Blackwatch
Jōnin Strategist 🧠
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Sasuke - Traitorous punk, can't do anything alone, still weaker than Itachi even after being gift wrapped SO many freebies, has to siphon Bijuu chakra to keep up with Naruto, effectively useless for 100+ chapters now, his eye looks wack, inferiority complex, shitty dialogue in this fight, got shown up by DMS Kakashi neg diff, has lost more fights than anyone in the series, made Amaterasu into the single worst attack in the series. His conflicting stances, ridiculous ideals and notions, backstabbing of his loyal team, and hypocritical overtones are overkill to the lack of charm he already possesses.
Madara - Wrecked by Hashirama all of his life until he sucked off of some of Hashirama's power, was Kaguya's puppet his entire life, his whole clan would rather be dogs than join his side, even Sakura survived his attacks, KO'd Bijuu in one shot but got murked by Naruto/Sasuke who were still new with their powers, had another man's face on his boob, Juubi Jinchuriki mode = bathrobe.
Izuna - Looked like a duck, got wrecked by Tobirama no diff, accomplished nothing with his life but being a pair of eyes for big brother Maddy, was supposed to be Sasuke's parallel but that's his fault. Barely exists in the universe.
Fugaku - Shitty dad who played direct favorites, dope who couldn't command respect from his own clansmen, his son surpassed him at like age 7, stayed butthurt because his clan got punked after acting out, lame haircut.
Obito - I like Obito, but I see some legit complaints. Butthurt level too stronk. Killed thousands of people, summoned the god who would herald the end of the world, started an entire, gathered with convicts and kidnapped children ALL because Rin wanted Kakashi's wiener mucus and not his. Effectively ruined the ninja world and caused innumerable strife for ridiculous reasons. However, Kamui is beast and he's got one, if not the very best, genjutsu feat and his dialogue was deep and meaningful, as well as being a major plot factor. Still got love for him despite his flaws.
Mikoto - Supposedly a jounin, but she wasn't anything more than Fugaku's jizz receptacle and a cooking robot. No personality, no good dialogue, not even a special connection or insightful dialogue when Itachi merked her. Also enabled Fugaku to play favorite to Itachi (though we can't blame them, Itachi is amazing and a way better son than his kid brother), but still, it made her look bad and ****ed with Sasuke's brain making the Emo Jesus he is. I also feel like she was lying when she claimed Fugaku talked about Sasuke when it was just the two of them. What, did he magically stop liking Itachi more? If anything, I bet it kicked up to 100 thou.
Indra - His butthurt surpasses even Sasuke's. It's at the point where his chakra lives on and infects the souls of others which in turn makes them even more butthurt on top of the Uchiha Curse of Butthurt. Also, his eyes look mad stupid on that colored cover like some rave chick's eye make-up. You know, the type of people who suck on pacifiers and get the glow sticks going at mach 3 speeds while doing lines in the bathroom and getting double teamed by random dudes. Shit's mad weak. Also is the progenitor of Susano'o, the SINGLE MOST BORING JUTSU IN THE ENTIRE MANGA. Also a noted loser, having lost every battle to Ashura and his transmigrant, who's chakra has to live on just in order to keep Indra from burning the world down in an Emo Jesus tyrade. Poor guy is eternally stuck babysitting.
Tajima - Single ugliest dude besides Rock Lee in the manga, his face is eternally in rape mode. His sons, Izuna and Madara, were able to wreck the Uchiha clan before they got adult teeth so it speaks volumes about their power level as a clan at that juncture.
