September Rap Battle- Bring it!!!

[10023213]

Some of these raps are hilarious

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

@NarutoVsGoku..

Lol

C'mooooon mane, you already know we're allies!! Lol xd

Nah man we rivals lol

 

[SSW Imp]

sure I got a few rhymes in me I guess.....You wanna go first?

Ok lets go
Time keeps ticking
Like a clock on a wall
If you wanna battle
your bound to fall
Gotta look down
I'm just too tall
Lighting up the weak rappers
Like a school yard brawl
Heading for the money
Call me a dreamchaser
Your a loser in the 3rd round
Call you the Pacers

(Sorry for the late reply my great-aunt brought her dog)

 

[A$AP Wap]

Shat? that isnt even a word
Your rap is still the same, last time i heard
You gotta change it up or get a new style
Because you suck bro and your in denial
You say that your good
Yet you cant make the NB rapper hood
I actually was gonna invite you
But now it seems your rhymes are less mature then Cailou
the best rhyme you had was, get out of my way and all i gotta say
The diff. of finding skill in your raps is like finding a needle in hay
you say your a star but is that all you got?
I mean seriously n*gga, you a star?, i think not!
You spit the same rhymes every time
The difference between your posts is slimmer than lemon and lime.

jk ill vm you a link to the group

That was a fun battle! Hope we can battle again sometime! I'm done!












I lied.

Okay, according to you, Rat is my Nickname
After that, I busted out my Lyrics, & brought you to Shame
All my Fame came, and yours, apparently, stayed the same
My status is Gold, no Platinum for sure!
If I had a Clan, we'd totally be Hardcore
I'd look DIE-rectly at the camera and steal from a shop
And when I hit that spot, I'll never stop 'till I drop
Yeah,
I don't really care
because it's rare
for me to loose when I choose not to snooze
you're a fool to face me in a duel
why don't you get the FUUUCK out, don't scream or shout
but I doubt you can succeed while I have a huge lead
Yeah...

 

[ThtOneGuy]

That was a fun battle! Hope we can battle again sometime! I'm done!












I lied.

Okay, according to you, Rat is my Nickname
After that, I busted out my Lyrics, & brought you to Shame
All my Fame came, and yours, apparently, stayed the same
My status is Gold, no Platinum for sure!
If I had a Clan, we'd totally be Hardcore
We'd look DIE-rectly at the camera and steal from the shop
And when I hit that spot, I'll never stop 'till I drop
Yeah,
I don't really care
because it's rare
for me to loose when I choose not to snooze
you're a fool to face me in a duel
why don't you get the FUUUCK out, don't scream or shout
but I doubt you can succeed while I have a huge lead
Yeah...

Suprised you came back for more
This is becoming a f*cking chore
Your rhymes are weak, cant you get that
Bet a prostitute wouldnt let you hit that
Even that b*tch would say you literally got no swag
My n*gga darui would say your ryhmes are a drag
My ryhmes are better, cant you get through it?
If i beat you ass hard again, you probably jack off to it
All my ryhmes that i say are real
How does that make you feel
Probably like you did after i f*cked yo girl
I remember she drank so much she hurled
Sorry did i hurt your feelings?
I'm like your parents when they didnt let you get earrings.
seriously Gtfo here bro
Your ryhmes are literally making the energey level low
Now i need a red bull
To beat your ass again you fool.
You got no f*cking lead at all
I heard more orignal rhymes from a f*cking doll
Right now, i wont lie im grinning
Thats because i know im winning

 

[Madara the boss]

I'm the resurrection of Leather face,
I aim the shotty at his head and waist,
Then wrap his body up in plastic leave him dead in lakes.
I told you rappers Vinnie Paz is worse than seven snakes,
I'm a statue spittin' venom at you at the heavens gates.
It's black magic when I'm rapping' I can levitate,
Murk your whole entire rapping faction cousin set a date.
It's the only word describing Pazienza devastate.
I'm clappin' now while asking questions later I don't hesitate.
I'm not concerned with human lives so you can vegetate,
How many pounds of pressure does it take for human legs to break?
My blood lust is never quenched it's like an endless chase.
I'll show you the mathematics of God and quickly end your faith.
Celph where the Desert Eagle cousin shred his face,
Show them the type of carnage that bullets in the head creates.
We the reason that rappers never enter several states,
And the reason that Darwin separated men from apes.

