-~Krissy~-
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They aren't mine, someone was just sharing them with me. xD Some of you have probably seen them before, but still. 
Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have *** again.
Antique: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again.
Beauty parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.
Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Courtesy: The art of yawning with your mouth closed.
Derange: Where dee buffalo roam.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Divorce: The future tense of marriage.
Egotist: Someone me-deep in conversation.
Experience: The name people give to their mistakes.
Grocery list: What you spend half-an-hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
Independent: How we want our children to be, as long as they do everything we say.
Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies more.
Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have *** again.
Antique: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again.
Beauty parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.
Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Courtesy: The art of yawning with your mouth closed.
Derange: Where dee buffalo roam.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Divorce: The future tense of marriage.
Egotist: Someone me-deep in conversation.
Experience: The name people give to their mistakes.
Grocery list: What you spend half-an-hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
Independent: How we want our children to be, as long as they do everything we say.
Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies more.
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