September Rap Battle- Bring it!!!

[willie0828]

I will stretch your arms long like Dhalsim,
We'll shoot you out with the group of Muslims,
This word of rap is my mechanism,
All your words are plagiarism,
(Come on)
You know you cannot beat me,
Ask Carl Jae Repsen to call your baby,
I'll kick your ass while you dancin teach me how to doggie,
(Alright)
Your face is like a frog,
I bringin down this thug,
I can assure you no one Hinata and Naruto will be in loved.
(With each other)
Yeah, so whattabout now?
Basic rap you dunno how
All the creation in this world will end now.
With Madara and Obito you will be dead now.
(Yo!)

 

[The Scion of Hentai]

i dont get u son
it makes no sense to me
u started off well but ended weirdly
u just dissed ur own self
u dont even need me
this got me exasperated
i thought this was a battle
not a Confession Table
go get yourself some self-esteem
otherwise u wont even come close to me

peace

Words so harsh, they've shown me the error of my ways,
And so from now on I'll rap till the end of all days,
So there's no need to swear cuz my rhythm is on track,
But while I've been fixed you're still way out of wack,

You end sentences with 'me', that's just poor rhyming bro,
That ain't poetry, it's a train-wreck disaster for sure, yo,
You gotta enunciate the words, gotta spell 'em like gold,
There's no skill in your rhymes, your words have no hold,

I've forgotten your name bro, your rhymes will be lost as well,
This game is sadly over, it's time to ring the end bell,
School's now out of session so just sit back and observe,
You need some medical attention cuz you just got served....

I wanted to rap about pie but I felt like replying to that lol, I'm gonna rap about pie next, for sure! Or maybe cookies....hmmm..... decisions, decisions....

 

[The Scion of Hentai]

The Lord of Pie is here, let his words be heard around,
He represents a feeling that many would call profound,
A circular treat so delectable it raised a nation high,
The greatest creation made by man, oh yes, it's Lord Pie!

Red, small and square, it comes in every shape and size,
I say there's nothing better, and that's no bloody lie,
Cookies and biscuits, nothing even comes remotely close,
To matching a taste so great, that I so proudly boast,

A mountain of rich flavor, that melts like butter cream,
Something that should be represented by its own sports team,
But people still deny the truth that nothing matches pie,
Yes, its a simple fact and yet people still deny,

Well, life is full of challenges, but pie overcomes all,
And I so proudly state, I am Lord Pie's humble thrall,
Let me end this statement with one more truthful rhyme,
When compared to Lord Pie, everything else tastes like slime,

 

[Punk Hazard]

Second hottest thread. Not too bad.

 

[Punk Hazard]

Lord of Pie, that's why you get eaten
You're not prepared for the meeting
of NB's best
We'll lay your ass down to rest
In a lyrical barrage
Leave you spitting nonsense like Nicki Minaj

 

[NaruAwesome]

i wish i had joined this earlier.. i was told this was gunna happen too but i forgot all about it getting caught up in work and all.... smh

i just got off of work but imma bout to work on these noobs
so i guess you can call it overtime
matter fact call it volunteer work
cuz i do this free of charge all the time
tell me why it feels like i went through 8 pages of garbage?
it seems like all ya suffering from retarded
i mean retardation
like that one dude who rapped about masterbation
only ones im proud of is LDude and Riker
you can bet money that they got my votes
i am ashamed of Naruawesome
how you post a rhyme you already wrote?
"lightning blade Kakashi
call my gang akasuki?"
Nigga what?
didnt i destroy that rhyme the last time
in ya last thread when i kicked ya butt?
dont come here posting recycled flows
i will embarass you you already know
posting ya past ryhmes is only a waste
do i have to make another "copy and paste"?
NvG and the "V" is for Victory
that only means the rest of ya aint seeing me
if i aint name ya name that means ya not worth calling
too high on the podium its September but a nigga aint falling
im too hot even though we reaching autumn
my drive to win is on auto
ya manual dip shits are fcking up the clutch
ya reading this rap like "he's writing too much!"
im laughing at ya making such a fuss
its too easy where the hells LBeezy
i do it too smooth ya niggas do it too greasy...

