September Rap Battle- Bring it!!!

Best Rapper in this thread


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ThtOneGuy

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Bitch Please, i'mma be on this beat like cheddar and cheese.
Hold up... Is this thing on? 1.. 2.. 3..
Alright, this time I'mma Rhyme for no dimes, just for the time that "ThatOneGuy" commited a crime;
By disrespecting me
For that, fuuck your feelings, I'mma just hang you up in a tree with green leaves
Fill up the cup with Ice Cream, sleep, & have a good dream
Wait...?
Did I just forget about hanging you up in that one tree?
Okay, Imma go Killer Bee. Tailed Beast Bomb, Hachibi
5 Tails. 6 Tails. 7 Tails, and 8.
STFU, while I get my Milkshake.
I'm on your Case son. You have no Taste son.
Why go picking a Rap battle with an Ace son?
Now GTFO my Face.
'Cuzz I just smacked yo ass.
DIE-rectly in the face.

Not bad that ill admit
but i still doubt that you can commit
you got no flow bro, im sorry but its true
its like you sneezed in your rap and your keyboard went A-CHOO
your the bobcats and im miami heat
that means you suck d*ck and imma elite
Lbeezy is the challeger i really wanted
at least he doesnt cry when he gets taunted
you'll never make the group if you still rap like that
its like i hear your voice and you sound like a rat
 

ThtOneGuy

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gotta go rappers, ill be back in a second
dont worry ill still win just like i reckoned
scrafty just hold your ryhmes till then
though ill still beat your ass hard and you'll call me big ben
actually you guys are really good
a couple i might invite to the NB rapper hood
 

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♪yeah what have you done with my bro ♪♪and also the mizukage hoe♪
 

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with all these friendly rappers you the only one to step up and battle,
I respect that,
but messing with me ill leave yo head where your legs at
im a threat,
you a nuisance,
softer than a tulip,
i can take you down if i choose it,
but not yet, this just round 1
my flow so astounding
you a joke, just clowning
im high as F threat you like my son and leave you grounded
chump,

I know you respect me, I'm just glad you admit it..
I got two heads, and where my legs at, that's where my d*ck is..
Cause I hang low..
I'll put a hole in ya like a halo..
You're no threat, you're lame bro..
My flows hot, my chains cold..
My spirit's young, my brains old..
And my soul is worth the same as gold..
You can't take me down so don't try..
I make round 1 look like round 5..
Damn right I put that work in..
And yeah I know you hurtin..
I'm sure you seen my last match, and I'm sure you seen me murk him..
What's worse is.. That was play for me..
I rip these p*ssies so playfully..
You can't play with me..
I'm insane and free.. That's a bad combination..
I get more head than face lifts..
I just make bread like I bake it..
I get more skin than racists..
I just hate haters that's hatin..
So I take em' out like I date em'..
I get more lettuce than bacon..
And tomatoes.. I don't pay hoes.. But I f*ck em', leave em' shakin..
I'm the greatest.. This is greatness..
This is history in the makin..
I suggest you don't reply, cause I don't need to do more rapein..
 

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You like it........:D..........Your being hater cus You ain't no rapper LOL.........get ya A.S.S Outta here(THIS THREAD IS FOR RAPPERS ONLY, Douche
 

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Not bad that ill admit
but i still doubt that you can commit
you got no flow bro, im sorry but its true
its like you sneezed in your rap and your keyboard went A-CHOO
your the bobcats and im miami heat
that means you suck d*ck and imma elite
Lbeezy is the challeger i really wanted
at least he doesnt cry when he gets taunted
you'll never make the group if you still rap like that
its like i hear your voice and you sound like a rat
*Errhemm
Sorry, I was eating some McDonalds, but what did you say?
By the way, I had to admit, what you said was cray.
You say my voice is equivalent to that of a Rat?
I could find better Lyrics if I just sat down and Shat.
Be right back.
Alright I'm Back... and just Shat
I found wayy better Lyrics than that Crap you call Rap
Your Logic is quite Flawed
Miami Heat isn't the sh*t at all
And when I saw
Lebron play, I thought that he was gay
Get out of my way,
All I gotta say,
Is that I can beat you any day
Because every time you face me,
You always try to chase me,
'Cuzz I'ma Star, and you can't catch me by Taxi
 

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You like it........:D..........Your being hater cus You ain't no rapper LOL.........get ya A.S.S Outta here(THIS THREAD IS FOR RAPPERS ONLY, Douche

wait back up....what are you talking about bro?
 

