Scorps teaches his sensei a thing or two
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*rises from the ground, sake bottle in hand*
Yes sir! Deal! *hic* Sounds good to me *stumbles and points forward slightly dizzy but is however, turned into the opposite direction talking to a tree*
O_< Youuuzzeee.... *hic* oh... *turns around* sorry...how embarrassing...*burp!*
Now, we shall start with lazy fist right?
As you know, Lazy fist is a very different type of hand to hand fighting skills. Unlike other taijutsu, Lazy Fist requires a great intellect and a strong mind coupled with a limp body. You need to be fast, flexible and unpredictable. Once we mastered that unique type of movement we step into its specific ability: on contact illusions.
So lets start sensei! Drink this *throws you a special sake bottle*. You need to become limp, flexible and a bit more imperdictable. Don't focus for now. Just let your body relax and get limp. Then we can start.
Yes sir! Deal! *hic* Sounds good to me *stumbles and points forward slightly dizzy but is however, turned into the opposite direction talking to a tree*
O_< Youuuzzeee.... *hic* oh... *turns around* sorry...how embarrassing...*burp!*
Now, we shall start with lazy fist right?
As you know, Lazy fist is a very different type of hand to hand fighting skills. Unlike other taijutsu, Lazy Fist requires a great intellect and a strong mind coupled with a limp body. You need to be fast, flexible and unpredictable. Once we mastered that unique type of movement we step into its specific ability: on contact illusions.
So lets start sensei! Drink this *throws you a special sake bottle*. You need to become limp, flexible and a bit more imperdictable. Don't focus for now. Just let your body relax and get limp. Then we can start.
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*uncorks* Begins to drink from the botttle
O_O
PSHHHHHHHHHHH *Spits out the liquid*
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WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PISS WATER IS THIS!!!
*hic! looks inside the bottle as he stumbles slightly to the side* sorry...i must have given you the goat piss bottle...sometimes i mess them up... *blurp!* try this one *gives you my own personal bottle labeled XXXXXXXXXX* but beware...take only one zip...or you'll end up naked in a beach in honolulu married to a native girl...or two... >::::<
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-_____- why would you even have that bottle?
*takes a gulp*
I have er high toblerants
*stumbles and drinks the rest of the bottle*
After 3 days Yamato and Scoprs find themselves in the kirogakure hptsprings with the mizukage.
Now I feel loose and relaxed
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! this is the life...Mizukage...you do know you've just invited alucard in the hot tub with us...(he's scary looking...O_O)....wait! Weren't we training somewhere? Well, this is a good place as any to start! *claps his hands and makes a small wooden platform from his palm that floats in the hot spring* Jump on!
Now, i want you to bend your knees slightly but keep one foot in front of the other. Put your weight into your forward leg and keep your hind leg relaxed. Relax shoulders and put your elbows next to your body. Bend your forearms and turn your fists inwards, clenching them. Take a deep breath and close your eyes. Feel the platform slightly move above the water. Notice how it constantly moves? Keep adjusting your stance in minor flowing twitches. Notice the flow. The only place in your whole body were tension can exist is in your fists. The rest must feel almost numb. Breathe...
*kicks the platform!!!* O__O
PS-> to better visualize the initial stance we'll be working on, look at the bigger drawing on this picture
Now, i want you to bend your knees slightly but keep one foot in front of the other. Put your weight into your forward leg and keep your hind leg relaxed. Relax shoulders and put your elbows next to your body. Bend your forearms and turn your fists inwards, clenching them. Take a deep breath and close your eyes. Feel the platform slightly move above the water. Notice how it constantly moves? Keep adjusting your stance in minor flowing twitches. Notice the flow. The only place in your whole body were tension can exist is in your fists. The rest must feel almost numb. Breathe...
*kicks the platform!!!* O__O
PS-> to better visualize the initial stance we'll be working on, look at the bigger drawing on this picture
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*Stands on the wooden platform and stands in the required form*
I struggle to stand upright, then as the platform is kicked out from under my feet slip forward and I land with one foor on the water and the opther out in front to keep balance while my upper body leands way back as I find a nice balanced position
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I think I need another drink. I fell off the platform -_-
"scary yamato não sabe nadar yo...."
