Sea Ninja's Cabin

[-Vendetta-]

$6.34... we killed the owners, took it, then i bought some lightbulbs.

 

[DJ Malik]

Ahh. Again the violent illegal acts.
*Shakes head*
I'm taking a nap you can join me if you like but please do not interrupt me!

 

[DJ Malik]

Oh and don't try anything. I am a very light sleeper.

 

[-Vendetta-]

Wouldnt dream of it. Im gonna go out get some candy from the store want any?

 

[DJ Malik]

Yeah bring me some Mike and Ikes the berry blast kind... i mean ZzzzZzzzzZZzzzz

 

[-Vendetta-]

All right.
*Summons Funk Cloud and goes to store*
*gets candy and berry blast thing and goes to cash register*
Cashier: That'll be $4.92 *hands cashier money and goes home*
Here's you go. *hands Itachi Mike and Ikes Berry Blast*

 

[DJ Malik]

*Wakes up as Gaara comes back into room*
Oh so you got them! Thnx
*Eats Candy*
I say it's time for a sexy party.

 

[-Vendetta-]

great idea! call every sexy woman,man,clown,squirrell you know!

 

[DJ Malik]

*Two hours later*
*Background music*
Tke it off, everybody take it off, there's a place i know if your looking for a sjow where they go hardcore...
Nice Party Gaara

 

[-Vendetta-]

Thanks
*yells to crowd* Bebidas gratis para todos! Free drinks for everyone!
There's a couple hot Latinas so I learned a lil Spanish

 

[DJ Malik]

Ah. Nice
*two hours later*
Woah i'm partied out
*Yells*
Hey everyone who doesn't live here GTFO

 

[-Vendetta-]

*laying on kitchen floor with lamp shade on head*
Whoa, wha... where the hell am I?

 

[DJ Malik]

*walks into Kirchen*
*sees gaara on kitchen floor naked*
WHy am i not surprised.....
Get up let's go to bed.

 

[-Vendetta-]

*mumbles* I am in bed...
*rolls on side and falls back asleep*

 

[DJ Malik]

*Contemplates*
I could pick him up and carry him to bed and be a good friend
Or
I could not touch his naked body and leave him here and not get an STD
*Picks him up*
Ugh Why must i be nice.

 

[-Vendetta-]

*yells in sleep* no mommy! i dont want to go to school!
zzz...zzz...zzz...

 

[DJ Malik]

Ugh. It's cold season. Now should i lie him naked in his bed or put on his clothes.
*Puts on clothes*
Why must i be so good natured.

 

[-Vendetta-]

*turns and puts hand on Itachi's face (while still asleep)*
*mumbles* Double cheeseburger no pickles please
*smiles awkwardly*

 

[DJ Malik]

*Shocked by sudden movement, grabs hand and yanks out of the bed*

 

[-Vendetta-]

*wakes up*
WHAT THE F**K IS HAPPENING!!!
*sees Itachi*
why am I on the floor?