NarutoVsGoku

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let them fly like pidgey
let them flow like staraptor
my flow is getting better
while my ryhmes are getting faster
let heat it up like charizard
cool it down like squirtle
take it easily like bulbasaur
mentally , you're slower than a turtle
takes time for u to think
a retard like magickarp
call me diedara
my raps,boom, work of art
you say that you're 50 cent
10 nickels or 5 dimes
damn bro, are u getting worse
cause ya ass can't ryhme

Trying to rap battle
Not here for a poke battle
The only battle you win is that
A poke battle
You need to quit that babble
For I smack you with that bottle
Or punch ya Adams Apple
There's no comparing me
I'm oranges to ya apple's
I'm 2 quarters and you a nickel
Cuz I'm 10 times better
Do ya math lil ngga
I get cash stacked stash big figures
Busy keeping ya moms dizzy spinning on my middle finger
But its not a finger fck to ha pssy
It's deeper then that...
A symbolic fck u to ya pssies


you think your good cuz you can wright long lines
but every word you spit is so fake.......like there made out of plastic
i have skill you couldn't even imagine........like some type of universal fabric
my flow gives people shivers
something far beyond magic
why do you even exist
aka:tragic
you think your the best out there believing in whatever you want......but your just a bootlegged version of a fanatic
if you where a city i just recked havoc.......

I don't think can, I kno I am
And I know you suck from 5-9pm
Part time ho. I heard its hard times yo
Heard it all started with the line "Just one time blow"
You so homo. Knees on hard wood floors blowing that hard wood yo
Pause
Did you call me fake dog?
No TonTon but I'm bout to go hog, no bout to go ham
Let me be clear so you can understand
NvGs no phony
Length of my green bars let that by my testimony
No further explanation or further alimony
Ngga ask about me, this whole base knows me
Best debater best rapper hell even the best troll
But you just a square so I don't expect you to know how I roll
No need to to continue with you beating you is not my goal
But to take yo heart and destroy yo soul
To make you feel and know
That u had no chance with me from the getgo
Make you feel that anguish
Ya pride, confidence and ego I vanquish
Begone fool

THAT....was the only good part.
Don't get it twisted, not here to battle from the start
See that rhyme I wrote, is like 15 years old
Used 'Big Pimpin''s beat when I wrote it
Back when Jay still only went gold
your probably 12........
yeah, your probably 12
CHORUS

Your probably 12, why am I pretending to battle you
lol lol your probably 12


Right....am I right?

OF course I'm right

PS I really did write that one forever and a day ago
Don't go stealin my ish and using it for evil purposes.
I can tell you reeealy dug that "voodoo curses thru verses" line, it is gold after all
..oh and "flip the script like actor acrobatics"...that ones trademarked as well so no stealin

Ma dude......

Shut da fck up ho
Grown men speaking
Make me a sandwhich
Grown men feasting
You more pathetic
Then a grown man peeping
Tom
Ok hold up let me be calm

You like a hetersexual cat
..........
That means you straight pssy
Don't wanna battle with me
More like can't fck with me
Rapping for 20 years I've been rapping for 20 minutes
I'm looking down at you like I'm looking down at a midget
Ngga you just a gimmick
I don't like you nor respect you
I could careless what you did say bout voodoo
Whos you?
I'm from that place where all of that is true
Don't make ya bed and talk ahead or
You'll be part of the walking dead
"Flip the script"?
Ngga ill keep it simple
I flip ya girl
And pop her like she's a pimple
Treat her like a porn actor
And finish it on her dimples
No script given
Call it improv

Don't steal ma shit bro.... Lol

I can keep it going too you know..


