September Rap Battle- Bring it!!!

[Punk Hazard]

"My rhymes are unique"
No, your rhymes are weak
Your rhymes are borrowed
Meaningless, hollowed
They got no substance
I eat you up, scrumptious
While I'm going wild, rambunctious
You nothing but a clown
You ain't funny though
I got more skill than you'll ever know

 

[NaruAwesome]

"My rhymes are unique"
No, your rhymes are weak
Your rhymes are borrowed
Meaningless, hollowed
They got no substance
I eat you up, scrumptious
While I'm going wild, rambunctious
You nothing but a clown
You ain't funny though
I got more skill than you'll ever know

copy and paste
copy and paste
thats all u do
while i wipe the cum off ya girl face
u try to go at me
it'll end with disgrace
you sexually assualt girls
so they spray u with mace
you want a piece of ma raps
heres a sample for a taste
u guys call this rapping
am i at the right place
cause ya'll doing nursery ryhmes
compared to ma pace
i'm raising the level now
hey dj khaled, turn up the bass

 

[Petrichor]

nigga ma ryhmes are unique
i'm slaying ya'll newbies
ya'll trying me ma friends now
wishing that u knew me
ma flow is cold
bringing the heat to the game
no matter what ya'll do
naruawesome got the fame
the heat itself
is giving me a fever
got ya ass on a leash
like a golden retriever
u believe in magic
well, i'm not a believa
i got swagg in ma stride
while ya ass a fuking diva

[video=youtube;pwwt2XGbYXU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwwt2XGbYXU[/video]

Walks in with a hoodie. Slowly, he pulls it off, revealing his face.

Hey you.. Jackass... I thought you got the news...
Kira is back... bringing in the booze.
I may have been gone, sure, it's true;
But see how my rhymes will bust YOU...
Magic? Dude, all you got is drugs and blame...
While I got freaking gunpowder and methane...
Bustin' rhymes? I don't even think...
My rhymes will whop your ass before you even blink...
NaruAwesome? More like roadkill possum...
I run you over with my truck then put some Marmite on ya...
At least that tastes better than your rhymes...
How you even let out that poison without fucking dying?
I'll hit you with an MC Hammer
Then I'll go to your house and bang your sister...
You not a believer? Guess you just screwed over your first five seasons!
You can't even get back your gay porn partner!
Don't Show Yo' Face
Don't Say Yo Name.
Or in forty seconds, We'll be findin' ya dead.
You can't even beat an old toad in a rap battle.
I found this book, and had to accept the overwhelming reality;
That with a stroke of a pen, I can bring about fatality.
I kill criminals and everyone who gets in the way;
I'm a deity, a God. The New Way!

I am... JUSTICE!!

 

[Punk Hazard]

Beating me, you day dreaming
You better stay scheming
If you want the upper hand
I always come out on top like the Rubber Man
It became a disgrace when you arrived
Its sad how much you've stribed
for the prize
Just to see me take it right before your eyes
Stealing punch lines
Cuz you ran out of dumb rhymes
This is aint a nursery tale
You just a fail

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

shit man damn, going hard in the paint
go respond to ma other rap, go back to bed if u can't

i posted it so he could respond, i went to bed after that bro, tired as hell

but u seem to want a piece of this
why, i can't blame u
trying to go all wild
thinkin the king can't tame u
i won this round
and the next 12 at that
now sit down , be patient
as your majesty counts his racks
damn bro, ya raps
looking kinda lengthy
didn't know we were writing books
bet u on page 50
i only copied and pasted
cause that kid begged for ma raps
got niggas on their knees
u got no game that u flap
flap flap flap flap flap
is all u do
map map map
still watching dora, u how old dude
get out ma face
do simba and don't return
ma lyrics is so hot
that even usher let it burn

Lol

Listen hard retard you don't want me to go hard
I walk for a touchdown 10 times 10 yards
Or skip to the paint with no feint and just lay it up
Moonwalk to homebase in yo face I'm staying up
Not sleeping literal but sleeping on you figural
Oops I said figural when I meant to say figurative
You like my raps cuz my raps are oh so alliterative.
No need to read too into to it pretend you too illiterate
I rap long I rap much
Too long or too much
Na-na-natural high
No weed no dutch
I can rap bout such and such
Effort? Not much
Plus I'm lit up hot like
oven stoves turnt up
I'm burnt up
You popsicle
I'm 50 cents
You just nickel
Just means I'm 10 times better
Hotter then July
Plus walking in a sweater
I dont sweat ya I pity
I light it up like cities
Aim the barrel to ya kidneys
Let them bullets fly like pidgeys

All the pokemon trainers are gunna get the last verse...

