ElementJnr
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i was sooooooooooo Bored so i made a little parody of how sasori's life went on. i was on the edgeof dieing of boredom so prepare to be amazed
Sasori's Story the First Puppet
Chapter 1 Born to life
Sasori's mom: omfguhh
Sasori's dad: push honey i can see it's head
Doctor: come on almost there
Sasori's mom: omfg owwwww
*plup* (Baby pops out!)
Doctor: congratulations it is a girl
Sasori's dad: o honey it's just what we wanted
Sasori's mom: let me see her
Doctor: O wait my bad its a boy
Sasori's Parent's: MOTHER *Honk* *Honk**Honk*
Doctor: tells dad hmmmm he has hair already
Sasori's dad: Well I think its great it makes it easy to name him
Sasori's mom: yes I know just what to name him
Sasori's parents: yes Sasori
Sasori: goo goo
What will happen next with this new born child tune in to chapter 2 to find out.
Chapter 2 Your First Puppet
Sasori's mom: Honey where is Sasori
Sasori's dad: ummm idk
(The 2 parents walk into the house)
Sasori's mom: omfg
Sasori's dad: what the hell are you doing Sasori
(Sasori holding bones)
Sasori: i am making puppets
Sasori's Parents: holy crap thank god we thought you went insane
Sasori: are you saying you hate me
Sasori's Parents: no we love you Sasori now come on its bed time.
Sasori: ok mommy and daddy c u in the morning.
WTF was Sasori doing with bones read the next chapter to find out.
Chapter 3 We got you a Puppet
Sasori: good morning
Sasori's Parents: O good morning how did you sleep?
Sasori: ok i guess i had this crazy dream
Sasori's Parents: what about?
Sasori: you 2 dying
Sasori starts to cry
Sasori's Parents: its ok honey we got a present for you
Sasori: what is it a bike!
Sasori's Parents: no
Sasori: COOKIES!!!!!!
Sasori's Parents: no you piece of crap
Sasori: what?!
Sasori's Parents: we meen we got you a puppet
Sasori: OMFG YES OMFG YES I LOVE YOU GUYS!
What will Sasori do with his puppet who really knows but you could read on to find out!
Chapter 4 Sasori goes to School
Sasori's Parents: Sasori wake up it's time to go to school
Sasori: School?! No way go die!
Sasori's Mom: If you go to school and get a passing grade I will give you a....
Sasori: A what?
Sasori's Mom: A.......
Sasori: Just tell me already!!!!
Sasori's Mom: A Cookie
Sasori: OMFG!!!!! NO WAY!!!!
(Sasori went to school for the whole year and he had a test on the last day worth 99.9% of his grade lets join him now)
Sasori: Ok test time I can do this im going to own this no way I can fail the cookies on the line......
Teacher: STFU Sasori or I will eat you!!!!
Sasori: You can't do that!
(teacher grabs a kid sitting in the front and swollow's him whole)
Class: OMFG BOB!!!!!
Bob: No I sit in the back?!
Class: O Bob you suck anyways....Yeah you should go kill yourself
Bob: *Sob**Sob* Well one day Im going to run away to some new village about music or somthing and we will join forces with the Sand then most likely trick you and kill the Kazekage and I will be some loser in a mask that will die in the war!!!!!!
Sasori: Yeah and maybe one day I will ware nail polish and kill people for no reason and try and take over the world by capturing beast with tails
Teacher: Everyone shut up on your piece of paper answer me this question what is 0+0 eaqul
Sasori: I know it's 193,816,191,749,148,817,429,147
Will Sasori pass and get his Cookie yeah of course he won't what kind of answer is that I meen come on he could of at least said 00 but no. if i sufferfrom boredom then i will continue
Sasori's Story the First Puppet
Chapter 1 Born to life
Sasori's mom: omfguhh
Sasori's dad: push honey i can see it's head
Doctor: come on almost there
Sasori's mom: omfg owwwww
*plup* (Baby pops out!)
Doctor: congratulations it is a girl
Sasori's dad: o honey it's just what we wanted
Sasori's mom: let me see her
Doctor: O wait my bad its a boy
Sasori's Parent's: MOTHER *Honk* *Honk**Honk*
Doctor: tells dad hmmmm he has hair already
Sasori's dad: Well I think its great it makes it easy to name him
Sasori's mom: yes I know just what to name him
Sasori's parents: yes Sasori
Sasori: goo goo
What will happen next with this new born child tune in to chapter 2 to find out.
Chapter 2 Your First Puppet
Sasori's mom: Honey where is Sasori
Sasori's dad: ummm idk
(The 2 parents walk into the house)
Sasori's mom: omfg
Sasori's dad: what the hell are you doing Sasori
(Sasori holding bones)
Sasori: i am making puppets
Sasori's Parents: holy crap thank god we thought you went insane
Sasori: are you saying you hate me
Sasori's Parents: no we love you Sasori now come on its bed time.
Sasori: ok mommy and daddy c u in the morning.
WTF was Sasori doing with bones read the next chapter to find out.
Chapter 3 We got you a Puppet
Sasori: good morning
Sasori's Parents: O good morning how did you sleep?
Sasori: ok i guess i had this crazy dream
Sasori's Parents: what about?
Sasori: you 2 dying
Sasori starts to cry
Sasori's Parents: its ok honey we got a present for you
Sasori: what is it a bike!
Sasori's Parents: no
Sasori: COOKIES!!!!!!
Sasori's Parents: no you piece of crap
Sasori: what?!
Sasori's Parents: we meen we got you a puppet
Sasori: OMFG YES OMFG YES I LOVE YOU GUYS!
What will Sasori do with his puppet who really knows but you could read on to find out!
Chapter 4 Sasori goes to School
Sasori's Parents: Sasori wake up it's time to go to school
Sasori: School?! No way go die!
Sasori's Mom: If you go to school and get a passing grade I will give you a....
Sasori: A what?
Sasori's Mom: A.......
Sasori: Just tell me already!!!!
Sasori's Mom: A Cookie
Sasori: OMFG!!!!! NO WAY!!!!
(Sasori went to school for the whole year and he had a test on the last day worth 99.9% of his grade lets join him now)
Sasori: Ok test time I can do this im going to own this no way I can fail the cookies on the line......
Teacher: STFU Sasori or I will eat you!!!!
Sasori: You can't do that!
(teacher grabs a kid sitting in the front and swollow's him whole)
Class: OMFG BOB!!!!!
Bob: No I sit in the back?!
Class: O Bob you suck anyways....Yeah you should go kill yourself
Bob: *Sob**Sob* Well one day Im going to run away to some new village about music or somthing and we will join forces with the Sand then most likely trick you and kill the Kazekage and I will be some loser in a mask that will die in the war!!!!!!
Sasori: Yeah and maybe one day I will ware nail polish and kill people for no reason and try and take over the world by capturing beast with tails
Teacher: Everyone shut up on your piece of paper answer me this question what is 0+0 eaqul
Sasori: I know it's 193,816,191,749,148,817,429,147
Will Sasori pass and get his Cookie yeah of course he won't what kind of answer is that I meen come on he could of at least said 00 but no. if i sufferfrom boredom then i will continue