You'll face my verbal death beam
think I'm lying... but it's no dream
you made your scheme
your bitch bouncin on my d*ck like a trampoline
you came between
a rock and a hard place, how's the god taste?
you on my d*ick so much I can see my nuts on your face
You feel me?
Best believe I'll keep them hot bars coming
like your trick on my ****
took a lick and got to hummin
when I rhyme I summon...
Some beast from deep within
creep beneath your skin
let the transmission begin
It's like a syringe full of pain...
injected into your brain
bad trip down memory lane
so now you feel my pain
Insane thoughts on the daily
It's rarely that I ain't heated
It's rarely I ain't w**ded
It's rarely that I'm defeated...
You can't feed it, my appetite
for a tight rhyme fight
you the type that says he's nice but when the bell rings..
night night
Hell brings
No light
You walkin down the wrong path
Step up your puny game or face my verbal blood bath...
It's bad math and worse manners to F'ck with my money
last cat that did that?
that rat still walking funny
I can work money
I can make you hurt, money
six feet of dirt money
Leave with ya skirt, money
So next time you see my rhyme
Know that that shit's devine
My time to shine
Look to the sand where I drew that line
The world is mine
and I can wait, it'll come in due time
..cause I won't stop until y'all build me shrine

Chorus
Your probably 12.....yada yada yada lol, check my other post I don't remember the rest of the chorus

just playing, but seriously, don't get me started I'm just here enjoy y'all's rhymes
I've been rhyming about 20 years so I appreciate a good flow

Lol rapping for 20 years
Sound like you've been rapping in yo dreams
Rapping bout a dude sucking you off
You a gay rapper it seems
"But seriously don't get me started"
Took the words right out of me
Your rap skills start to look real lame undoubtedly
Undoubted I'm better don't doubt it
Rap battles
You not about it
Think you can win
Ya judgement is clouded
Quit rap find a new skill
Rerout it


The tension builds inside of me..
A menace to society..
Surrender to the irony..
I'm better than you entirely..
No credit for you denying me..
You get split for defying me..
You can't spit, yet you're trying me?..
What do you get from dieing B?..
Why do you sweat my dynasty?..
Is it because I attack in two different forms, like I was Siamese..
Finally.. You get the picture, rep like hitler, an infamous Highness.. He,
grinds for cheese.. Constantly.. Honestly.. I'm not a beast..
Just a simple individual.. Who turns words to visuals.. Now do you mind if we?,
sum up the quantity of your lines..
And the quality of my rhymes..
Then multiply, what divides by three..
And you'll see.. That I'm at the 9th degree..
And you're at zero point five.. Yeah I'm a hero so fly..
Kinda like a dream.. Striking like lightening..
Enlighten me..
Come on dog, out of all the logs, you're just a minor tree..
And I'm a whole forest..
F*ck a chorus..
This is my verse.. Its sick and diverse.. Like these words.. Comin out of my neck, Alex Trebek what's worse?..
I leave these nerds in Jeopardy..
Tryna question me.. But what complexes me..
Is how, honesty turns to treachery..
And how, they're tryna find someone to stand next to me..
When they know that I'm the best to breathe..

Lol I'm just glad you finally came through... Idk if I want to make an enemy or an ally out of u in this thread..
 

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Yo I been listen to you since I was a small crop
I bought your tape and watched your career flop
I post your face up in my room
You had the grim look so when I was mad nigga you was mad too
You blessed me with opportunity to listen
 

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LBeezy finally showed up
Kinda late bro, we blowed up
See us over there in the hottest
We some help by the novice
These guys have yet to hit puberty
That's no reason to give em scrutiny
even though some of em rhyme stupidly
Nah, i kid the kids
Now lets us show you what ill is

Yeah I know I'm late bro, and I usually take forever..
But its better late than never..
Plus you know my raps are clever..
Uh
Shout out to rikerslade..
We rippin raps all night and day..
I live life like some mice would say.. "I'm all about that cheese"..
I just get money with ease..
I just get honeys like bees..
They get down on they f*ckin knees..
And start suckin me til I'm pleased..
 

