backup by his research.. but i dont see yours.. i thought its a brand new theory that totally oppose sir derps theory but its just a refutations as far as i read it.. so good job btw..
 

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Good thread!

I pointed at similar fallacies in his threads, but eventually gave up as his threads have no actual discussion in them; he ignores any decent counter arguments. Pretty much the threads mostly contains Derp's theory, posters gushing over him/it, and Derp thanking them.

BTW: I do think the original thread was interesting, but the following ones just belabored the point with bad logic and made the entire idea seam less likely.
 
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Well I am going take it point wise-
1. I don't know that much about Urabe clan I have to do some research on it, but I agree with you about what you said regarding Six Paths, its true that they are derived six realms, and infact their behaviour is also derived from six realms and their significance in Buddhism(or as stated in Bhavacakra), i.e. we have seen that Human path had most powerful techniques(information extraction technique) which is similar to buddhism thought according to which Human realm is the best realm, also the concept of moon is derived from Buddhism, which you can found here,

I am not going to answer 2,3 or 4 point as I don't have that much knowledge about it.
5. As far as I remember i remember Derp said, that there is a possiblity that Naruto will meet sage of six paths and this is indeed possible as we had already seen that Minato met Naruto by sealing part of his chakra in Naruto, so it 'can' happen.
O.T.- Derp is one of the great predictors, and knows how to put forth his theory, and he is accurate in most of the cases..
 
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