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Part two of Adventures of Jiraiya. , Will this chapter consist of ACTION or Jiraiya old PERVY WAYS?!, It could be both who knows! This Weeks sequel will now unfold.
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Jiraiya had eventually caught Hishi, and gave him what was coming to him, a large swollen bump on his head for the horrific prank he had pulled on the pervy sage! They now sat down in a nearby Café as Jiraiya had to cool down to get that image out of his head while Hishi sat there groaning mildly rubbing his head.
Hishi: Owwie... It still hurts you cranky old ossan (he pouted)
Jiraiya: Watch your tongue your little brat! (he shivered a bit still remembering the mole infested, fat saggy women who relaxed in the hot spring) I-i can still see it.
Hishi: Heheh its effective isn’t it pervy ossan, it wasn’t just you who suffered my ultimate blinding technique ya know
Jiraiya: And that’s supposed to make me feel better kid? (he laughed) well I got to give it to you that would scare any man no matter how durable you are to those type of sites.
Hishi: you should see my similar techniques they are awes-
Jiraiya: (he interrupted waving his hands in front of himself shaking his head) No No I’m quite fine Hishi, that’s more than I can take at the moment. No lets get back down to business, you know where I can find some babes don’t you? Or is your nickname all a lie (he teased Hishi to get him to leak his info)
Hishi: Of course I know a place! The best place around here as a matter of fact (crossed his arms and snickered looking smug) I don’t know if the likes of you are ready for the site of true women
Jiraiya: You would be surprised at how much I can handle kid, why do you think I’ve got the nickname “Pervy Sage” you obviously haven’t read my books have you?
Hishi: Ok ok, no need to rub it in ossan! * he leaned his torso across the table smirking starting to whisper* There is a hotel around here which offers super relaxing services from the most attractive women yet! This time it’s no joke
Jiraiya: A hotel huh? I never saw a hotel around when I was looking for entertainment, is it a secret hotel or something?
Hishi: How can you miss it? It the biggest building around here
Jiraiya: You mean the casino (his jaw dropped a bit and he gasped) it’s also a hotel!?
Hishi: Heheh newbie’s are so hilarious, yes it’s a casino but be warned there ar-... Ossan? (he looked around, only to see a smoke outline of jiraiyas’ body opposite him) HE DISSAPEARED!
Jiraiya: HOT CHICKS HERE I COME!!! (he ran like the wind leaving a dust trail behind him)
Hishi: W-WAIT PERVY OSSAN!! (he ran behind him)
Jiraiya gets to the entry gates only to see thugs surrounding the Guards on the floor holding 6 beautiful slender women
hostage. They wore, a purple kimono with rouge lipstick alongside their hair done up in a bun. However they were trembling in fear afraid of what the violent perverts will do the guards and themselves
Jiraiya: Whats this we have here, 10 bullies beating the snot out of guards AND... you’re holding these beautiful babes against their will!? What in the Sages name do you think your doing. (Jiraiya now had a serious contorted face, clicking his knuckles)
Ruffian 1 : You got a problem old hag!?you just stay out of our business and maybe...just maybe you won’t end up like these twerps on the floor
Jiraiya: (he jumped up in the air clicking his sage sandals together and clapping his hand together, then lands back on the ground striking his pose) What if I was to beat the living light out of you instead huh?
Ruffian Alpha: As the leaders of this batch I wont have the likes of you talk to my men like that ( the man wore a long black coat, with a long scare across his cheek in shape of a “X” with sharp looking eyes) They call me Kifune the great, this will be the last name that you hear.
Jiraiya: (he took a deep breath forming a fairly big ball of blue chakra in his hand. It made a mildly screeching sound as Jiraiya glared at The Alpha ruffian, Kifune) This big ball of chakra is called the rasengan, if you don’t find yourself freeing those women and helping those guards you will find this lodge right in your gut.. (his hair covered his eyes as he was now disturbed)
Kifune: W-why is it so big! ... Suiton: water bullet! (He had fired moderately big barrage of water bullets at Jiraiya) take that!
Jiraiya: (he had leaped high in the air sighing to himself holding his arm in the air) RASENGAN! (he had now charged down at Kifune, crashing on top of him creating a huge gust of wind)
Kifune: (he had done a substitution jutsu barely escaping the jutsu) if that had hit me I would probably be unconscious!
