she's too young for you,BRO!!

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If your on a date and she starts bragging about her latest report card, shes too young for you.
 

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If her panties have her name sewn into them, she's too young for you bro.
 

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It used to be: if she doesn't have a cell phone, she's too young for you.

If she can't legally drive a car, she's too young for you.

If her age consists of anything less than "teen," you are pedo bear.
 

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if u post on this thread she's too young for you bro!!
 

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If she doesn't know who Tupac is she's to young for you!
 

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if the grass is green then play ball
 

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If she cant say the word spaghetti properly she is most likely to young for you
 

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If her clothes shrink in the wash and still fit she s to young for ya.
 

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If Taylor Swift's lyrics are deep to her, she's too young for ya bro.
 

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If she thinks four play is how many people can play on her x box than she s to young for ya.
 

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If she thinks that having *** is kissing on the lips, she just might be to god damn young for you BRO!
 

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If she has a curfew she's to young for you.
If her dad gives you the whole macho routine she's to young for you, or her dads just crazy in that case GTFO!
If her wants to take pictures of you and her before you leave her house, she's to young for you.
If her hymen is still intact she's way to young for you...... or your one lucky S.O.B. so go get her tiger. :p (<- the face that made me a legend with the ladies. ;) )
 

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This one is great. Is she has no idea what hemroid cream is she s to young for ya. Bazinga
 

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If her skirt has shorts attached to it shes too young for ya bro.
 
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