 

[Petrichor]

Lol

Listen hard retard you don't want me to go hard
I walk for a touchdown 10 times 10 yards
Or skip to the paint with no feint and just lay it up
Moonwalk to homebase in yo face I'm staying up
Not sleeping literal but sleeping on you figural
Oops I said figural when I meant to say figurative
You like my raps cuz my raps are oh so alliterative.
No need to read too into to it pretend you too illiterate
I rap long I rap much
Too long or too much
Na-na-natural high
No weed no dutch
I can rap bout such and such
Effort? Not much
Plus I'm lit up hot like
oven stoves turnt up
I'm burnt up
You popsicle
I'm 50 cents
You just nickel
Just means I'm 10 times better
Hotter then July
Plus walking in a sweater
I dont sweat ya I pity
I light it up like cities
Aim the barrel to ya kidneys
Let them bullets fly like pidgeys

All the pokemon trainers are gunna get the last verse...

Pokemon trainers? I AM the monster in your pocket.
Hotter than July? I take all your rhymes and shove them up your eye socket!
Who needs high when you've created a New World!
That's Right. I'm Kira. I put L in a whirl!!
Since I came around, crimes dropped 70 Percent!
And that's what brought around my assent!
All you rhymes blow, like I did to my father for the world's better!
Now shady, tell 'em how it goes, my mother fucking nigger!!

[video=youtube;mPg2Be5eQ5Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPg2Be5eQ5Q[/video]

 

[SSW Imp]

Anyone wanna go

 

[JasonTheArgonaut]

yeah im on fire like an afthermath production
aint no snoop dogg but bring you sensual seduction
jason the argonaut from the uchiha clan
Sharingan in my eye so you can call me the man

 

[Vegeta]

I'm about to hit y'all with some shit you'll be feelin
Like 6 shots fired off before the tires start squealin
Like 6 knots sold off first day I started dealin
medicine for your healin, it's piled up to the ceilin
Y'all know Ran don't step with fear
I'll put that mic in your ear
tell you that's your death that you hear
Ran's on deck this year
You gonna hear me clear,
steer clear dawg, damn that man Ran is near yeah
you see fatal games I play with word-say ain't the half
live my life, I'll live yours, lets see who laughs
lets see who's last, nah **** it, lets see who's goes first
cause I forget who was who, do you wanna see a hearst?
I disperse voodoo curses thru verses
"shh! don't tell!"
cause that's the type of shit that'll get me sent straight to hell
..or locked in a cell might as well throw away the key
I'll find my way out anyway that shit don't matter to me'
like Attica flee
Use 3rd degree black belt tactics
turn the tide and flip the script like actor acrobatics
It's hip-hop for you addicts, of which I'm one
I got rap up in my blood like I'm it's firstborn son
I got my left hand scramblin, right hand gamblin
you could say I'm handlin
the rest with my ramblin



when I wrote this in my head it was to the Big Pimpin beat, picture that than read it

 

[10023213]

i'll be able to battle in about 30 min but i'm on my android right now

 

[Petrichor]

yeah im on fire like an afthermath production
aint no snoop dogg but bring you sensual seduction
jason the argonaut from the uchiha clan
Sharingan in my eye so you can call me the man

[video=youtube;o3UfkwfpCJg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3UfkwfpCJg[/video]

On fire? You give me heart burn.
But it don't matter, as yours will stop beating soon.
Snoop Dog? More like Kira's Bitch.
I'll **** rape you, while I have Misa Video Tape you!!
Uchiha Clan? Sharingan Eye?
I got a notebook of death and my girl's Shinigami Eyes!
So now, honey, tell me his name?
If I maim him anymore this beast will be tame.

 

[Lapidoth]

I appreciate the love without the envy.
Heard 'em talking down but we're drowned out in the henny.
Travelling to your city just to show them that we're running things
Drink until my stomach pains make me wanna change
I'm not gonna wait I'm straight with nothing to lose
So if I ain't putting in work; there's really nothing to do
So I laugh at em turn my back and they ain't smiling
Bad habits come from old ninjas that act childish
Fighting? B^tch that's one thing I can't stand
Mist on my headband but you know I aint a fan of sh^t
Have their fans looking sad in the back
The truth hurts when it's all in the facts.