i posted it so he could respond, i went to bed after that bro, tired as hell

but u seem to want a piece of this
why, i can't blame u
trying to go all wild
thinkin the king can't tame u
i won this round
and the next 12 at that
now sit down , be patient
as your majesty counts his racks
damn bro, ya raps
looking kinda lengthy
didn't know we were writing books
bet u on page 50
i only copied and pasted
cause that kid begged for ma raps
got niggas on their knees
u got no game that u flap
flap flap flap flap flap
is all u do
map map map
still watching dora, u how old dude
get out ma face
do simba and don't return
ma lyrics is so hot
that even usher let it burn

 

[NaruAwesome]

Lord of Pie, that's why you get eaten
You're not prepared for the meeting
of NB's best
We'll lay your ass down to rest
In a lyrical barrage
Leave you spitting nonsense like Nicki Minaj

i had enough sleep
now i'm ready to battle
i was riding ya girl last night
like a horse with a saddle

 

[Punk Hazard]

You're stuck on repeat
You got no feats
You're putting up a bravado
Trying to act macho
You get chewed like a nacho
You the best? It's not so
my raps hit like a pistol
Blow this up like a missile
I slice you up like a samurai
You're just a bama, guy

 

[NaruAwesome]

You're stuck on repeat
You got no feats
You're putting up a bravado
Trying to act macho
You get chewed like a nacho
You the best? It's not so
my raps hit like a pistol
Blow this up like a missile
I slice you up like a samurai
You're just a bama, guy

so i see you got me vm
so you're back for pain
got ya ass running yesterday
like water down a drain
blowing shit up with missiles
i used nukes and bombs
call be dooms day
got ya lives in ma palm
enough with the competition
no one can compare
ya lyrics makes sense this time
damn thats rare

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

It's the return Scion of Hentai aka the Lord of Pies
This guy always haves me laughing to the point where I cry
How does he rap so well by just rapping about pie?
It's not hard to tell he's a genius true story no lie

He's the only few dudes in here who ill actually give credit
If he were more serious these other rappers would need medics
He's a delight to see rapping while the others are just headaches
Honestly after me he's the best yea boy I said it

Lol ok ill admit maybe I give him too much props
Personally I hate the mods they're like dirty cops
I know that was off topic so ill let the subject drop
This flow is so contagious I don't think I can stop

An imitation of Scion yea I copied his style
If I could eat pies I'd have them all in a pile
Maybe I'd have then lined up from mile to mile
I wouldn't share a slice so it'd take me awhile

Who am I kidding I couldn't pull such a feat
In a pie eating contest Scion has me beat
Besides I'm not that all into sweets
To be honest I'd prefer cookies since they're my favorite treats

Pies are too big while cookies are small
Give me a pack of Oreos and I would eat them all
Stack a bunch of chocolate chips so high and so tall
Catch each cookie with my mouth if the stack were to fall

Pause.........

Cookies are my favorite this is true
Id eat them all day till my face turned blue
Peanut butter, raisins, snickery doo
Double chocolate, mint and sugary too

I'm like the Cookie monster except I eat cookies not carrots
"Cookies cookies cookies" I know I sound like a parrot
But cookies are best eaten when soft like silk
Times that by 100 with a glass of milk

Lol ok I'm done... That flow was harder then it looked haha

 

[ITACHIUCHIA101]

I'm hyped and i'm ready
I'm rhyming hard but steady
you can come at me
but there won't be much left
I'm stealin you with this flow
but you don't call it theft
i'm gonna blow your mind like itachi's truth
and the only action you get is in a kissing booth
you think your'e good,your'e not even worth it
all your rhyme suck it's like the word everybody's heard it
waiting for this poll, i might not get recognized
but your time is over your'e lookin at itachi's new eyes

 

[NaruAwesome]

It's the return Scion of Hentai aka the Lord of Pies
This guy always haves me laughing to the point where I cry
How does he rap so well by just rapping about pie?
It's not hard to tell he's a genius true story no lie

He's the only few dudes in here who ill actually give credit
If he were more serious these other rappers would need medics
He's a delight to see rapping while the others are just headaches
Honestly after me he's the best yea boy I said it

