Riku, Kaos, and the power of Youth

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Lol, true. xd

*plays on the monkey bars while I wait for Guy to come back*
xd

*Guy and Lee walks back to the area*

Guy: Hmm, if I remember right, Lee, we left a young man here about half a year ago.

Lee: Guy sensei, is that him over there?

*points at statue of thinker*

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Guy: Ah yes that's him Lee. Good work!! Hey you! Are you ready to continue using the Power of Youth!!!

Statue:......

Guy: Hmm, maybe he has lost the inner flame of Youth and become an old man. That is why we train Lee! We will beat this this thing they call "life"!!!

Lee: Guy-Sensei!!!

Guy: Lee!!!

Lee: Guy-Sensei!!!

*after an intense and youthful hour-long session of hugging, they notice someone staring at them in a green spandex Jumpsuit*

Lee: O_O

Guy: O_O

Riku: O_O"

Guy: Who are you young sir?
 

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xd

*Guy and Lee walks back to the area*

Guy: Hmm, if I remember right, Lee, we left a young man here about half a year ago.

Lee: Guy sensei, is that him over there?

*points at statue of thinker*

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Guy: Ah yes that's him Lee. Good work!! Hey you! Are you ready to continue using the Power of Youth!!!

Statue:......

Guy: Hmm, maybe he has lost the inner flame of Youth and become an old man. That is why we train Lee! We will beat this this thing they call "life"!!!

Lee: Guy-Sensei!!!

Guy: Lee!!!

Lee: Guy-Sensei!!!

*after an intense and youthful hour-long session of hugging, they notice someone staring at them in a green spandex Jumpsuit*

Lee: O_O

Guy: O_O

Riku: O_O"

Guy: Who are you young sir?
*stares at you guys attacking the statue*

Me: Eh... I'm Riku. o.o I was in disguise as Sasuke, who was in disguise as Kakashi. You're supposed to be teaching me. By the way, can I go back to my old clothes... the spandex is sort of... ball crushing? O_O If you get my flow. :|

(All training from herein applies to my Riku bio, not Itachi.)
 

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*stares at you guys attacking the statue*

Me: Eh... I'm Riku. o.o I was in disguise as Sasuke, who was in disguise as Kakashi. You're supposed to be teaching me.
(All training from herein applies to my Riku bio, not Itachi.)
Guy: Ahh, so that's why your Sharingan eyes keep falling out.

Lee: I told you they were contacts Guy-Sensei.

Guy: Lee, my Power of Youth burns more brightly than the flame of yours. I was never fooled at all. I merely went along with it to get you to develop a better sense of your own Youthfulness. U_U

Lee: *at Riku*
Isn't Guy-Sensei the Greatest?!?! :D:D:overjoy:

Riku.. said:
By the way, can I go back to my old clothes... the spandex is sort of... ball crushing? O_O If you get my flow. :|
Guy: No I don't. O_O What do you mean "ball crushing"? But you have the bowl haircut as well! The Green Spandex Jumpsuit is ...well, I'll let this commercial explain it.

*commercial mysteriously plays*

Announcer: Do you wish to be the envy of your peers? Do you have a bowl haircut? Do you have a deranged Teacher who believes in the power of youth and has a cult-like follower just like him?

Then you need: THE GREEN SPANDEX JUMPSUIT!!!!

Yes, the Green Spandex Jumpsuit (or GSJ) is a jumpsuit designed to keep the extraordinary power of youth in while keeping the horrible effects of aging out. With the GSJ, you will be sure to stay in style year-round. The Green Spandex Jumpsuit can be yours for the price of 2000 Kumi. That's right, only 2000 Kumi or 5 payments of 400 Kumi each. And order in this limited time and we'll throw in a SECOND GREEN SPANDEX JUMPSUIT!!!

That's right: 2 GSJ- all for the price of 2000 Kumi!!! This packaged deal comes complete with a How-to Guide from Best-seller Rock Lee (a 5000 Kumi value). Order now and we'll throw in a Second book: For FREE!!!

You get 2 GSJ and 2 How-to guides - a 14,ooo Kumi deal all for the price of only 2000 KUMI!!!!!!

Now you and your friend can wear matching GSJ and experience the power of youth!!!

