Sasuke fans: how would you feel if there were a sasuke movie...

[salsalover64]

What would you do if there were a sasuke movie called "Naruto the movie: Sasuke's big tree adventure", in which sasuke spends the entirety of the movie looking at trees and solving mysteries?? Ultimately it would be a spoof of scooby doo/mike tyson msyeries, the difference is sasuke would beat the criminals up after revealing them. However, he would have a "mystery machine". Karin would be the velma of the group, orochimaru and a giant snake would be the scooby and shaggy of the group, suigetsu dressed up as a chick would be the daffney of the group, and of course sasuke would be the freddy of the group.

 

[Chie]

I don't think they'd like it.

 

[uchihamad]

He only needs genjutsu to know the truth. Don't need to beat people.

 

[Mypower]

Doesn't seem to fit Sasuke's character to be honest.

 

[ANiMUS]

What would you do if there were a sasuke movie called "Naruto the movie: Sasuke's big tree adventure", in which sasuke spends the entirety of the movie looking at trees and solving mysteries?? Ultimately it would be a spoof of scooby doo/mike tyson msyeries, the difference is sasuke would beat the truth out of people to reveal the criminal. However, he would have a "mystery machine".

Stopped reading at bold. HELL NO!!!

 

[Chie]

Stopped reading at bold. HELL NO!!!

Hehe. I was right!

 

[MinaButt]

I fear what it would do to his character.

 

[ANiMUS]

Hehe. I was right!

I wouldn't watch a big tree adventure of anything. I don't watch scooby doo. And u can't pay me to watch that Mike Tyson crap y the heck would someone watch that. How would you feel if Itachi took Mike Tyson's place on Mike Tyson mysteries :stfu:

 

[Cunning Linguist]

That would be a great idea. Except his method of solving mysteries is just destroying stuff. Ghost haunting town? Shinra tensei that town. Sakura got pregnant while Sasuke was away solving mysteries? Kill Sakura

 

[Shruikan]

Studio Pierott should keep their dirty hands off Sasuke.If they are having Naruto remove spder webs from Hinata's hair god knows what BS they would pull with Sasuke.

 

[Chie]

I wouldn't watch a big tree adventure of anything. I don't watch scooby doo. And u can't pay me to watch that Mike Tyson crap y the heck would someone watch that. How would you feel if Itachi took Mike Tyson's place on Mike Tyson mysteries :stfu:

Regardless of faves or not, I would not watch a big tree anything either...
Or Mike Tyson Lol

But in answer to the OP, I was still right. u'-'u

 

[Otsutsuki]

That would be.....amazing

 

[ANiMUS]

Regardless of faves or not, I would not watch a big tree anything either...
Or Mike Tyson Lol

But in answer to the OP, I was still right. u'-'u

Yeah, u were right. The salt would rain from the heavens and burn all in its wake. Until nothing is left of SP :|

 

[Ja maya]

His catch phrase would be "Time to go on adventure!"
Even though I'm not really a fan I'd honestly creeped out by this.

 

[salsalover64]

Yeah, u were right. The salt would rain from the heavens and burn all in its wake. Until nothing is left of SP :|

Ahh come onn, you know wanna see sasuke solve mysteries with orochimaru and taka. xD

 

[Chie]

Yeah, u were right. The salt would rain from the heavens and burn all in its wake. Until nothing is left of SP :|

@bold- That's right, I was!

~On a more serious note-
Yes, many people, not just Sasuke fans would be annoyed at such a production being put into the works.

 

[Shruikan]

Sakura got pregnant while Sasuke was away solving mysteries? Kill Sakura

Spoiler

. Sakura, I need you to bear my baby."

"*blushes* Oh, S-Sasuke-kun! You're so bold! So daring! I like--"

*drops a vial on her lap* "Great, now get going."

"...what's this?"

"I thought you're a medic nin, aren't you? Ugh, you're so useless after all."

"*blushing mortified* W-well, I can see what it is, but I don't know what's the content insi--"

"The promising future of the Uchiha clan. My daughter."

"...but I thought we were going to have ***?"

"With you? Oh God no, why should I? *** is messy and I don't want to waste my time and energy with it. Also, I don't want your genes tainting my daughter's DNA so I made sure that she's 100% Uchiha. The ovule I got from Orochimaru's lab who managed to steal from an Uchiha clan member before we were massacred. The sperm is obviously mine, because I want to be the father.

"..."

"So I need someone to carry the baby."

"...*eyes welling up with tears* B-but."

"Ugh. Look, if you don't want to, I'll find somewhere else."

"N-no! I'll do it, I'll do it."

"Ok. I'll choose the name of the baby and I'll pay for the expenses. You can live in the Uchiha manor since you're raising my child."

"..."

"Oh, while I'm at it, keep the house clean while you're living there. I'd hate to see some dirt from my parents' house. You better leave it sparkling or else. Well, I should go already."

"*almost crying...again*"

"*poking forehead* See you later."

"*blushing again, eyes sparkling* OMG, YES SASUKE-KUN, EVERYTHING FOR YOU MY LOVE!

 

[salsalover64]

@bold- That's right, I was!

~On a more serious note-
Yes, many people, not just Sasuke fans would be annoyed at such a production being put into the works.

You know what would make them more salty?? xD If itachi's ghost was in the mystery solving group too. xD

 

[ANiMUS]

Ahh come onn, you know wanna see sasuke solve mysteries with orochimaru and taka. xD

How about nah :|

I love Taka, but Sasuke Sharingan Legend is enough

 

[SkyGodHorus]

What would you do if there were a sasuke movie called "Naruto the movie: Sasuke's big tree adventure", in which sasuke spends the entirety of the movie looking at trees and solving mysteries?? Ultimately it would be a spoof of scooby doo/mike tyson msyeries, the difference is sasuke would beat the criminals up after revealing them. However, he would have a "mystery machine". Karin would be the velma of the group, orochimaru and a giant snake would be the scooby and shaggy of the group, suigetsu dressed up as a chick would be the daffney of the group, and of course sasuke would be the freddy of the group.

What are you smoking? Lols.