Black company-Não Sabe Nadar
REFRÃO:
Bantú não sabe nadar yo
K.J.B. não sabe nadar yo
Madnigga não sabe nadar yo
Makkx não sabe nadar yei (2x)
I
No giato ponto de encontro
Chegei atrasado
O Marca está pintado
O Banbin está de lado
K.J.B. está zangado
Não há espiga
A festa é até ao fim do dia
BC de novo da estrada
À procura de pousada
Nas férias o pecado é ficar à noite em casa
Nós todos prometemos uma festa brindada
O meu melhor fato, sapatos a brilhar
As damas que não sabem o que vão encontrar
Quatro gajos muito dreds muito podres
Quantro gajos sem concretos sem temores
Nós só queremos é diversão
Queremos disbundar
Diana e Paparica que vai nos encontrar um som radical
Nos meu rádio japaiado
Ninguém, ninguém, ninguém, ninguém, ninguém está preocupado
É pura ilusão que Portugal é diferente
Os ratos mira dente têm um grand'ambiente
Os gajos no estranjeiro
Apanham no ar
Podemos rebentar, mas não nos peças para nadar, para nadar yoooo
REFRÃO:
Bantú não sabe nadar yo
K.J.B. não sabe nadar yo
Madnigga não sabe nadar yo
Makkx não sabe nadar yei (2x)
II
Tu marcas
Como te sentes
Um bocado atrufiado por ali, por ali
Tou disposto a disbundar
Tou disposto a rasgar
Tu que me conheces e sabes
Que não vou parar
Domingo na desbunda
Escola na segunda
Nãaaaaaaa
As férias estão aí
Simmmmm
É tempo de curtir
Mas não me faltam postos para partir para desbunda
Sexta, Sábado, Domingo e Segunda,
Se me quiseres encontrar
Vai à praia procurar
Mas na água não vou estar
Porque eu não sai nadar,
Porque eu não sei nadar.
REFRÃO:
Bantú não sabe nadar yo
K.J.B. não sabe nadar yo
Madnigga não sabe nadar yo
Makkx não sabe nadar yei (2x)
REFRÃO 2:
É sempre a dar
É sempre a dar
É sempre a dar yo
A desbundar
A desbundar
A desbundar yo
É a partir
É a partir
É a partir yo
Até cair
Até cair
Até cair yeeeiiiiii (2x)
III
Só nado, pilhado, vai cu afogado
Sou um rapper, sou um dred
Nunca uso risca ao lado
Na praia ou com o Costa
O som das damas a passar
As bundas a mexer
A temperatura a aumentar
Eu não aguento
Eu não aguento
Eu não aguento
Se mexes no meu copo de cerveja
Eu arrebento
Tu podes brincar com o que quiseres, eu não me emporto
Mexes com a minha dama e és um homem morto
É sempre a dar
É sempre a dar
É sempre a dar
Com o som do radio amófi não consegues mais parar
Lekapanekézon que isto está pronto arrebentar
Lekapanekézon que isto está pronto a istoirar
Depois de meses de espera
B.C. mantém a polvura
Estamos preparados para perder controlo
Se quiseres ouvir o som que intusiasma
Dj K.J.B. dá-lhe com a alma
Agora quero saber se estão a gostar
Se estão disposto a isso
Quero ver as mãos no ar yeeeeeeeeeeiiii
Mas nós não sabemos nadar
Mas nós sabemos rapar
REFRÃO:
Bantú não sabe nadar yo
K.J.B. não sabe nadar yo
Madnigga não sabe nadar yo
Makkx não sabe nadar yei (2x)
REFRÃO 2:
É sempre a dar
É sempre a dar
É sempre a dar yo
A desbundar
A desbundar
A desbundar yo
É a partir
É a partir
É a partir yo
Até cair
Até cair
Até cair yeeeiiiiii (2x)
IV
Geradi não sabe nadar
Boss AC não sabe nadar
Demóli não sabe nadar
Zona Dred não sabe nadar
Liders não sabe nadar
Kussondulola não sabe nadar
You Trek não sabe nadar
Da Weasel não sabe nadar
Não sabe nadar
REFRÃO:
Bantú não sabe nadar yo
K.J.B. não sabe nadar yo
Madnigga não sabe nadar yo
Makkx não sabe nadar yei (2x)
I
No giato ponto de encontro
Chegei atrasado
O Marca está pintado
O Banbin está de lado
K.J.B. está zangado
Não há espiga
A festa é até ao fim do dia
BC de novo da estrada
À procura de pousada
Nas férias o pecado é ficar à noite em casa
Nós todos prometemos uma festa brindada
O meu melhor fato, sapatos a brilhar
As damas que não sabem o que vão encontrar
Quatro gajos muito dreds muito podres
Quantro gajos sem concretos sem temores
Nós só queremos é diversão
Queremos disbundar
Diana e Paparica que vai nos encontrar um som radical
Nos meu rádio japaiado
Ninguém, ninguém, ninguém, ninguém, ninguém está preocupado
É pura ilusão que Portugal é diferente
Os ratos mira dente têm um grand'ambiente
Os gajos no estranjeiro
Apanham no ar
Podemos rebentar, mas não nos peças para nadar, para nadar yoooo
REFRÃO:
Bantú não sabe nadar yo
K.J.B. não sabe nadar yo
Madnigga não sabe nadar yo
Makkx não sabe nadar yei (2x)
II
Tu marcas
Como te sentes
Um bocado atrufiado por ali, por ali
Tou disposto a disbundar
Tou disposto a rasgar
Tu que me conheces e sabes
Que não vou parar
Domingo na desbunda
Escola na segunda
Nãaaaaaaa
As férias estão aí
Simmmmm
É tempo de curtir
Mas não me faltam postos para partir para desbunda
Sexta, Sábado, Domingo e Segunda,
Se me quiseres encontrar
Vai à praia procurar
Mas na água não vou estar
Porque eu não sai nadar,
Porque eu não sei nadar.
