sasuke's taste in women?

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*inspired by konoha gokuen*

*scene starts in school*

*naruto, sasuke, and sakura are eating lunch outside*

naruto: "wah! sasuke, thats not fair, how come you have better food?!"

sasuke: ".... its cuz i BRING my food instead of buying school crap >.>"

sakura: *-* "your soo smart sasuke-kun ^^"

*sasuke notices a girl behind sakura*

*sakura gets all red because she thinks sasuke is staring at her*

naruto: "SASUKE! why are you staring at the transvestite orochi >.>"

sasuke: *turns red* "i got to go" *dashes of to orochi*

sakura: "WAH?!" *in shock, watches sasuke run to orochi*

naruto: "hey sakura... we're all alone *smirk*"

sakura: *-.-, i have an idea* *places her hand on naruto's thigh and smiles*

naruto: *shivers* "hehehe..."

sakura: *>D squizes the heck oout of his thigh with super strength* "BAKA YARO!!!!"

*naruto falls to the ground with a swollen thigh*

*sakura leaves the table*
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naruto: *sigh* "well the sky looks nice today"

*later that day*

*sakura is spying on sasuke's movements.... with ino?!*

sakura: *whispers* "i cant believe him, going after her >.>"

ino: *whispers* "are you sure orochi is a she?"

*sakura and ino stare at each other....*

sakura and ino : *shivers* "ewww >.<..."

*finally catch sasuke alone, the girls interagate him*

*in a dark room... only one light, one chair, and one sasuke ties to it...*

sakura: "OK SASUKE... why to you like orochi T^T"

ino: "YEAH! what do you see him her?..."

sasuke: ".... is this the reason im here?... well ill tell you..."

*sakura and ino listen anxiously*

sasuke: "she's all natural ^^ *says it with heart eyes* ,and i love h-"
[writers note: narutal = no shave?]

sakura: *shuts sasukes mouth* "NO DONT SAY IT" *T^T*

*sasuke escapes through the poorly ties rope...*

sasuke: "i dont have time for this >.>"

*turns of the light, leaves the "interigation room" (janitors closest) and locks the door*
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*naruto passes by the door*

sakura and ino: *in a mutes voice* "HEY NARUTO!!! OPEN THE DOOR"

naruto: "wow... the door talked to me...." *leaves*

*next day*

*sakura and ino watch in horror as they see sasuke*

sasuke: "oh orochi ^^" *all googly eyed, and is floating around orochi*

orochi: *in a horse voice* "come on kabuto and sasuke *wink* lets go study at my place"

*a darkness loomed over sakura and ino*
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*both fainted*
 
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ahahaha sasuke floating around orochi with googly eyes! priceless even though i cant even imagine that happening lol
thank you for another funny story!:D
*hugs*
 
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