Sasuke's fighting record is absolutely abysmal

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His victories come by way of PIS and gimped opponents. Case and point, Danzo not able to utilize Kotoamatsukami and crush him instantly, Deidara's explosion being magically avoided with the biggest Deus Ex in series history, and defeating a Naruto who was barely trying. Didn't summon Bunta, who 1 shots, didn't use any Kage Bunshin, was fighting without killer intent and having already fought several times earlier than the day against a fresh Sasuke sucking off Orochimaru's Curse Power.

Sasuke's only non-tainted victory was against Sound Fodder, who were barely genin level, and Academy Naruto who had 0 training. Unless you want to count bullying Samurai and White Zetsu fodder, which you may very well have to in order to appropriate the skewed record.


His losses, however, are staggering. Haku, Rock Lee, Kakashi (twice), Zabuza, Gaara, Naruto (three times), Itachi (three times), the entirety of the Gokage, Orochimaru, Madara, Obito, Killer Bee (twice), Kaguya, not to mention he retreated when Yamato was going to get serious and drop the hammer, was frightened silly when Tobirama spiked his chakra, and he's lost several other fights in filler like the dude with the lightning sword.

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What is that, like 3-20? No wonder he's hanging out in the jungle these days.
 

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Damn. Look who's back. :|
 

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You silly little **** character bashing is not allowed on the base
 

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HOT thread incoming
 

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I foresee a hot thread.
 

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Atleast he solo the **** out of the apple Sakura cut up for him in part 1


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Your mother is a whore
 

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Here comes the shitstorm
 

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rustling ppl's jimmies already? well damn!

 

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To bad all the people that beat him in the past would get stomped by him now
 

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Naruto won once, which was the recent fight they had. All the people sasuke lost to in the past, the current sasuke roflstomps anyone of them. Btw thread reported
 

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he looks hella butthurt that he just got his ass kicked and put in a hospital
now he wants to get more power by letting a 50 year old man take care of him


 

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he looks hella butthurt that he just got his ass kicked and put in a hospital
now he wants to get more power by letting a 50 year old man take care of him



He was jumped by 3 sound ninja, stop fapping and actually use your brain next time you post. Which would be the reply to this post.
 

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Lol these people are like the dead sea
 

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The fact that you said sasuke lost three times to Naruto is the moment I didn't take you seriously.
 

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Naruto won once, which was the recent fight they had. All the people sasuke lost to in the past, the current sasuke roflstomps anyone of them. Btw thread reported



Naruto negged him on the rooftop; he won twice

 
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