 

[Elementalist]

Ok lets go
Time keeps ticking
Like a clock on a wall
If you wanna battle
your bound to fall
Gotta look down
I'm just too tall
Lighting up the weak rappers
Like a school yard brawl
Heading for the money
Call me a dreamchaser
Your a loser in the 3rd round
Call you the Pacers

(Sorry for the late reply my great-aunt brought her dog)

(Awesome bro. I love dogs)

My words are so unusual call them an irregularity
Your screen must have been blurry to challenge me so I'll help you get some clarity
If this is the third round then you got knocked out in the first
You just trying to come back from the pain I already dispersed
did it hurt?
when you tried to pick your lyrics off of the ground
and polish them off and try to get by with half-a$sed sound?
you the clown
that got left behind when the circus came to town
So back off because I know that you don't want another round
I'm problematic, like a thorn in your side
and even time I spit a verse the weaker rappers seem to just run and hide
so go on
and join them
because its you I'm about to condemn
Man this battle is so boring I'm falling asleep like I'm in the p.m.
And if the clocks ticking I'm running outta time
I got a list with my victims
the next one is kisamerox9

 

[jiraiya lives]

That was a fun battle! Hope we can battle again sometime! I'm done!












I lied.

Okay, according to you, Rat is my Nickname
After that, I busted out my Lyrics, & brought you to Shame
All my Fame came, and yours, apparently, stayed the same
My status is Gold, no Platinum for sure!
If I had a Clan, we'd totally be Hardcore
I'd look DIE-rectly at the camera and steal from a shop
And when I hit that spot, I'll never stop 'till I drop
Yeah,
I don't really care
because it's rare
for me to loose when I choose not to snooze
you're a fool to face me in a duel
why don't you get the FUUUCK out, don't scream or shout
but I doubt you can succeed while I have a huge lead
Yeah...

The only shame is in your game,
you just lame,
you bringing senseless bars, i bring a brain,
after im finished with you you'll need a cane,
organized like the mafia, high up like the don,
niggah you aint platinum you bronze,
like a penny
ill hit you like a note and turn ya ass into a symphony,
its madara vs mini-mi
you better flee,
sweet rappers get ate like jellybeans,
this verse should take care of you......like the elderly

 

[LBeezy]

I see the warm ups are over now your finished,
no worries my bars will have you jumping like a gymnast,
punch in in the mouth, got you running to the dentist,
ill pop you like a pimple,
leave you looking like a blemish,
I got the heat on my side, i'll smoke you like a cigarette,
im ready ive been caged up for centuries,
about to breakout like sifilis,
im so sick i need a stimulent,
you gon need help,
pursuing me will end in death,
you aint even a challenge, ill eat you like gourmet,
im throwing bombs around, here catch.

Did some of that really not rhyme?.. (Serious question..)
And yo that wasn't my warm-up, homie, I'm still stretchin..
Now lemme just mention.. why the f*ck does a dude know anything about blemish?..
I think you're an undercover f*ggot..
You suck d*ck, plus you suck at rappin..
That's some really bad habits..
How about you leave, then come back with.. Someone else's talent..
But don't get it twisted, I don't endorse swagga-jackin..
Whores know I'm packin.. And this is actually..
I spit it factually.. I guess that's why you're mad at me..
I saw you said "catch", well I bust a nut and say fetch, and your mom tries to bring it back to me..
I laugh at her then slap her.. And tell the b*tch to swallow..
I smash again right after.. Until the b*tch is hollow..
No Kanye or Pusha T but I got that God Flow..
Its funny, You think you're good, but you're not yo..

Lol xd

 

[A$AP Wap]

Suprised you came back for more
This is becoming a f*cking chore
Your rhymes are weak, cant you get that
Bet a prostitute wouldnt let you hit that
Even that b*tch would say you literally got no swag
My n*gga darui would say your ryhmes are a drag
My ryhmes are better, cant you get through it?
If i beat you ass hard again, you probably jack off to it
All my ryhmes that i say are real
How does that make you feel
Probably like you did after i f*cked yo girl
I remember she drank so much she hurled
Sorry did i hurt your feelings?
I'm like your parents when they didnt let you get earrings.
seriously Gtfo here bro
Your ryhmes are literally making the energey level low
Now i need a red bull
To beat your ass again you fool.
You got no f*cking lead at all
I heard more orignal rhymes from a f*cking doll
Right now, i wont lie im grinning
Thats because i know im winning