ONTO THE SUPERSTARS:
Lord Itachi - Along with the lawful good guys like Naruto, Minato, Hashirama, Kakashi, etc, Itachi is one of the most heroic, selfless, and altruistic guys we've ever seen. He gave up his entire life and accepted the burdens of the entire world from the time he was a mere child to make this world a better and brighter place. His actions are the only reason Konoha was standing in that gap between Minato and Naruto, both pre and post massacre. He single-handedly (maybe with a little help from Obito) took on an entire clan as a teenager and was able to give the world a chance at redemption. He was also a double agent within the Akatsuki, who's role was great in the shaping of the story and in Naruto's own development into a hero as well as Sasuke's into whatever he THINKS he is. Along with Kakashi, Tobirama, and Minato, Itachi is a genius beyond compare and a metaphysical genius with wisdom beyond his years. Also the best genjutsu user and only MS user to crack top 10/15 in power ranking. Thank you, Based Itachi.
Lord Shisui - Kotoamatsukami > your favorite. Shisui's selflessness matches and possibly even surpasses Itachi's own. Shisui did his best to stop the Uchiha from going down their path of butthurt because he was so far above them mentally and saw the fruitless nature of it, but Danzo was unwilling to trust the word of an Uchiha for obvious reasons. Through the betrayal and darkness of it all, he was gracious enough to give Itachi his OP eye and give his life so his friend could lead the charge of the Uchiha from darkness. He was also so fast that he garnered the name Shisui no Shunshin, and had the most beast looking Susano'o which a money green Big Daddy from Bioshock. Thank you, Based Shisui.
Lord Kagami - Lord Kagami is directly related to Lord Shisui and was noted to have an incredible Will of Fire and loved his village more than anything. He also had a beast haircut. Lord Kagami's strength was so strong, that he personally saved Danzo's life as well as Shisui remarking, that despite all his skill and strength, he paled in comparison to Kagami's might, who studied directly Tobirama, a known Uchiha Butcher. It is unknown what killed Lord Kagami, as he was not among the Uchiha in the massacre, but I have no doubt it was a selfless sacrifice to match a ninja of his caliber. Thank you, Based Kagami.
As you can see, Lords Shisui, Itachi, and Kagami are simply tiers above their Uchiha counterparts without having the same advantages or panel time. Their hearts, character, integrity, skills, disposition, and poise are legendary and they forever will be known as the Holy Trinity of Uchiha from this point forward. Beacons that all other Uchiha wish they could be, paragons of their time, and saviors of this world, enabling others to stand on their shoulders and capture the peace that is ever so sought after.
Thank you, my lieges. Thank you for sacrifices. We miss you.
Madara - Wrecked by Hashirama all of his life until he sucked off of some of Hashirama's power, was Kaguya's puppet his entire life, his whole clan would rather be dogs than join his side, even Sakura survived his attacks, KO'd Bijuu in one shot but got murked by Naruto/Sasuke who were still new with their powers, had another man's face on his boob, Juubi Jinchuriki mode = bathrobe.
Izuna - Looked like a duck, got wrecked by Tobirama no diff, accomplished nothing with his life but being a pair of eyes for big brother Maddy, was supposed to be Sasuke's parallel but that's his fault. Barely exists in the universe.
Fugaku - Shitty dad who played direct favorites, dope who couldn't command respect from his own clansmen, his son surpassed him at like age 7, stayed butthurt because his clan got punked after acting out, lame haircut.
Obito - I like Obito, but I see some legit complaints. Butthurt level too stronk. Killed thousands of people, summoned the god who would herald the end of the world, started an entire, gathered with convicts and kidnapped children ALL because Rin wanted Kakashi's wiener mucus and not his. Effectively ruined the ninja world and caused innumerable strife for ridiculous reasons. However, Kamui is beast and he's got one, if not the very best, genjutsu feat and his dialogue was deep and meaningful, as well as being a major plot factor. Still got love for him despite his flaws.
Mikoto - Supposedly a jounin, but she wasn't anything more than Fugaku's jizz receptacle and a cooking robot. No personality, no good dialogue, not even a special connection or insightful dialogue when Itachi merked her. Also enabled Fugaku to play favorite to Itachi (though we can't blame them, Itachi is amazing and a way better son than his kid brother), but still, it made her look bad and ****ed with Sasuke's brain making the Emo Jesus he is. I also feel like she was lying when she claimed Fugaku talked about Sasuke when it was just the two of them. What, did he magically stop liking Itachi more? If anything, I bet it kicked up to 100 thou.