Must be 18 or older to buy. Major credit cards accepted. No checks or Money orders. Side effects include brief swelling of the genitalia area and occasionally fits of disturbia*

*commercial ends*
 

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Guy: Ahh, so that's why your Sharingan eyes keep falling out.

Lee: I told you they were contacts Guy-Sensei.

Guy: Lee, my Power of Youth burns more brightly than the flame of yours. I was never fooled at all. I merely went along with it to get you to develop a better sense of your own Youthfulness. U_U

Lee: *at Riku*
Isn't Guy-Sensei the Greatest?!?! :D:D:overjoy:



Guy: No I don't. O_O What do you mean "ball crushing"? But you have the bowl haircut as well! The Green Spandex Jumpsuit is ...well, I'll let this commercial explain it.

*commercial mysteriously plays*

Announcer: Do you wish to be the envy of your peers? Do you have a bowl haircut? Do you have a deranged Teacher who believes in the power of youth and has a cult-like follower just like him?

Then you need: THE GREEN SPANDEX JUMPSUIT!!!!

Yes, the Green Spandex Jumpsuit (or GSJ) is a jumpsuit designed to keep the extraordinary power of youth in while keeping the horrible effects of aging out. With the GSJ, you will be sure to stay in style year-round. The Green Spandex Jumpsuit can be yours for the price of 2000 Kumi. That's right, only 2000 Kumi or 5 payments of 400 Kumi each. And order in this limited time and we'll throw in a SECOND GREEN SPANDEX JUMPSUIT!!!

That's right: 2 GSJ- all for the price of 2000 Kumi!!! This packaged deal comes complete with a How-to Guide from Best-seller Rock Lee (a 5000 Kumi value). Order now and we'll throw in a Second book: For FREE!!!

You get 2 GSJ and 2 How-to guides - a 14,ooo Kumi deal all for the price of only 2000 KUMI!!!!!!

Now you and your friend can wear matching GSJ and experience the power of youth!!!

Must be 18 or older to buy. Major credit cards accepted. No checks or Money orders. Side effects include brief swelling of the genitalia area and occasionally fits of disturbia*

*commercial ends*
*looks at Lee*

Sure he is..... O_O

*watches the commercial*

I think I'll pass on that offer. :| And I swear that there wasn't a TV here like five seconds ago. <_< >_> <_< Wait a second... that looks like the TV I have at home..... ~_O
 

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Guy: Of course not. but you can buy this TV we found on a stand by...Niku..'s bed for 40 Kumi. O_O

Really? So that means we have 7 more gates to go. X_X
........Niku.. eh? o_O Hm... sounds familiar, but that's a good enough excuse for me! :D

Yup. o.o 48 posts over about half a year in this thread with only one gate activated. xd Excellent time management on both of our parts if I do say so myself.
 

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........Niku.. eh? o_O Hm... sounds familiar, but that's a good enough excuse for me! :D

Yup. o.o 48 posts over about half a year in this thread with only one gate activated. xd Excellent time management on both of our parts if I do say so myself.
xd

Guy: In that case, it's time to move on to Gate number 2!!!!

*walks to the second gate in front of the training grounds.*

Guy: And now it's time to unlock the second gate!!!!

*sticks Key in hole and unlocks gate*

Guy: And now we can start training to unlock the second gate for you. Tell me all you know about the second gate.
 

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xd

Guy: In that case, it's time to move on to Gate number 2!!!!

*walks to the second gate in front of the training grounds.*

Guy: And now it's time to unlock the second gate!!!!

*sticks Key in hole and unlocks gate*

Guy: And now we can start training to unlock the second gate for you. Tell me all you know about the second gate.
Eh... well... *goes to naruto wiki* it's located in the brain. And it just increases physical strength a lot. o.o I'm pretty sure that it just gives physical boosts; not really one of the "major" gates that give new abilities. =/
 

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Eh... well... *goes to naruto wiki* it's located in the brain. And it just increases physical strength a lot. o.o I'm pretty sure that it just gives physical boosts; not really one of the "major" gates that give new abilities. =/
Guy: THAT WAS NOT YOUTHFUL!!!!!!! But ehh, It'll do for now.:p

What I want you to do now is open the first gate. Remember where you applied pressure for the first gate? Directly across from this gate is the second gate. Start by opening the first gate, then apply pressure to the second gate in the same way and the first gate should open. :D
 
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