REFRÃO:
Bantú não sabe nadar yo
K.J.B. não sabe nadar yo
Madnigga não sabe nadar yo
Makkx não sabe nadar yei (2x)
REFRÃO 2:
É sempre a dar
É sempre a dar
É sempre a dar yo
A desbundar
A desbundar
A desbundar yo
É a partir
É a partir
É a partir yo
Até cair
Até cair
Até cair yeeeiiiiii (2x)
III
Só nado, pilhado, vai cu afogado
Sou um rapper, sou um dred
Nunca uso risca ao lado
Na praia ou com o Costa
O som das damas a passar
As bundas a mexer
A temperatura a aumentar
Eu não aguento
Eu não aguento
Eu não aguento
Se mexes no meu copo de cerveja
Eu arrebento
Tu podes brincar com o que quiseres, eu não me emporto
Mexes com a minha dama e és um homem morto
É sempre a dar
É sempre a dar
É sempre a dar
Com o som do radio amófi não consegues mais parar
Lekapanekézon que isto está pronto arrebentar
Lekapanekézon que isto está pronto a istoirar
Depois de meses de espera
B.C. mantém a polvura
Estamos preparados para perder controlo
Se quiseres ouvir o som que intusiasma
Dj K.J.B. dá-lhe com a alma
Agora quero saber se estão a gostar
Se estão disposto a isso
Quero ver as mãos no ar yeeeeeeeeeeiiii
Mas nós não sabemos nadar
Mas nós sabemos rapar
REFRÃO:
Bantú não sabe nadar yo
K.J.B. não sabe nadar yo
Madnigga não sabe nadar yo
Makkx não sabe nadar yei (2x)
REFRÃO 2:
É sempre a dar
É sempre a dar
É sempre a dar yo
A desbundar
A desbundar
A desbundar yo
É a partir
É a partir
É a partir yo
Até cair
Até cair
Até cair yeeeiiiiii (2x)
IV
Geradi não sabe nadar
Boss AC não sabe nadar
Demóli não sabe nadar
Zona Dred não sabe nadar
Liders não sabe nadar
Kussondulola não sabe nadar
You Trek não sabe nadar
Da Weasel não sabe nadar
Não sabe nadar
*gives you another drink*
You're almost there. Don't think so hard. Just flow and feel. Relax. That a deep breathe.
*As you stand upon the platform once again i rise from the water in a creep orochimaru-looking way with a few pebbles in hand*
Open your eyes...THINK FAST! O_O
*throws some pebbles at high speed, one directly towards your head, another at your left leg and another at your waist*
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*as the pebbels fly at me I spin my waist like a drunk hula girl. I lift my left leg up to avoid the pebble while simultenously moving my hips to the left and my head to the right.
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Disturbingly sexy O_O *burp*
Now that is how you move!!! Very good! You move with speed and with the special movement required to use this. Very good!
*throws you a sugar cube* here! >_>
Well, since we got the movement part right we'll pass to the second stage. This stage is actually a bit more difficult. As you know, Lazy Fist works by inducing on touch Genjutsu effects that add to impact of normal taijutsu. This is done by continuing to charge small amounts of chakra through your skin in a specific frequency and hitting your opponent in specific points in his anatomy. This gives birth to specific illusion effects that can vary from pain to numbness, burning feel, nausea, etc. *takes a zip into the sake bottle and makes two giant tall pillars of earth rise from the hot water beneath us, one for you to stand on and one for me*
When you hit your opponent, the special frequency of ..... *trips and falls down from the pillar splashing in the water* wth
*gets back up and jumps to the pillar* Dam that sake... Continuing with the boring stuff! ...your chakra disturbs his chakra flow, producing the genjutsu. Because of this, you need to master great chakra control. Because of your experience i won't go much into that and pass straight to achieving the correct frequency.
