Scetchie
Hello,i am back in the fanfiction business after a 1 month break.
Today i have for you chapter 3 of Scetchie,i hope you all like it,and again,nothing of this is meant to offend anyone,well maybe the last one :|
I just have a grudge against the last one.
Link to Chapter 1 :
Link to Chapter 2:
And BTW, Nipple Man = Kawagiri :|
AkiSora :Hello
Flaw :Hi
AkiSora :*looks at Flaw beating a random guy*What the?What are you doing?
Flaw : Exercise
AkiSora :That scares me
Flaw :I don`t doubt it *delivers final punch to the guy*
AkiSora :*blood gets on shoes*Ahh,shit,look at what happened.
Flaw : A little blood didn`t hurt anyone
AkiSora :I think it it hurt him,but anyway *wipes of shoe on guys shirt*
Nipple Man :Sup?:|
AkiSora :Nipple Man!!Right on time
Nipple Man :Ok....:|
Flaw :Nipple Man?*laughs*That is idiotic
Nipple Man :I do agree,but its great xd
AkiSora :That was a little offensive.
Flaw :That is what you deserve
Nipple Man :*gives ticket to British queer who happens to be a comedian,and a shitty one too*xd
AkiSora :Not him again,he reminds me of Ivankov
Nipple Man :That`s why i like him xd
Flaw :He is a faggot
AkiSora :Yeah,we kinda know
Flaw :But i don`t like stand up comedy,so i can`t judge it
AkiSora :Let me do that.*Goes to the stand up and comes back*Ok,2/100,and i added 1 extra
point because there was a free buffet.
Flaw :Check this out Nipple Man *Gives photoshoped photo with Nipple Man in gay porn*
Nipple Man :Where did you get this?*gets nervous*I swear,it was just an experiment.
AkiSora : Dude,its photoshoped
Nipple Man :Ohh,ok
Flaw :Hey,wait a second,you swore it was just an experiment,does that mean there is some truth to that photo?
Nipple Man : *fake laugh*N....no...*walks backwards*
AkiSora :My God....with who?
Nipple Man :B...bi...Bieber
Flaw : You ****ed Bieber?*smiles*Here`s a medal for that great service to humanity*Gives golden medal*
Nipple Man : *Gets surprised*Wha....thanks
Flaw :No problem,but if i ever hear you doing that,even with that shemale gaga,i am going to cut off your penis and feed it to to Bieber.
AkiSora : Stop threatening each other
Nipple Man : I didn`t threaten
AkiSora :Well,you didn`t
Nipple Man : Smoke time *Takes out cigarette and lights it up*
Flaw : Same here *takes out cigar and lights it up*
AkiSora :I want to quit,no smoke for me
Flaw :You fag,why quit this divine feeling?
AkiSora :Because my breath smells like Nipple Man`s house when i smoke.
Nipple Man :Isn`t that a little offensive?
Flaw :He actually has a point Nipple Man
Nipple Man :
Scene change
Zise :Hello world
AkiSora :Hi,haven`t seen you around in a while
Zise :Yeah,i was in for surgery
Flaw :Surgery?You got more cream added inside you CupCake?
Zise :No,i had plastic surgery
Flaw :You got boobs attached?
Zise :*gets angry* NO!
Flaw : *** Change?
Zise : *Slaps Flaw*
Flaw : Definetely a *** change,only girls hit like that
Zise : DUde!I had plastic surgery on my back,some bone problems.
Flaw :I didn`t know that getting raped doggy style causes that.
Zise : *punches Flaw*
Flaw : 200% a *** change
AkiSora :Can you stop now?Back surgery is very dangerous,did it go well?
Zise :Yeah,i can now go up the stairs...
Flaw : *interupts Zise* And not get raped on them.
Zise :And maybe last longer in ***
Flaw :Yeah,15 full seconds
Zise :Exactly
AkiSora :Hmmmm....wait what?15 seconds?
Scene change
Flaw : So the blonde says "It is me"
AkiSora : *laughs very hard* Best joke ever!!!
Flaw :Anything coming out of my mouth is the best,even my spit
AkiSora :Best spit FTW?
Flaw :Yeah
Scarface :What are you two doing?
Flaw :None of your business
AkiSora :Yeah.you stupid homo.....
Scarface : *interupts and infracts AkiSora*
AkiSora :Why the hell did you do that for?
Scarface :You called me a homo
AkiSora :That`s because you didn`t let me finish,i wanted to say homo-erectus.
Scarface :What is that?
Flaw :Even if we explain 3 times,you won`t get it the fourth time.
AkiSora :Let`s not be mean for once and explain
Flaw :We can try
AkiSora :It is latin,one of the stages of human evolution,before us more specifically.
Scarface :That means you offended me
AkiSora :No,i complimented you,you are way below that
Scarface :Ohh,thank you
Flaw :*bursts into laughter* He didn`t get it!!!!
Scarface :Get what?
AkiSora :He sure didn`t
Scarface :You guys are dumb,i will leave now
AkiSora :Yeah,you do that
Thank you for reading.
