So all the Hokage turned out to be pervs or the desire of a perv.

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Kakashi - Reading pervy books. A perv.

3rd Hokage - Clearly a perv considering he was a victim of Naruto's Sexy Jutsus and that other incident I vaguely remember involving Jiraiya finding out that the 3rd was a perv when he was younger.

Naruto - Made the Sexy Jutsu. Who else but a perv would make that. Also that incident where he wanted to look at Sakura in the baths early in Shippuden.

Tsunade - The ultimate object of pervs with her humongous bosom. Amongst her list of admirers, Jiraiya, Konohomaru...

Hashirama - The desire of Madara. It's doubtful that Madara was a perv, but judging by his reaction when he sensed that Edo-Hashirama was arriving on the battlefield, it looks quite likely he used to perv on Hashirama back when they were alive.

Tobirama - Possibly the desire of Izuna considering how Tobirama-Izuna relationship looked like it parallels the Hashirama-Madara one. Hahah, ok I might be chatting out of my ass about this one. Maybe we should say that Tobirama is the exception for the Hokages.

Although I think it's safe to say at LEAST half of the Hokage are pervs.

Discuss?
 
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Well you're right about Naruto, Kakashi, and Hiruzen.
 

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yes , you are totally and utterly right about this. i could't agree harder if i pulled a donkeys ball sack.
 

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Kakashi - Reading pervy books. A perv.

3rd Hokage - Clearly a perv considering he was a victim of Naruto's Sexy Jutsus and that other incident I vaguely remember involving Jiraiya finding out that the 3rd was a perv when he was younger.

Naruto - Made the Sexy Jutsu. Who else but a perv would make that. Also that incident where he wanted to look at Sakura in the baths early in Shippuden.

Tsunade - The ultimate object of pervs with her humongous bosom. Amongst her list of admirers, Jiraiya, Konohomaru...

Hashirama - The desire of Madara. It's doubtful that Madara was a perv, but judging by his reaction when he sensed that Edo-Hashirama was arriving on the battlefield, it looks like quite likely he used to perv on Hashirama back when they were alive.

Tobirama - Possibly the desire of Izuna considering how Tobirama-Izuna relationship looked like it parallels the Hashirama-Madara one. Hahah, ok I might be chatting out of my ass about this one. Maybe we should say that Tobirama is the exception for the Hokages.

Although I think it's safe to say at LEAST half of the Hokage are pervs.

Discuss?

Hate to admit it but you're right..
 

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Tobirama wasn't. You just made that up.
 

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Hashirama isn't being a perv, he's just in love.
 

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I Love The Fact That Minato Is The Only One Who You Can't Call A Perv =D
 

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So having a healthy interest in the opposite *** makes you a perv now? Kids these days. Also how' s Hashirama the one who's a perv when Madara was the one perving on him?
 

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Kakashi - Reading pervy books. A perv.

3rd Hokage - Clearly a perv considering he was a victim of Naruto's Sexy Jutsus and that other incident I vaguely remember involving Jiraiya finding out that the 3rd was a perv when he was younger.

Naruto - Made the Sexy Jutsu. Who else but a perv would make that. Also that incident where he wanted to look at Sakura in the baths early in Shippuden.

Tsunade - The ultimate object of pervs with her humongous bosom. Amongst her list of admirers, Jiraiya, Konohomaru...

Hashirama - The desire of Madara. It's doubtful that Madara was a perv, but judging by his reaction when he sensed that Edo-Hashirama was arriving on the battlefield, it looks quite likely he used to perv on Hashirama back when they were alive.

Tobirama - Possibly the desire of Izuna considering how Tobirama-Izuna relationship looked like it parallels the Hashirama-Madara one. Hahah, ok I might be chatting out of my ass about this one. Maybe we should say that Tobirama is the exception for the Hokages.

Although I think it's safe to say at LEAST half of the Hokage are pervs.

Discuss?

Bold #1: Intense desire for mortal combat with someone is not the same as intense sexual lust. Therefore, Madara did not "perv" on Hashirama.

Bold #2: Same goes for Tobirama and Izuna.

Finally, you forgot Minato.
 
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