she's too young for you,BRO!!

Gingka Uzumaki

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If she thinks money grows on trees, she's too young for you bro.

If she thinks *** is a cake, she's too young for you bro.

If she thinks Sasuke is a good dude that likes girls, she's too young for you bro, and retarded.
 

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She is too young if you have to make aeroplane noises to get your weiner in her mouth.
 

Gingka Uzumaki

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If she thinks your **** is a limp stick, she's WAY too young for you.
 

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If it doesnt fit, she might be too young.

If you go to take her clothes off and shes wearing a training bra, she might be too young.

If you drop your pants and she says "thats what they look like" she might be too young.

If she asks you for advice on how to pass her learners permit test

If she tells you that she put a tooth under her pillow for the tooth fairy

If you do time for hooking up with her, and still get out before she turns 18, she might be too young for you.
 

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- If her Barbie has bigger ti*s than her she's to young for you bro!
- If she thinks getting wet is running through sprinklers she's too young for you bro!
-If her favorite type of music is the sh*t from disney channel she's too young for you bro!
 

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If "tying her shoes" consists of her closing velcro strap, she's too young for you.

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If her version of "tying the knot" is you tying her shoe laces, she's too young for you.

If she can't even call you "da-da," she's definitely too young for you.
 

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If she CAN'T say her ABC's, she's tooooo young for you! Lol xD
 

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If she doesnt know what a nokia is, she to young for you bro.
 

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If she can't make a sandwich, she's too young for you bro.
 

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If she hasn't felt the satisfaction of pushing a tape into the VCR, she's too young for you bro!
 

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if she hasen't worn a diper yet she's tooooo darn you for you bro!
 
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