So all the Hokage turned out to be pervs or the desire of a perv.

Niwdog

Member
453 posts 41 reactions
Joined
Jun 28, 2012
Messages
453
Status
Activity Streak
Kakashi - Reading pervy books. A perv.

3rd Hokage - Clearly a perv considering he was a victim of Naruto's Sexy Jutsus and that other incident I vaguely remember involving Jiraiya finding out that the 3rd was a perv when he was younger.

Naruto - Made the Sexy Jutsu. Who else but a perv would make that. Also that incident where he wanted to look at Sakura in the baths early in Shippuden.

Tsunade - The ultimate object of pervs with her humongous bosom. Amongst her list of admirers, Jiraiya, Konohomaru...

Hashirama - The desire of Madara. It's doubtful that Madara was a perv, but judging by his reaction when he sensed that Edo-Hashirama was arriving on the battlefield, it looks quite likely he used to perv on Hashirama back when they were alive.

Tobirama - Possibly the desire of Izuna considering how Tobirama-Izuna relationship looked like it parallels the Hashirama-Madara one. Hahah, ok I might be chatting out of my ass about this one. Maybe we should say that Tobirama is the exception for the Hokages.

Although I think it's safe to say at LEAST half of the Hokage are pervs.

Discuss?
 
Last edited:

Zealous Sparks

Banned
Legendary
12,960 posts 1,478 reactions
8
Joined
Mar 10, 2014
Messages
12,960
Status
Activity Streak
Well you're right about Naruto, Kakashi, and Hiruzen.
 

XReaperzZ

Leaf Village Regular 🍃
Regular
874 posts 105 reactions
Joined
Apr 19, 2014
Messages
874
Status
Activity Streak
yes , you are totally and utterly right about this. i could't agree harder if i pulled a donkeys ball sack.
 

Reflection

Jōnin Strategist 🧠
Veteran
2,220 posts 271 reactions
Joined
Jan 16, 2013
Messages
2,220
Status
Activity Streak
I want to bury my face in goddess Tsunade's boobs
 

Glad Of War

Sannin of the Scrolls 📜
Elite
9,058 posts 293 reactions
9
Joined
Apr 19, 2014
Messages
9,058
Status
Activity Streak
Kakashi - Reading pervy books. A perv.

3rd Hokage - Clearly a perv considering he was a victim of Naruto's Sexy Jutsus and that other incident I vaguely remember involving Jiraiya finding out that the 3rd was a perv when he was younger.

Naruto - Made the Sexy Jutsu. Who else but a perv would make that. Also that incident where he wanted to look at Sakura in the baths early in Shippuden.

Tsunade - The ultimate object of pervs with her humongous bosom. Amongst her list of admirers, Jiraiya, Konohomaru...

Hashirama - The desire of Madara. It's doubtful that Madara was a perv, but judging by his reaction when he sensed that Edo-Hashirama was arriving on the battlefield, it looks like quite likely he used to perv on Hashirama back when they were alive.

Tobirama - Possibly the desire of Izuna considering how Tobirama-Izuna relationship looked like it parallels the Hashirama-Madara one. Hahah, ok I might be chatting out of my ass about this one. Maybe we should say that Tobirama is the exception for the Hokages.

Although I think it's safe to say at LEAST half of the Hokage are pervs.

Discuss?

Hate to admit it but you're right..
 

AlphaScythian

Kage in the Making 👑
Legendary
14,389 posts 1,022 reactions
Joined
Mar 19, 2013
Messages
14,389
Status
Activity Streak
Arent all men pervs one way or another?
 

Vapid

Banned
Elite
5,249 posts 470 reactions
Joined
Mar 12, 2014
Messages
5,249
Status
Activity Streak
Tobirama wasn't. You just made that up.
 

Pumpkin Ninja

Kage in the Making 👑
Legendary
15,554 posts 1,849 reactions
7
Joined
Oct 31, 2012
Messages
15,554
Status
Activity Streak
Hashirama isn't being a perv, he's just in love.
 

Great Master Minato

Jōnin Strategist 🧠
Regular
1,801 posts 81 reactions
1
Joined
Jun 24, 2014
Messages
1,801
Status
Activity Streak
I Love The Fact That Minato Is The Only One Who You Can't Call A Perv =D
 

Xlad

Legendary Shinobi 🐸
Supreme
21,625 posts 2,030 reactions
1
Joined
Dec 10, 2012
Messages
21,625
Status
Activity Streak
Alpha just ended it.
 

TrollingSage

Sannin of the Scrolls 📜
Elite
5,413 posts 417 reactions
Joined
Sep 11, 2011
Messages
5,413
Status
Activity Streak
So having a healthy interest in the opposite *** makes you a perv now? Kids these days. Also how' s Hashirama the one who's a perv when Madara was the one perving on him?
 

chaos control

Anbu Operative 🎭
Veteran
4,586 posts 433 reactions
Joined
Feb 24, 2013
Messages
4,586
Status
Activity Streak
Kakashi - Reading pervy books. A perv.

3rd Hokage - Clearly a perv considering he was a victim of Naruto's Sexy Jutsus and that other incident I vaguely remember involving Jiraiya finding out that the 3rd was a perv when he was younger.

Naruto - Made the Sexy Jutsu. Who else but a perv would make that. Also that incident where he wanted to look at Sakura in the baths early in Shippuden.

Tsunade - The ultimate object of pervs with her humongous bosom. Amongst her list of admirers, Jiraiya, Konohomaru...

Hashirama - The desire of Madara. It's doubtful that Madara was a perv, but judging by his reaction when he sensed that Edo-Hashirama was arriving on the battlefield, it looks quite likely he used to perv on Hashirama back when they were alive.

Tobirama - Possibly the desire of Izuna considering how Tobirama-Izuna relationship looked like it parallels the Hashirama-Madara one. Hahah, ok I might be chatting out of my ass about this one. Maybe we should say that Tobirama is the exception for the Hokages.

Although I think it's safe to say at LEAST half of the Hokage are pervs.

Discuss?

Bold #1: Intense desire for mortal combat with someone is not the same as intense sexual lust. Therefore, Madara did not "perv" on Hashirama.

Bold #2: Same goes for Tobirama and Izuna.

Finally, you forgot Minato.
 
Top