Indra - His butthurt surpasses even Sasuke's. It's at the point where his chakra lives on and infects the souls of others which in turn makes them even more butthurt on top of the Uchiha Curse of Butthurt. Also, his eyes look mad stupid on that colored cover like some rave chick's eye make-up. You know, the type of people who suck on pacifiers and get the glow sticks going at mach 3 speeds while doing lines in the bathroom and getting double teamed by random dudes. Shit's mad weak. Also is the progenitor of Susano'o, the SINGLE MOST BORING JUTSU IN THE ENTIRE MANGA. Also a noted loser, having lost every battle to Ashura and his transmigrant, who's chakra has to live on just in order to keep Indra from burning the world down in an Emo Jesus tyrade. Poor guy is eternally stuck babysitting.
Tajima - Single ugliest dude besides Rock Lee in the manga, his face is eternally in rape mode. His sons, Izuna and Madara, were able to wreck the Uchiha clan before they got adult teeth so it speaks volumes about their power level as a clan at that juncture.
ONTO THE SUPERSTARS:
Lord Itachi - Along with the lawful good guys like Naruto, Minato, Hashirama, Kakashi, etc, Itachi is one of the most heroic, selfless, and altruistic guys we've ever seen. He gave up his entire life and accepted the burdens of the entire world from the time he was a mere child to make this world a better and brighter place. His actions are the only reason Konoha was standing in that gap between Minato and Naruto, both pre and post massacre. He single-handedly (maybe with a little help from Obito) took on an entire clan as a teenager and was able to give the world a chance at redemption. He was also a double agent within the Akatsuki, who's role was great in the shaping of the story and in Naruto's own development into a hero as well as Sasuke's into whatever he THINKS he is. Along with Kakashi, Tobirama, and Minato, Itachi is a genius beyond compare and a metaphysical genius with wisdom beyond his years. Also the best genjutsu user and only MS user to crack top 10/15 in power ranking. Thank you, Based Itachi.
Lord Shisui - Kotoamatsukami > your favorite. Shisui's selflessness matches and possibly even surpasses Itachi's own. Shisui did his best to stop the Uchiha from going down their path of butthurt because he was so far above them mentally and saw the fruitless nature of it, but Danzo was unwilling to trust the word of an Uchiha for obvious reasons. Through the betrayal and darkness of it all, he was gracious enough to give Itachi his OP eye and give his life so his friend could lead the charge of the Uchiha from darkness. He was also so fast that he garnered the name Shisui no Shunshin, and had the most beast looking Susano'o which a money green Big Daddy from Bioshock. Thank you, Based Shisui.
Lord Kagami - Lord Kagami is directly related to Lord Shisui and was noted to have an incredible Will of Fire and loved his village more than anything. He also had a beast haircut. Lord Kagami's strength was so strong, that he personally saved Danzo's life as well as Shisui remarking, that despite all his skill and strength, he paled in comparison to Kagami's might, who studied directly Tobirama, a known Uchiha Butcher. It is unknown what killed Lord Kagami, as he was not among the Uchiha in the massacre, but I have no doubt it was a selfless sacrifice to match a ninja of his caliber. Thank you, Based Kagami.
As you can see, Lords Shisui, Itachi, and Kagami are simply tiers above their Uchiha counterparts without having the same advantages or panel time. Their hearts, character, integrity, skills, disposition, and poise are legendary and they forever will be known as the Holy Trinity of Uchiha from this point forward. Beacons that all other Uchiha wish they could be, paragons of their time, and saviors of this world, enabling others to stand on their shoulders and capture the peace that is ever so sought after.
Thank you, my lieges. Thank you for sacrifices. We miss you.