All the towns people had now been watching the fight that was going on, as they caused quite a ruckus. Hishi had finally caught up as he huffed as he gasped as he had caught a glimpse of jiraiyas’ rasengan
Hishi: W-wow, pervy ossan actually... HEY OSSAN!!! That’s the Eirina rouge ninja! (Eirina meaning sharp edged) they go around doing this kind of thing are you sure you’re going to be alright!??
Jiraiya: One thing you should know about me Hishi is that this guy is small fry but he has really ticked me off... (He had stomped his feet onto the ground twirling his hair wildly making it extend as it swung towards Kifune. It swiped him off the ground and then as the hair flicked upward, it slammed straight into the ground crushing Kifune)
Everyone gasped in amazement cheering for Jiraiya, yelling in happiness at Jiraiya. As for the Eirina ninja all of them were astounded at the sudden defeat of their master backing away from Jiraiya slowly
All Eirina: H-he took out Kifune-sama! N-no way
Jiraiya: I don’t want any of you coming back here again or I won’t hesitate to destroy you all.
They ran away pushing and showing each other to get away
Hishi: Ossan you actually defeated them!! Just how strong are you?
Jiraiya: (Jiraiya turned around to the public having a huge grin on his face, folding his arms together) I’m a sanin no way will I struggle on ninja whose level is quite frankly not even high chunin
Hishi: YOU’RE A SANIN!!! I’ve heard stories about you from my grand father. You were the student of the 3rd hokage wasn’t you, the God of shinobi
Jiraiya: That’s me!
Hishi: All that power and you got knocked out by old obese women HAHAHA
Jiraiya: ( he had that same glare in his eyes when he got tricked) THATS NOT EVEN A JUTSU!!! BAKA I-ITS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT (baka meaning idiot)
Hishi: Hey! Look over there Ossan! (he pointed behind Jiraiya)
Jiraiya: Hm? (he looked back expecting to find more of those ninja) they come back for more
Hishi: (he had used a rookie transformation jutsu to turn into one of the huge obese Fuga sister creeping up on Jiraiya)
Jiraiya: no ones here, what am I supposed to be looking at? (he turned around causing his face to be planted inside the squishy fat tummy of Hishi in disguise as the Fuga sister. Jiraiya looked up slowly to see a hideous face gazing down at him) W-WHAT!!!! N-N-NOOOOOO!!!
Hishi: I’ve been looking for you!
Jiraiya: (he ran like the wind searching for Hishi) YOU LITTLE BRAT WHERE ARE YOU! TELL THEM TO STOP WAAAAA!!
Hishi: (before Jiraiya could go too far Hishi ran after him mimicking the Fuga sisters deadliest move) BELLY FLOP NO JUTSU!
Jiraiya: (jiraiyas’ turned back as he was about to run as fast as he could until his face went surprised as his body couldn’t move from the flabby site) Nani!!!!! (Nani=what)
Hishi: (he smashed onto Jiraiya pinning him to the ground as stars and toads spun around jiraiyas' head as he was dizzy from the impact) w-worst nightmare come true (he cries as his body was covered with warm disgusting fat) Hey i beat a sanin!!
Jiraiya: w-wait is that you Hishi!?
Hishi: O-of course not me!!
Jiriaya: I caught you out (threw hishi off him with shivers down his spine then he flicked Hishis head lightly to get him out of the Transformation, however he closed his eyes as he flicked him) you got 5 seconds to run!!!
Hishi: WAAAAAAA! HELP ME!!!!!
Villager 1: (just coming out of the shop) do you know what hes done now *sigh*
Vilager 2 : probably went around the village disguised as one of the Fuga sisters, it would explain why everyone is all plain white like that
Jiriaya: IM GUNA CATCH YOU LITTLE RUNT!! THAT SUBSTITUTION SCARED THE LIFE OUTA ME!!
Villager 2: Wow, im on fire today
[video=youtube;HIe3IDCWdpc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIe3IDCWdpc[/video]
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Next time we will see If jiraiya gets to be pampered by the beautiful ladies of the casino and we will definately see Hishi being trained by Jiraiya. For what reason you ask? well stay tuned to find out!