Dude.
Did you just say you F^cked my Girl?
Well, hate to tell you, but my Girlfriend IS your Mother (DAYUM)
Since you told me that I gotta Hurl...
*Cough* *Cough*
I'm back...
Okay, I'm back on this Track like the Hairs on your Back
Yo mom's Crack looked so whack, I could not give it a whack
So she snapped, attacked
Then got slapped with my Sack
Like, *Tik Tik, WHACK!*
...
Knocked her out of her socks
I bet that felt like some Rocks
She got back up, filled the plate
Went on the porch, sat down and ate!

 

[10023213]

NaruAwesome how much longer till the poll

 

[NaruAwesome]

guess what bra, the king is back
went to get a haircut, now i'm counting ma racks
i let ya'll rest for a while, but now play times done
let me make this poll, everyone vote for fun

 

[ThtOneGuy]

Dude.
Did you just say you F^cked my Girl?
Well, hate to tell you, but my Girlfriend is your Mother (DAYUM)
Since you told me that I gotta Hurl...
*Cough* *Cough*
I'm back...
Okay, I'm back on this Track like the Hairs on your Back
Your Mother's Crack looked so whack, I could not give a whack
So she snapped, and attacked
Then got slapped with my Sack
Like, *Tik Tik, WHACK!*
Knocked her out of her socks
I bet that felt like Rocks
She got back up, filled the plate
Went on the porch, and sat down and ate
Yeah,

EDIT:Gotta go bro

Who do you get your lessons from Lil wayne?
I mean come on n*gga your rhymes are insane
I dont mean that in the good way
I mean the way we say it at the cali bay
And that aint good
Cuz n*gga im from the hood
If i wanted to beat you i could
Actually maybe i should
Wait, i already did
I made you look like a nine year old kid

My mom n*gga?, stop trying to be funny
I fvcked the bitch you paid 1k to call you honey,
Thats pretty sad man, just to call you honey?
At least tell her to call you her little motherfvcking bunny
Your rap is sh*t man, thats what it truly is
My toilets cleaner than your ryhmes after i take i piss
Come on dude im beating you everytime
Maybe you could just win next f*cking time
And when i say that i mean never
And when i say never i mean EVER!
You already lost bro get it through your head
Say that sh*t in the streets and they will fill your ass with lead
You got simple skill thats all
But even with that you suck balls
If you were the only one in a rap contest you wouldnt win it
Even a deaf kid wouldnt pick it.

daym n*gga that mom line was smart as fvck lol even i gotta give props for it

 

[10023213]

i'll vote for Lbreezy,NaruAwesome and NarutovsGoku


also everyone viewng this thread: my raps start on page 2 then stopped for a while then started back again just so everybody knows

 

[SSW Imp]

(Awesome bro. I love dogs)

My words are so unusual call them an irregularity
Your screen must have been blurry to challenge me so I'll help you get some clarity
If this is the third round then you got knocked out in the first
You just trying to come back from the pain I already dispersed
did it hurt?
when you tried to pick your lyrics off of the ground
and polish them off and try to get by with half-a$sed sound?
you the clown
that got left behind when the circus came to town
So back off because I know that you don't want another round
I'm problematic, like a thorn in your side
and even time I spit a verse the weaker rappers seem to just run and hide
so go on
and join them
because its you I'm about to condemn
Man this battle is so boring I'm falling asleep like I'm in the p.m.
And if the clocks ticking I'm running outta time
I got a list with my victims
the next one is kisamerox9

Ok, I see you got a hit-list
You should focus on your rhymes
The s1it that comes from yo mouth
I don't understand half the time
Your raps are getting weak
There sour like a lime
My stop watch is ticking
Your running out of time
If I'm a clown
Just call me Bozo
You only live once
that's right YOLO
Didn't wear a condom
Oh no
That hitch gonna be crazy
Loco
(Lol brb)

 

[NaruAwesome]

As I post this post the poll will be up. Everyone, vote for the people u thought gave u a challenge, not whoever is your friend. Man, it took a hella long time to make that poll. The poll will close in 2 days. You are still permitted to rap and go ham, which i'll do too. this is the largest rap thread ever guys, thanks, and thanks for rapping. Keep it up.
also, i made the poll based on who stayed and rapped, who posted more than 2 or 3 times, and who posted throughout the thread

