Sasuke fans: how would you feel if there were a sasuke movie...

[salsalover64]

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. Sakura, I need you to bear my baby."

"*blushes* Oh, S-Sasuke-kun! You're so bold! So daring! I like--"

*drops a vial on her lap* "Great, now get going."

"...what's this?"

"I thought you're a medic nin, aren't you? Ugh, you're so useless after all."

"*blushing mortified* W-well, I can see what it is, but I don't know what's the content insi--"

"The promising future of the Uchiha clan. My daughter."

"...but I thought we were going to have ***?"

"With you? Oh God no, why should I? *** is messy and I don't want to waste my time and energy with it. Also, I don't want your genes tainting my daughter's DNA so I made sure that she's 100% Uchiha. The ovule I got from Orochimaru's lab who managed to steal from an Uchiha clan member before we were massacred. The sperm is obviously mine, because I want to be the father.

"..."

"So I need someone to carry the baby."

"...*eyes welling up with tears* B-but."

"Ugh. Look, if you don't want to, I'll find somewhere else."

"N-no! I'll do it, I'll do it."

"Ok. I'll choose the name of the baby and I'll pay for the expenses. You can live in the Uchiha manor since you're raising my child."

"..."

"Oh, while I'm at it, keep the house clean while you're living there. I'd hate to see some dirt from my parents' house. You better leave it sparkling or else. Well, I should go already."

"*almost crying...again*"

"*poking forehead* See you later."

"*blushing again, eyes sparkling* OMG, YES SASUKE-KUN, EVERYTHING FOR YOU MY LOVE!

This should be the premise for the last movie. XD

 

[Xlad]

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[Chie]

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. Sakura, I need you to bear my baby."

"*blushes* Oh, S-Sasuke-kun! You're so bold! So daring! I like--"

*drops a vial on her lap* "Great, now get going."

"...what's this?"

"I thought you're a medic nin, aren't you? Ugh, you're so useless after all."

"*blushing mortified* W-well, I can see what it is, but I don't know what's the content insi--"

"The promising future of the Uchiha clan. My daughter."

"...but I thought we were going to have ***?"

"With you? Oh God no, why should I? *** is messy and I don't want to waste my time and energy with it. Also, I don't want your genes tainting my daughter's DNA so I made sure that she's 100% Uchiha. The ovule I got from Orochimaru's lab who managed to steal from an Uchiha clan member before we were massacred. The sperm is obviously mine, because I want to be the father.

"..."

"So I need someone to carry the baby."

"...*eyes welling up with tears* B-but."

"Ugh. Look, if you don't want to, I'll find somewhere else."

"N-no! I'll do it, I'll do it."

"Ok. I'll choose the name of the baby and I'll pay for the expenses. You can live in the Uchiha manor since you're raising my child."

"..."

"Oh, while I'm at it, keep the house clean while you're living there. I'd hate to see some dirt from my parents' house. You better leave it sparkling or else. Well, I should go already."

"*almost crying...again*"

"*poking forehead* See you later."

"*blushing again, eyes sparkling* OMG, YES SASUKE-KUN, EVERYTHING FOR YOU MY LOVE!

I know you're joking with this post and all, but since I have a very dry, laconic sense of humour and tend to kill all the fun often...I'd just like to point out that the Uchiha facility was obliterated during the Pein attack and not rebuilt since obviously no one lives there. It's just ruins.

The house shown in ch 700 is Sakura's...Sasuke owns nothing in Konoha. Lol

You know what would make them more salty?? xD If itachi's ghost was in the mystery solving group too. xD

No. What would make them more salty is if all the Akatsuki bar Obito were brought back as ghosts, and then were rivals to Taka and co for solving mysteries. And the Akatsuki group would beat them every time. Showing them who's boss. u'-'u

 

[salsalover64]

No. What would make them more salty is if all the Akatsuki bar Obito were brought back as ghosts, and then were rivals to Taka and co for solving mysteries. And the Akatsuki group would beat them every time. Showing them who's boss. u'-'u

Movie gold! XD XD xD

 

[Chie]

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u'-'u

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[Xlad]

u'-'u

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[Chie]

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u'-'u

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Shots fired.

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[Xlad]

u'-'u

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Shots fired.

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Why don't we take this to premium chat? See where that gets us.

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[Ansatsuken]

can I criticize this movie? XD

 

[Chie]

Why don't we take this to premium chat? See where that gets us.

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Alright, fine.

ot: Akatsuki detective group> Sasuke/Taka detective group.

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Juubi Dooby Doo, Where Are You? We Got Some Work To Do Now

 

[Trúth]

I don't think they'd like it.

Nailed it.

*accidental dislike*​

 

[Natsu Shazneel]

*facepalms* I don't know what goes through your head?

 

[Milliana]

Would be horrid.

 

[BLAZE]

Searching for Cactus

 

[JStar King]

NO! Kishi already ruined his character enough. However, I still want Kishi to give me a valid point on why I should ship SasuSaku. I think he only did that because NaruHina and SasuSaku are the biggest pairing, so it was fanservice.