The frequency is somewhere in between that that is used to focus lightning chakra and that that is used to focus earth chakra. Tricky huh? ^^
*motivational music for drunks*
I want you to focus chakra in your hand and slowly start turning it into lightning but then, once you get that harsh, savage energy in your hand, i want you to try and turn it into earth, by making it dull and dense, actually pulling back a bit and controlling the flow.
Try it now! ^^
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I jump and catch the sugar cube in my mouth. I then Land and fluidly spin and crouch into an indian-style sit on the platform. I then slowly start to fall back and splash into the hot springs.
*gets up slowly witha stupid grin on my face*
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*wobbling as you speak*
after a long pause I ramble back in drunken words.
show its sorta like acurpuncterers?
*listens more* betweens lighting and ear*hic*th? *with overly scarcastic drunk tones* THAT"LL BE FUN -__-
*focuses lightning* and tries to slowly change the yin-yang ratio towards earth
*drunk rambling anger outbust* Damn you Xylon fer not finishin mah Ying-yang tanning!
*Lightnign forms andthen it slowly begins to soften then it dissipates into the air*
-____- I lost it!
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*thinking to self* Maybe i gave him... *hic* too little to drink...*sits in the pillar* Dam...this will take some time *sees you cursing at some random guy named sifon*
Heeeeyyyy!!! YOUSEEEEE!!!!!! I'm here!!! *reaches forwards but as i'm about to fall i make a pillar of earth come from the pillar to catch me as i lay down on it facing you in a smexy pose*
Ok...try again...don't think...it comes naturally. Look at me...Up here soldier! *hic* One more time!
*burps so loudly that the birds all around fly away in panic*
Opsyyyy! :ghehe:
Heeeeyyyy!!! YOUSEEEEE!!!!!! I'm here!!! *reaches forwards but as i'm about to fall i make a pillar of earth come from the pillar to catch me as i lay down on it facing you in a smexy pose*
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Ok...try again...don't think...it comes naturally. Look at me...Up here soldier! *hic* One more time!
*burps so loudly that the birds all around fly away in panic*
Opsyyyy! :ghehe:
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O__________O
*throws up a little after seeing the "smexy" pose* I tink that helped.
While standing one the floating platform I gather lightning chakra in my hand and then slowly begin to pull the sharpness back. The energy is there but in a much more raw color. I begin the shift the composition of chakra and the color showly fades from bright yellow to a dull flat yellow.
►►►►►
Excellent!!!! Thats the correct frequency. Its a bit difficult to maintain at first but then it becomes natural. Now, lets see what you can do with this.
*makes a clone*
Me: well hello there you sexy thing! Rawr!
Clone:
oh stop it...you aren't bad yourself *slaps my butt*Me: Oh you...
*we both look at you realizing you've been looking at us the whole time* :ghehe:
Well enough with the playful banter... Kill my sensei O_O!
*My clone jumps and charges at you using a drunken like movement almost seeming uncoordinated, dodging from left to right as he stumbles on his way a couple of times, making it difficult for you to predict his movement. As he approaches you, he prepares to slightly jab you in the left shoulder with his right fist and in the lower abdomen with his left fist*
PS-Defend against his simple attack and then counter attack. As you hit him, if you do it right, he will feel as if needles are piercing him in the points of impact. If you use too much chakra you'll actually slightly burn his skin and if you use too little he won't feel a thing.
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As the drunken clone, I call him Narcissus :3, stumbles towards me I take another sip of sake ina relaxed manner. I keep a lingering eye on him and as he punches I quickly turn to my right and lean back and downward so his right fist is above my back and his left fist is below my chest. I then channel the dull chakra from earlier (in my left hand) and slap the back of my drunken fist into his left bicep.Excellent!!!! Thats the correct frequency. Its a bit difficult to maintain at first but then it becomes natural. Now, lets see what you can do with this.
*makes a clone*
Me: well hello there you sexy thing! Rawr!
Clone:
Me: Oh you...
*we both look at you realizing you've been looking at us the whole time* :ghehe:
Well enough with the playful banter... Kill my sensei O_O!