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[jiraiya lives]

Did some of that really not rhyme?.. (Serious question..)
And yo that wasn't my warm-up, homie, I'm still stretchin..
Now lemme just mention.. why the f*ck does a dude know anything about blemish?..
I think you're an undercover f*ggot..
You suck d*ck, plus you suck at rappin..
That's some really bad habits..
How about you leave, then come back with.. Someone else's talent..
But don't get it twisted, I don't endorse swagga-jackin..
Whores know I'm packin.. And this is actually..
I spit it factually.. I guess that's why you're mad at me..
I saw you said "catch", well I bust a nut and say fetch, and your mom tries to bring it back to me..
I laugh at her then slap her.. And tell the b*tch to swallow..
I smash again right after.. Until the b*tch is hollow..
No Kanye or Pusha T but I got that God Flow..
Its funny, You think you're good, but you're not yo..

Lol xd

huh, here you go again, just stop trying
either you retarded or blind cause my shit was rhyming,

but um

who you calling an undercover f ggot
your just some other f ggot who doubles as a bastard
do you really call that rapping?
you probably like ow, oh, that was raw, everybody else looking at you like nah
battling me is your biggest flaw,
but fo real, do you really think you'll make it?
40yrs old never seen the light of day living in your mamas basement
battling you is getting old, you make me feel ancient,

bring something new,
you cant even swallow my shit, im too much to chew,
your copy paste raps are dried out like some glue,
but serious, you suck dude,
no joke, this aint even a battle it's it's rape
this your chance run away, i wont even chase,
cause your not worth it......im done

 

[A$AP Wap]

Who do you get your lessons from Lil wayne?
I mean come on n*gga your rhymes are insane
I dont mean that in the good way
I mean the way we say it at the cali bay
And that aint good
Cuz n*gga im from the hood
If i wanted to beat you i could
Actually maybe i should
Wait, i already did
I made you look like a nine year old kid

My mom n*gga?, stop trying to be funny
I fvcked the bitch you paid 1k to call you honey,
Thats pretty sad man, just to call you honey?
At least tell her to call you her little motherfvcking bunny
Your rap is sh*t man, thats what it truly is
My toilets cleaner than your ryhmes after i take i piss
Come on dude im beating you everytime
Maybe you could just win next f*cking time
And when i say that i mean never
And when i say never i mean EVER!
You already lost bro get it through your head
Say that sh*t in the streets and they will fill your ass with lead
You got simple skill thats all
But even with that you suck balls
If you were the only one in a rap contest you wouldnt win it
Even a deaf kid wouldnt pick it.

daym n*gga that mom line was smart as fvck lol even i gotta give props for it

LOL!
I shouldn't have told you about what happened
You probably, immediately started Fappin'
I've Observed, that your words are quite Absurd
Tsk, If you REALLY wanna win, all you have to do is ask for Mercy
Your Mom was screaming that and, "Please! F^ck me!"
Hahaha...
My words pack impact, just like Bullets
I'm sorry, but your words... Just couldn't do it
You could never Reach me as I you were told,
By the time you find a road, you'd die of cold
I'm up in space, as bright as a star
Heck, I might've gone all the way to Mars I've gone so far
Your dumbass tried to catch me by a Taxi Car,
But I told you, only Stars can Orbit Mars

Heh heh, you're the best Rapper breathing when I hold my breath
I've pushed you to your limits, now face the final test,
When you think of me, you see me beating my chest,
'Cuzz you already know who's the Legitimate best!

 

[A$AP Wap]

As I post this post the poll will be up. Everyone, vote for the people u thought gave u a challenge, not whoever is your friend. Man, it took a hella long time to make that poll. The poll will close in 2 days. You are still permitted to rap and go ham, which i'll do too. this is the largest rap thread ever guys, thanks, and thanks for rapping. Keep it up.
also, i made the poll based on who stayed and rapped, who posted more than 2 or 3 times, and who posted throughout the thread

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LOL! "Scafty"
But it's okay though. xD

 

[wridacule]

i only battled digits. naruawesome denied my request for a battle as did rikerslade

any way i can squeeze in a quick battle to win some votes????