Riven, the Blind Monk.

[Riven]

I was born on a peanut plantation 62 seconds before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", by Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis Drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of chocolate fudge cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, or eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the day I was born.

In other words. Hello.

 

[DrProof]

L. o. l.

Sup.

 

[Dantе]

How did you type if you are blind? Did you tell your mom to do this too? xd

Anyways, welcome to NB

 

[Madara the Solo King]

You sir have an interesting history.

Welcome to NB.

 

[7Deadly Sin]

this lol hi lol

 

[sili]

Welcome to NB

 

[Woodzy]

Interesting read.

Welcome to NB.

 

[Flakez]

I thought Lee Sin was the blind monk.

ot; Welcome to NB.

 

[Rozari]

Welcome to NB, Narutobaser

 

[Anbu578]

Peanuts??

Anyway hello and welcome to the base!

 

[Ryóma]

I had an interesting birth too... Welcome to the base.

 

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[Strawberry]

have fun here

 

[Rōshi1]

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