Yes, my pubes.O_O ewwwww you menstruate black swirling things along with your blood? *pukes in mouth*
Anyway, tell me everything you know/have learned so far about sharingan.
Ok, there is a tree, a large rock, a lake, and ice cream shop for me to hide in.First training session: The Sensei will make sure that the student can locate him into any environment (close range) and somewhat predict his attacks which will be as fast as possible now. Training ends when the student is able to do this without mistakes.
*activates Sharingan*O_O""""" you must shave if I am to train you :|
Good good, now, for 3rd tomoe there are 3 training sessions. We now begin session 1:
Ok, there is a tree, a large rock, a lake, and ice cream shop for me to hide in.
*makes 3 clones that leap in directions all around each other to mix us up*
Now if you were paying attention you will know which is still me.
*we all jump behind things*
Find me
*pulls out and groans in agony**activates Sharingan*
*Throws a kunai to the Rock, the Ice Cream shop and the three, vanishing your clones*
And the final one:
*kicks you in the loins, behind me*
It's so obvious that you'd hide *in* me, instead of on those places.
*Retraces the reminiscences of your chakra, tracking you back towards your new location, a rock? Soo like the Daimyo of Iwa...**pulls out and groans in agony*
Good job *pukes a little*
Ok.....find me again *shoots into the ground and comes up behind........*
I wasn't. Thanks for clearing that out.Lmao, anyway.....
Were you aware that the sharingan can see chakra underneath the earth?
I'm not sure if I agree entirely. Anyways, I'll stop arguing against it from now on.Yes, the sharingan can see chakra through any mass that does not have chakra flowing through it.
Meaning basically, If I am undergrouund, you can see my hakra moving through the earth. However, if I make a mud wall, you can not see me behind it.
The seeing through ground thing has been argued about many times, so thats why im telling you now in training. The best proof to this is the fact that Sasuke could see the chakra from Deidara's bombs beneath the earth. And a perfect example of what it cant see through, is the hidden mist jutsu.
Now, watch me carefully and react accordingly.....
*forms handseals Horse → Tiger → Ram → Monkey → Boar → Horse → Tiger and inhales deep, puts my fingers to my mouth and expels a large ball of *blank* that shoots right at you*
Good good, *the balls clash and explode a bit cancelling each other out*I'm not sure if I agree entirely. Anyways, I'll stop arguing against it from now on.
*starts copying your handseals, like I did in my last training at you, thus ending up shooting a large ball of fire at you*
*tracks your clone's movement, and at the last moment I sidestep. With your clone's leg passing besides me, I pivot over myself, and try to land a spinning kick on your clone's face, to push him backwards, if not vanish him*Good good, *the balls clash and explode a bit cancelling each other out*
Good job, ok, now *makes a clone*
*the clone runs at you jumping into the air and coming down upon you with his heel*
*notices the chakra moving underground, and the remainders of chakra near you. As the clone pops out, I bring my foot up and push your clone's wrist with it, bending him backwards and pinning him to the ground. And with my other foot, I stomp his neck*Beautiful work
However.....
*in the smoke cloud created from the clone creation in my last post I actually made another clone that you didnt know about unless you were paying close attention. This clone sunk into the ground using UFP and now springs out of the ground in front of you with his fist inches from your chin about to hit you*
*makes 4 clones*Second training session: Genjutsu training up to B rank -no custom genjutsu-. The student must gain the ability to see through all genjutsu attacks. When this is succeeded, the sensei will make a very very fast attack to the user, strong enough to knock him/her down. If the student does get knocked down the First training sessions steps must be repeated here. If he/she doesn't, the sensei can proceed to the last training sessions.
It's hard to describe what I do to break out of the genjutsu if you don't give me specifics, but, in general:Wow....that was kinda hot in a dominatrix sort of way.....wease:
Up.....that concludes training session 1 for 3rd tomoe.....onto training session 2
*makes 4 clones*
*immediately puts you under a random genjutsu*
*Notices the chakra disruption and the tree growing. As my Sharingan slowly starts to get used to the Genjutsu, the reality becomes apparent to me, and the truth that there is no tree is clear. At the same time, though, while I maintain an eye contact with you and your clones as they're created, the tree starts covering me whole, like a shield*Lol true, try this one then
*puts you under Genjutsu: Jubaku Satsu (Illusion Technique: Tree Binding Death)*