Hello,i am back in the fanfiction business after a 1 month break.
Today i have for you chapter 3 of Scetchie,i hope you all like it,and again,nothing of this is meant to offend anyone,well maybe the last one :|
I just have a grudge against the last one.
Link to Chapter 1 :
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Link to Chapter 2:
You must be registered for see links
And BTW, Nipple Man = Kawagiri :|
AkiSora :Hello
Flaw :Hi
AkiSora :*looks at Flaw beating a random guy*What the?What are you doing?
Flaw : Exercise
AkiSora :That scares me
Flaw :I don`t doubt it *delivers final punch to the guy*
AkiSora :*blood gets on shoes*Ahh,shit,look at what happened.
Flaw : A little blood didn`t hurt anyone
AkiSora :I think it it hurt him,but anyway *wipes of shoe on guys shirt*
Nipple Man :Sup?:|
AkiSora :Nipple Man!!Right on time
Nipple Man :Ok....:|
Flaw :Nipple Man?*laughs*That is idiotic
Nipple Man :I do agree,but its great xd
AkiSora :That was a little offensive.
Flaw :That is what you deserve
Nipple Man :*gives ticket to British queer who happens to be a comedian,and a shitty one too*xd
AkiSora :Not him again,he reminds me of Ivankov
Nipple Man :That`s why i like him xd
Flaw :He is a faggot
AkiSora :Yeah,we kinda know
Flaw :But i don`t like stand up comedy,so i can`t judge it
AkiSora :Let me do that.*Goes to the stand up and comes back*Ok,2/100,and i added 1 extra
point because there was a free buffet.
Flaw :Check this out Nipple Man *Gives photoshoped photo with Nipple Man in gay porn*
Nipple Man :Where did you get this?*gets nervous*I swear,it was just an experiment.
AkiSora : Dude,its photoshoped
Nipple Man :Ohh,ok
Flaw :Hey,wait a second,you swore it was just an experiment,does that mean there is some truth to that photo?
Nipple Man : *fake laugh*N....no...*walks backwards*
AkiSora :My God....with who?
Nipple Man :B...bi...Bieber
Flaw : You ****ed Bieber?*smiles*Here`s a medal for that great service to humanity*Gives golden medal*
Nipple Man : *Gets surprised*Wha....thanks
Flaw :No problem,but if i ever hear you doing that,even with that shemale gaga,i am going to cut off your penis and feed it to to Bieber.
AkiSora : Stop threatening each other
Nipple Man : I didn`t threaten
AkiSora :Well,you didn`t
Nipple Man : Smoke time *Takes out cigarette and lights it up*
Flaw : Same here *takes out cigar and lights it up*
AkiSora :I want to quit,no smoke for me
Flaw :You fag,why quit this divine feeling?
AkiSora :Because my breath smells like Nipple Man`s house when i smoke.
Nipple Man :Isn`t that a little offensive?
Flaw :He actually has a point Nipple Man
Nipple Man :
Scene change
Zise :Hello world
AkiSora :Hi,haven`t seen you around in a while
Zise :Yeah,i was in for surgery
Flaw :Surgery?You got more cream added inside you CupCake?
Zise :No,i had plastic surgery
Flaw :You got boobs attached?
Zise :*gets angry* NO!
Flaw : *** Change?
Zise : *Slaps Flaw*
Flaw : Definetely a *** change,only girls hit like that
Zise : DUde!I had plastic surgery on my back,some bone problems.
Flaw :I didn`t know that getting raped doggy style causes that.
Zise : *punches Flaw*
Flaw : 200% a *** change
AkiSora :Can you stop now?Back surgery is very dangerous,did it go well?
Zise :Yeah,i can now go up the stairs...
Flaw : *interupts Zise* And not get raped on them.
Zise :And maybe last longer in ***
Flaw :Yeah,15 full seconds
Zise :Exactly
AkiSora :Hmmmm....wait what?15 seconds?
Scene change
Flaw : So the blonde says "It is me"
AkiSora : *laughs very hard* Best joke ever!!!
Flaw :Anything coming out of my mouth is the best,even my spit
AkiSora :Best spit FTW?
Flaw :Yeah
Scarface :What are you two doing?
Flaw :None of your business
AkiSora :Yeah.you stupid homo.....
Scarface : *interupts and infracts AkiSora*
AkiSora :Why the hell did you do that for?
Scarface :You called me a homo
AkiSora :That`s because you didn`t let me finish,i wanted to say homo-erectus.
Scarface :What is that?
Flaw :Even if we explain 3 times,you won`t get it the fourth time.
AkiSora :Let`s not be mean for once and explain
Flaw :We can try
AkiSora :It is latin,one of the stages of human evolution,before us more specifically.
Scarface :That means you offended me
AkiSora :No,i complimented you,you are way below that
Scarface :Ohh,thank you
Flaw :*bursts into laughter* He didn`t get it!!!!
Scarface :Get what?
AkiSora :He sure didn`t
Scarface :You guys are dumb,i will leave now
AkiSora :Yeah,you do that
Thank you for reading.
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