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*Errhemm
Sorry, I was eating some McDonalds, but what did you say?
By the way, I had to admit, what you said was cray.
You say my voice is equivalent to that of a Rat?
I could find better Lyrics if I just sat down and Shat.
Be right back.
Alright I'm Back... and just Shat
I found wayy better Lyrics than that Crap you call Rap
Your Logic is quite Flawed
Miami Heat isn't the sh*t at all
And when I saw
Lebron play, I thought that he was gay
Get out of my way,
All I gotta say,
Is that I can beat you any day
Because every time you face me,
You always try to chase me,
'Cuzz I'ma Star, and you can't catch me by Taxi

Shat? that isnt even a word
Your rap is still the same, last time i heard
You gotta change it up or get a new style
Because you suck bro and your in denial
You say that your good
Yet you cant make the NB rapper hood
I actually was gonna invite you
But now it seems your rhymes are less mature then Cailou
the best rhyme you had was, get out of my way and all i gotta say
The diff. of finding skill in your raps is like finding a needle in hay
you say your a star but is that all you got?
I mean seriously n*gga, you a star?, i think not!
You spit the same rhymes every time
The difference between your posts is slimmer than lemon and lime.

jk ill vm you a link to the group
 

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@NarutoVsGoku..

Lol

C'mooooon mane, you already know we're allies!! Lol xd
 

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Yo I been listen to you since I was a small crop
I bought your tape and watched your career flop
I post your face up in my room
You had the grim look so when I was mad nigga you was mad too
You blessed me with opportunity to listen
Ahh that's cute
you had an idol
you came looking for glory
well Glory is my title
it's your first post here
as far as I can tell
So i'll wait for a response from ya
if your'e up to my spell
i don't use magic though
this is all real
coming straight from my lips
so you better fu*kin kneel
bow down to head master
i'm Dumbledore here
if you cross me over
i'll run you over like a deer
it won't be fast
i'll take my time
in this rap race
your rhymes are second to mine
so know your place and don't reply
or i'll burn you to ashes
like yamamoto's bankai
 

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I know you respect me, I'm just glad you admit it..
I got two heads, and where my legs at, that's where my d*ck is..
Cause I hang low..
I'll put a hole in ya like a halo..
You're no threat, you're lame bro..
My flows hot, my chains cold..
My spirit's young, my brains old..
And my soul is worth the same as gold..
You can't take me down so don't try..
I make round 1 look like round 5..
Damn right I put that work in..
And yeah I know you hurtin..
I'm sure you seen my last match, and I'm sure you seen me murk him..
What's worse is.. That was play for me..
I rip these p*ssies so playfully..
You can't play with me..
I'm insane and free.. That's a bad combination..
I get more head than face lifts..
I just make bread like I bake it..
I get more skin than racists..
I just hate haters that's hatin..
So I take em' out like I date em'..
I get more lettuce than bacon..
And tomatoes.. I don't pay hoes.. But I f*ck em', leave em' shakin..
I'm the greatest.. This is greatness..
This is history in the makin..
I suggest you don't reply, cause I don't need to do more rapein..

I see the warm ups are over now your finished,
no worries my bars will have you jumping like a gymnast,
punch in in the mouth, got you running to the dentist,
ill pop you like a pimple,
leave you looking like a blemish,
I got the heat on my side, i'll smoke you like a cigarette,
im ready ive been caged up for centuries,
about to breakout like sifilis,
im so sick i need a stimulent,
you gon need help,
pursuing me will end in death,
you aint even a challenge, ill eat you like gourmet,
im throwing bombs around, here catch.
 

NarutoVsGoku

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Damn i misread your post NVG, my bad.

Lol yea man I was about to say...

Let me re explain tho.. some of ya youngins are really good.. some not too hot lol... Riker u wanna of the good ones.. very impressed man

LOL!

I didn't know everybody on here was jits..
Except for NarutoVsGoku, aint that some sh*t..
I wouldn't battle 90% of yall..
I bet you little b*tches don't even have hair on your balls..
I bet you and your mom still hold hands in the mall..
And while crossin the street..
If I was your father, I'm sorry but you would have to get beat..
Tryna go against me.. That's idiotic.
I'm sicker than vomit.. Pass the antibiotics..
I'm on it..
I got it..

Oh yeah, and plus I f*cked the medic..

Do you get it?..

Forget it..
Now check it..
Naruawesome I saw your rap but I didn't sweat it..
No need for me to be apologetic..
Respect it..
Digits was attemptin.. But I didn't see a threat cause he was so pathetic..

Yeah I said it..

And don't worry bout the rest of this thread cause I can dead it, in a second.....

LMao dang I guess I make an enemy of you next thread.. can't fck with u with u spitting like this..
 
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