Lol ok ill admit maybe I give him too much props
Personally I hate the mods theyre like dirty cops
I know that was off topic so ill let the subject drop
This flow is so contagious I don't think I can stop

An imitation of Scion yea I copied his style
If I could eat pies I'd have them all in a pile
Maybe I'd have then lined up from mile to mile
I wouldn't share a slice so it'd take me awhile

Who am I kidding I couldnt pull such a feat
In a pie eating contest Scion has me beat
Besides I'm not that all into sweets
To be honest I'd prefer cookies since they're my favorite treats

Pies are too big while cookies are small
Give me a pack of Oreos and I would eat them all
Stack a bunch of chocolate chips so high and so tall
Catch each cookie with my mouth if the stack were to fall

Pause.........

Cookies are my favorite this is true
Id eat them all day till my face turned blue
Peanut butter, raisins, snickery doo
Double chocolate, mint and sugary too

I'm like the Cookie monster except I eat cookies not carrot
"Cookies cookies cookies" I know I sound like a parrot
But cookies are best eaten when soft like silk
Times that by 100 with a glass of milk

Lol ok I'm done... That flow was harder then it looked haha

shit man damn, going hard in the paint
go respond to ma other rap, go back to bed if u can't

 

[Punk Hazard]

Them lines been used
Come on dude
Is that all you got to offer
Then your gonna lose
Better rhymes to choose
And you pick the rejects
You need to eject
Yourself from this battle
Cuz you just cattle
Im like a whole wolf pack
When i rap
You just a snack
You better get back
The skills you lack
To rip the track
Someone told you were the best?
You must be tripping
To believe that fiction
Me i bring the heat like friction

 

[NaruAwesome]

Them lines been used
Come on dude
Is that all you got to offer
Then your gonna lose
Better rhymes to choose
And you pick the rejects
You need to eject
Yourself from this battle
Cuz you just cattle
Im like a whole wolf pack
When i rap
You just a snack
You better get back
The skills you lack
To rip the track
Someone told you were the best?
You must be tripping
To believe that fiction
Me i bring the heat like friction

nigga ma ryhmes are unique
i'm slaying ya'll newbies
ya'll trying me ma friends now
wishing that u knew me
ma flow is cold
bringing the heat to the game
no matter what ya'll do
naruawesome got the fame
the heat itself
is giving me a fever
got ya ass on a leash
like a golden retriever
u believe in magic
well, i'm not a believa
i got swagg in ma stride
while ya ass a fuking diva


can u guess where the last lines were from

 

[10023213]

nigga ma ryhmes are unique
i'm slaying ya'll newbies
ya'll trying me ma friends now
wishing that u knew me
ma flow is cold
bringing the heat to the game
no matter what ya'll do
naruawesome got the fame
the heat itself
is giving me a fever
got ya ass on a leash
like a golden retriever
u believe in magic
well, i'm not a believa
i got swagg in ma stride
while ya ass a fuking diva

lol i see what you did there

 

[NaruAwesome]

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lol i see what you did there

 

[SSW Imp]

nigga ma ryhmes are unique
i'm slaying ya'll newbies
ya'll trying me ma friends now
wishing that u knew me
ma flow is cold
bringing the heat to the game
no matter what ya'll do
naruawesome got the fame
the heat itself
is giving me a fever
got ya ass on a leash
like a golden retriever
u believe in magic
well, i'm not a believa
i got swagg in ma stride
while ya ass a fuking diva

 

[NaruAwesome]

wtf bro, you actually did that, everyone knows where its from. pointless

 

[Vegeta]

'Someone remembered, But one is chosen'
reading these rhymes feels like my brain is frozen
using words like 'nigga' yo ass is posin'
I couldn't find your rhythm, y'all have me dozin'


....yeah

 

[Punk Hazard]

"My rhymes are unique"
No, your rhymes are weak
Your rhymes are borrowed
Meaningless, hollowed
They got no substance
I eat you up, scrumptious
While I'm going wild, rambunctious
You nothing but a clown
You ain't funny though
I got more skill than you'll ever know