 

[NaruAwesome]

Lol

Listen hard retard you don't want me to go hard
I walk for a touchdown 10 times 10 yards
Or skip to the paint with no feint and just lay it up
Moonwalk to homebase in yo face I'm staying up
Not sleeping literal but sleeping on you figural
Oops I said figural when I meant to say figurative
You like my raps cuz my raps are oh so alliterative.
No need to read too into to it pretend you too illiterate
I rap long I rap much
Too long or too much
Na-na-natural high
No weed no dutch
I can rap bout such and such
Effort? Not much
Plus I'm lit up hot like
oven stoves turnt up
I'm burnt up
You popsicle
I'm 50 cents
You just nickel
Just means I'm 10 times better
Hotter then July
Plus walking in a sweater
I dont sweat ya I pity
I light it up like cities
Aim the barrel to ya kidneys
Let them bullets fly like pidgeys

All the pokemon trainers are gunna get the last verse...

let them fly like pidgey
let them flow like staraptor
my flow is getting better
while my ryhmes are getting faster
let heat it up like charizard
cool it down like squirtle
take it easily like bulbasaur
mentally , you're slower than a turtle
takes time for u to think
a retard like magickarp
call me diedara
my raps,boom, work of art
you say that you're 50 cent
10 nickels or 5 dimes
damn bro, are u getting worse
cause ya ass can't ryhme

 

[NaruAwesome]

[video=youtube;pwwt2XGbYXU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwwt2XGbYXU[/video]

Walks in with a hoodie. Slowly, he pulls it off, revealing his face.

Hey you.. Jackass... I thought you got the news...
Kira is back... bringing in the booze.
I may have been gone, sure, it's true;
But see how my rhymes will bust YOU...
Magic? Dude, all you got is drugs and blame...
While I got freaking gunpowder and methane...
Bustin' rhymes? I don't even think...
My rhymes will whop your ass before you even blink...
NaruAwesome? More like roadkill possum...
I run you over with my truck then put some Marmite on ya...
At least that tastes better than your rhymes...
How you even let out that poison without fucking dying?
I'll hit you with an MC Hammer
Then I'll go to your house and bang your sister...
You not a believer? Guess you just screwed over your first five seasons!
You can't even get back your gay porn partner!
Don't Show Yo' Face
Don't Say Yo Name.
Or in forty seconds, We'll be findin' ya dead.
You can't even beat an old toad in a rap battle.
I found this book, and had to accept the overwhelming reality;
That with a stroke of a pen, I can bring about fatality.
I kill criminals and everyone who gets in the way;
I'm a deity, a God. The New Way!

I am... JUSTICE!!

so you're kira
i heard so much about u
you're gay as hell right
we all could do without u
u talk a good game
but nothing to follow up
got writers block bro
whats wrong u stuck
well i am too
stuck up in ya girl
banging that all night
that *** tape is going around the world
going around the nation
you're older than dirt bitch
like a play station
not even a 2 or 3
taking notes on ma skills
trying to be me
but keep on posting
while i keep on getting better
i'm killing off these niggas
call me the be-heada

 

[10023213]

maybe it's just me but some of the raps don't make any sense????

 

[Punk Hazard]

Look how hard you strive
but you wont leave this alive
Cuz im leader of this tribe
I make em vibe
You make em close their eyes
Leaving em to doze
You never got chose
You tattered like a hobo's clothes
Fake like Michael's nose
You at the bottom like toes
i bring the heat like Ace
Set fire to place
Kaboom!
You just fragile like a balloon
I bend you like a spoon
Me, boy, I'm platinum
These guys are nuts, I'm cracking em
Nuts, yeah you gotta be
To even try to step to me
I spit my way to victory
You spit your shit
but your tricks get kicked
Copy and paste...
Says the guy whos raps are a waste
When Slade raps on the forum
They all cheer for him
You make no noise
Trying to f*ck with the big boys
Lil nigga go play with your toys
Girl this, girl that
You some shit, thats not rap
Nothing but piss, you're crap
Im like Simba, the next king
You nothing but Scars, get outta my ring
Call me the Champ, not Cena though
In love with your mom, yeah she a pro

 

[SSW Imp]

Get ready to rap
Its day number 2
Playing these niggas like a ****in kazoo
You say your beast, then get back to the zoo
Do you mom once and shes blowin me too
Who's next up at bat
Roy Haliday at pitcher
No explination for that

 

[NaruAwesome]

"My rhymes are unique"
No, your rhymes are weak
Your rhymes are borrowed
Meaningless, hollowed
They got no substance
I eat you up, scrumptious
While I'm going wild, rambunctious
You nothing but a clown
You ain't funny though
I got more skill than you'll ever know

hey rikerslade
u still tryin to spit
when i been defeat u
u were bad, i gotta admit
using words like clowns and frown
wtf is that shit
get a ryhming dictionary
u gotta get better bitch
ma raps are hallow
yeah cause its filled with glory
give me that pen and paper
let me end this story
i win at the end
theres nothing else
give me ma crown nigga
kiddo, who's wearing the belt
i remain champion
go back to pre-k
you're breaking down into tears
cause nigga you're ma prey

 

[NaruAwesome]

maybe it's just me but some of the raps don't make any sense????

which ones

 

[NaruAwesome]

i'll won't be here for the next 8 hours. when i'm back i'll make the vote post (poll)
you guys can relax now, cause i was killing the most