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Sensation: Adventures Of J Man
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Jiraiya had eventually caught Hishi, and gave him what was coming to him, a large swollen bump on his head for the horrific prank he had pulled on the pervy sage! They now sat down in a nearby Café as Jiraiya had to cool down to get that image out of his head while Hishi sat there groaning mildly rubbing his head.
Hishi: Owwie... It still hurts you cranky old ossan (he pouted)
Jiraiya: Watch your tongue your little brat! (he shivered a bit still remembering the mole infested, fat saggy women who relaxed in the hot spring) I-i can still see it.
Hishi: Heheh its effective isn’t it pervy ossan, it wasn’t just you who suffered my ultimate blinding technique ya know
Jiraiya: And that’s supposed to make me feel better kid? (he laughed) well I got to give it to you that would scare any man no matter how durable you are to those type of sites.
Hishi: you should see my similar techniques they are awes-
Jiraiya: (he interrupted waving his hands in front of himself shaking his head) No No I’m quite fine Hishi, that’s more than I can take at the moment. No lets get back down to business, you know where I can find some babes don’t you? Or is your nickname all a lie (he teased Hishi to get him to leak his info)
Hishi: Of course I know a place! The best place around here as a matter of fact (crossed his arms and snickered looking smug) I don’t know if the likes of you are ready for the site of true women
Jiraiya: You would be surprised at how much I can handle kid, why do you think I’ve got the nickname “Pervy Sage” you obviously haven’t read my books have you?
Hishi: Ok ok, no need to rub it in ossan! * he leaned his torso across the table smirking starting to whisper* There is a hotel around here which offers super relaxing services from the most attractive women yet! This time it’s no joke
Jiraiya: A hotel huh? I never saw a hotel around when I was looking for entertainment, is it a secret hotel or something?
Hishi: How can you miss it? It the biggest building around here
Jiraiya: You mean the casino (his jaw dropped a bit and he gasped) it’s also a hotel!?
Hishi: Heheh newbie’s are so hilarious, yes it’s a casino but be warned there ar-... Ossan? (he looked around, only to see a smoke outline of jiraiyas’ body opposite him) HE DISSAPEARED!
Jiraiya: HOT CHICKS HERE I COME!!! (he ran like the wind leaving a dust trail behind him)
Hishi: W-WAIT PERVY OSSAN!! (he ran behind him)
Jiraiya gets to the entry gates only to see thugs surrounding the Guards on the floor holding 6 beautiful slender women
hostage. They wore, a purple kimono with rouge lipstick alongside their hair done up in a bun. However they were trembling in fear afraid of what the violent perverts will do the guards and themselves
Jiraiya: Whats this we have here, 10 bullies beating the snot out of guards AND... you’re holding these beautiful babes against their will!? What in the Sages name do you think your doing. (Jiraiya now had a serious contorted face, clicking his knuckles)
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Ruffian 1 : You got a problem old hag!?you just stay out of our business and maybe...just maybe you won’t end up like these twerps on the floor
Jiraiya: (he jumped up in the air clicking his sage sandals together and clapping his hand together, then lands back on the ground striking his pose) What if I was to beat the living light out of you instead huh?
Ruffian Alpha: As the leaders of this batch I wont have the likes of you talk to my men like that ( the man wore a long black coat, with a long scare across his cheek in shape of a “X” with sharp looking eyes) They call me Kifune the great, this will be the last name that you hear.
Jiraiya: (he took a deep breath forming a fairly big ball of blue chakra in his hand. It made a mildly screeching sound as Jiraiya glared at The Alpha ruffian, Kifune) This big ball of chakra is called the rasengan, if you don’t find yourself freeing those women and helping those guards you will find this lodge right in your gut.. (his hair covered his eyes as he was now disturbed)
Kifune: W-why is it so big! ... Suiton: water bullet! (He had fired moderately big barrage of water bullets at Jiraiya) take that!
Jiraiya: (he had leaped high in the air sighing to himself holding his arm in the air) RASENGAN! (he had now charged down at Kifune, crashing on top of him creating a huge gust of wind)
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Kifune: (he had done a substitution jutsu barely escaping the jutsu) if that had hit me I would probably be unconscious!