*My clone jumps and charges at you using a drunken like movement almost seeming uncoordinated, dodging from left to right as he stumbles on his way a couple of times, making it difficult for you to predict his movement. As he approaches you, he prepares to slightly jab you in the left shoulder with his right fist and in the lower abdomen with his left fist*
PS-Defend against his simple attack and then counter attack. As you hit him, if you do it right, he will feel as if needles are piercing him in the points of impact. If you use too much chakra you'll actually slightly burn his skin and if you use too little he won't feel a thing.
*the clones screams in agony like a little girl*
Excellent!!! You have just learned you basic Lazy Fist stance!!!
Genkotsu Namakemono: Sono Odori no Namakemono Wan | Lazy Fist: The Dance of The Lazy One
Type: Attack/Defense
Rank: C-Rank
Range: Short
Chakra: 15
Damage: 30
Description:
The basic stance of Lazy Fist were the user takes a deep breathe and relaxes his muscles and articulations, acquiring a lose, light stance, concentrating his weight on his right leg (or left) and having his left leg (or right) slightly bent and retracted. His arms close to his torso, flexed and with his knuckles facing inwards (middle fingers slightly protruding). By assuming this stance the user immediately becomes slightly faster, more agile and flexible. This basic stance enables the user to throw up to 2 hits (fist jabs or kicks) in quick succession. Each hit gives the enemy the sensation of being hit with sharp, thin, deep needles in the place of impact as a result of the D-Rank genjutsu that each hit produces. This is, like any other Lazy Fist technique, caused by the disturbance produced in the chakra flow upon impact in that specific place.
Note: Requires Lazy Fist training
Note2: Can only be taught by Scorps
Note3: Requires Genjutsu mastery
Well, any questions regarding this so far Sensei? ^^
Excellent!!! You have just learned you basic Lazy Fist stance!!!
Genkotsu Namakemono: Sono Odori no Namakemono Wan | Lazy Fist: The Dance of The Lazy One
Type: Attack/Defense
Rank: C-Rank
Range: Short
Chakra: 15
Damage: 30
Description:
The basic stance of Lazy Fist were the user takes a deep breathe and relaxes his muscles and articulations, acquiring a lose, light stance, concentrating his weight on his right leg (or left) and having his left leg (or right) slightly bent and retracted. His arms close to his torso, flexed and with his knuckles facing inwards (middle fingers slightly protruding). By assuming this stance the user immediately becomes slightly faster, more agile and flexible. This basic stance enables the user to throw up to 2 hits (fist jabs or kicks) in quick succession. Each hit gives the enemy the sensation of being hit with sharp, thin, deep needles in the place of impact as a result of the D-Rank genjutsu that each hit produces. This is, like any other Lazy Fist technique, caused by the disturbance produced in the chakra flow upon impact in that specific place.
Note: Requires Lazy Fist training
Note2: Can only be taught by Scorps
Note3: Requires Genjutsu mastery
Well, any questions regarding this so far Sensei? ^^
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Yeah, one question. What effects does is have on the opponent other than feelinglike getting hit with needles? does it dirsupt a justu or does the effect make them slow down due to the pain? I guess thats 2 questions :3
As expected, i was wanting for these questions ^^
The genjutsu effect (the needle piecing feeling) is D-Rank. A needle piercing you isn't very painful unless it pierces you in specific spot in the body. The pain in this simple form varies with your accuracy, anatomy knowledge and your opponents resistance to pain.
For example, if you hit the upper left quadrant of the abdmonen (were the liver and spleen is) the pain will be very very high. If you hit a leg or arm, the pain will be lower.
Because if this, if you use this correctly and causing lots of pain, your enemy will be as affected by the pain as if he was in fact pierced with needles. If used repeatedly you can cause him to become more exhausted and unfocused, making him lose speed and reaction time. Also, the effects of this gen last like any other genjutsu: until released. Meaning that if you touch a leg and the user doesn't release the gen he'll have the feeling of having a needle stuck there.
As for disrupting jutsu, this form is to weak to do it. However, higher rank lazy fist moves may disrupt certain jutsu as we'll see further on.
Because this produces a D-Rank illusion however, you can use it with almost any other higher level genjutsu without fear of dispelling it. Imagine you use (Genjutsu: Kokuangyou Satsu) - Illusion Technique: Infinite Darkness and then, as you are already short range from the enemy, you pound him with this technique. The pain you'll be causing is an illusion thus it doesn't dispel the infinite darkness (only physical pain will cause chakra disturbance; illusionary pain exists because of chakra disturbance) and since the amount of chakra you use at each blow is very low, it doesn't dispel it either (however, using a lazy fist technique that causes lets say A-Rank genjutsu will dispel any B-Rank and below genjutsu the opponent may be feeling)
Pretty cool uh? ^^