All the towns people had now been watching the fight that was going on, as they caused quite a ruckus. Hishi had finally caught up as he huffed as he gasped as he had caught a glimpse of jiraiyas’ rasengan
Hishi: W-wow, pervy ossan actually... HEY OSSAN!!! That’s the Eirina rouge ninja! (Eirina meaning sharp edged) they go around doing this kind of thing are you sure you’re going to be alright!??
Jiraiya: One thing you should know about me Hishi is that this guy is small fry but he has really ticked me off... (He had stomped his feet onto the ground twirling his hair wildly making it extend as it swung towards Kifune. It swiped him off the ground and then as the hair flicked upward, it slammed straight into the ground crushing Kifune)
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Everyone gasped in amazement cheering for Jiraiya, yelling in happiness at Jiraiya. As for the Eirina ninja all of them were astounded at the sudden defeat of their master backing away from Jiraiya slowly
All Eirina: H-he took out Kifune-sama! N-no way
Jiraiya: I don’t want any of you coming back here again or I won’t hesitate to destroy you all.
They ran away pushing and showing each other to get away
Hishi: Ossan you actually defeated them!! Just how strong are you?
Jiraiya: (Jiraiya turned around to the public having a huge grin on his face, folding his arms together) I’m a sanin no way will I struggle on ninja whose level is quite frankly not even high chunin
Hishi: YOU’RE A SANIN!!! I’ve heard stories about you from my grand father. You were the student of the 3rd hokage wasn’t you, the God of shinobi
Jiraiya: That’s me!
Hishi: All that power and you got knocked out by old obese women HAHAHA
Jiraiya: ( he had that same glare in his eyes when he got tricked) THATS NOT EVEN A JUTSU!!! BAKA I-ITS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT (baka meaning idiot)
Hishi: Hey! Look over there Ossan! (he pointed behind Jiraiya)
Jiraiya: Hm? (he looked back expecting to find more of those ninja) they come back for more
Hishi: (he had used a rookie transformation jutsu to turn into one of the huge obese Fuga sister creeping up on Jiraiya)
Jiraiya: no ones here, what am I supposed to be looking at? (he turned around causing his face to be planted inside the squishy fat tummy of Hishi in disguise as the Fuga sister. Jiraiya looked up slowly to see a hideous face gazing down at him) W-WHAT!!!! N-N-NOOOOOO!!!
Hishi: I’ve been looking for you!
Jiraiya: (he ran like the wind searching for Hishi) YOU LITTLE BRAT WHERE ARE YOU! TELL THEM TO STOP WAAAAA!!
Hishi: (before Jiraiya could go too far Hishi ran after him mimicking the Fuga sisters deadliest move) BELLY FLOP NO JUTSU!
Jiraiya: (jiraiyas’ turned back as he was about to run as fast as he could until his face went surprised as his body couldn’t move from the flabby site) Nani!!!!! (Nani=what)
Hishi: (he smashed onto Jiraiya pinning him to the ground as stars and toads spun around jiraiyas' head as he was dizzy from the impact) w-worst nightmare come true (he cries as his body was covered with warm disgusting fat) Hey i beat a sanin!!
Jiraiya: w-wait is that you Hishi!?
Hishi: O-of course not me!!
Jiriaya: I caught you out (threw hishi off him with shivers down his spine then he flicked Hishis head lightly to get him out of the Transformation, however he closed his eyes as he flicked him) you got 5 seconds to run!!!
Hishi: WAAAAAAA! HELP ME!!!!!
Villager 1: (just coming out of the shop) do you know what hes done now *sigh*
Vilager 2 : probably went around the village disguised as one of the Fuga sisters, it would explain why everyone is all plain white like that
Jiriaya: IM GUNA CATCH YOU LITTLE RUNT!! THAT SUBSTITUTION SCARED THE LIFE OUTA ME!!
Villager 2: Wow, im on fire today
[video=youtube;HIe3IDCWdpc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIe3IDCWdpc[/video]
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Next time we will see If jiraiya gets to be pampered by the beautiful ladies of the casino and we will definately see Hishi being trained by Jiraiya. For what reason you ask? well stay tuned to find out!
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