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in the dark forest naruto has unleashed his 8 tailed kyubbi chakra, while fighting full cursed form sasuke so that he can gurantee win.

naruto: SASUKE!!!!!!!!

sasuke: naruto!

~naruto clones himself 5 times and all his clones do rasengun on the ground and it creates a rasengun wave, but then sasuke charged up and became a super saiyan~

sasuke: kamehamedori!!! ( kamehameha + chidori )

~a giant lighting laser comes out of his eyes and it hits the wavve but then it comes back and hits him in the face, cause he fails at beating naruto, cause of too much fandom~

naruto: youre mine sasuke!!!

~then a black katana blocks the wave~

naruto: nani?!??! korewa?! teme?!? uhhh what other japanese words do i know

ichigo: who do you think you are?!

Naruto: i am GOD!!!!

ichigo: heh, if youre god you would have forseen this

~slices the wave in half, and he raises zangetsu and swings to the side, and accidentally slashes sasuke in the throat, and everything goes in slow motion as sasuke dies and naruto watches~

naruto: !sobs! you told me we would live for one last kiss!!!! WUAH!!!!!

~naruto explodes and turns into a vampire fox with 9 tails ~

naruto: I WILL CONSUME YOUR FLESH KUROSAKI ICHIGO!!!

ichigo: bring it you yaoi fanboy

~naruto uses his tails and it becomes a helicopter and he thens makes a rasengun bigger than the earth~

ichigo: you have to believe in me, because i believe in myself.

~ichigo shunpos and gets sakura and throws her at naruto~

ichigo: MUHAHAHA!!! ~ichigo suddenly turns into a mech~
ichigo: GIGA DRILL TENSHOU!!!! ~zangetsu turns into a drill with fangs and he impales sakura and naruto and hits the giant rasengun~

TO BE CONTINUED.....

feel free to criticize :p


yes i love fusing anime together deal with it more fusing to come xD
 
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TehBankai said:
in the dark forest naruto has unleashed his 8 tailed kyubbi chakra, while fighting full cursed form sasuke so that he can gurantee win.

naruto: SASUKE!!!!!!!!

sasuke: naruto!

~naruto clones himself 5 times and all his clones do rasengun on the ground and it creates a rasengun wave, but then sasuke charged up and became a super saiyan~

sasuke: kamehamedori!!! ( kamehameha + chidori )

~a giant lighting laser comes out of his eyes and it hits the wavve but then it comes back and hits him in the face, cause he fails~

naruto: youre mine sasuke!!!

~then a black katana blocks the wave~

naruto: nani?!??!

ichigo: who do you think you are?!

~slices the wave in half, and he raises zangetsu and swings to the side, and accidentally slashes sasuke in the throat, and everything goes in slow motion as sasuke dies and naruto watches~

naruto: !sobs! you told me we would live for one last hug!!!! WUAH!!!!!

~naruto explodes and turns into a vampire fox with 9 tails ~

naruto: I WILL CONSUME YOUR FLESH KUROSAKI ICHIGO!!!

ichigo: bring it you yaoi fanboy

~naruto uses his tails and it becomes a helicopter and he thens makes a rasengun bigger than the earth~

ichigo: you have to believe in me, because i believe in myself.

~ichigo shunpos and gets sakura and throws her at naruto~

ichigo: MUHAHAHA!!! ~ichigo suddenly turns into a mech~
ichigo: GIGA DRILL TENSHOU!!!! ~zangetsu turns into a drill with fangs and he impales sakura and naruto and hits the giant rasengun~

TO BE CONTINUED.....

feel free to criticize :p


yes i love fusing anime together deal with it more fusing to come xD
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part 2 which i came up 5 mins ago

naruto: tch... YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP!!!

ichigo: what?

naruto: this is actually a pokeball!!

~the giant rasengun energy disspears and a master ball was in his hand~

ichigo: O_O NO!!!!! i will not be captured!!

naruto: too late asian kid!!

~naruto grabs ichigo and mashes the pokeball to his head, and ichigo is sucked into it~

naruto: MUAHAHHA did you see that sakura chan i captured a kurosaki ichigo

sakura: tch! ~she pulls of her face and she was actually ichigo~

ichigo: hows that for substitution jutsu

~ichigo takes out his digivice and digivolves into vizardmon~

naruto: i can evolve to, unsmart japanese kid

~naruto glows and turns into kyubi~

kyubi: kyu kyu biiiiiii bii kyu!!!

vizardmon: wtf!? did you say BBQ? you fail at evolving

~kakashi comes out of nowhere and looks at naruto and ichigo~

kakashi: its like what the comic says!! ~reads future telling comic~ oh!! this says im about to get hit!! nani!?

~a hand comes out from the horizon passes the middle of ichigo and naruto and hits kakashi in the face and rips his mask off~
the horror comes in!

kakashi prepares to fire his lazerz!!!

to be continued....

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part 3 , i made it myself xD

~kakashi prepares to fire his lazerz when his arm suddenly mutates and it looks like a burnt arm with a cross on it~

vizardmon: what the hell?!

kakashi: NO!!!!! ITS NOT MY TIME YET

~kakashi explodes, and turns into allen waker~

allen: that man was actually an akuma nothing to worry about, AH!!!!!!!

~kyubbi uses tail attack and hits allen, it is very effective~

vizardmon: you failed naruto!! ~vizardmon uses geass and and kyubbi starts licking himself~

vizardmon: oh dear god.....

~kyubi is confused, then nurse joy returns kyubi and uses gaara~

~vizardmon goes back to ichigo~
ichigo: what? emo kid he could do anything like ~ichigo gets pawned by sand, but he substitute himself with the pokeball with kyubi in it and is was destroyed, soon after that gaara uses cry, gaara is now very emo~

TO BE CONTINUED....
 
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part 4 made last night but i was sleepy xD

ichigo goes back into the past since he thought he won.

ichigo: whos the god now!

~a portal opens and ichigo steps into the portal and goes back in time to when 3rd hokage fought orichimaru and ichigo stands on top of the mount rushmore thing~

ichigo: so this is the ninja world in the past eh? hm?

~looks at orochimaru and 3 rd hokage fight and ichigo feels a vibe~

ichigo: uhh shinigami senses telling must tab the old man. OH YEAH!!!

ichigo shunpos behind the 3rd hokage

ichigo: oh youre so owned old man!! ~suddenly his hand drop zangetsu andslowly reaches for the 3rd hokages back~

ichigo: O_O!!!!! DX!!!!!! DO NOT WANT!!! NONONONONONOOOOOO!!!

ichigos hand pases throught the 3rd hokage

ichigo: hah?

then orichimaru's hand reaches for ichigos hand

ichigo: oh dear god!!! if he touches i swear to god ill murder that sick nercopedo!!!

so theirs hand touch

and ichigos mind goes into mindless rage

ichigo: ICHIGO BANKAI!!!! ~he then slices through the 3rd hokage and orochimarus hand taking their souls~

~ichigo screams and he falls into a portal and suddenly teleports to when the chidori and rasengun were about to collide~

ichigo: holy CRAP!!! ~he feels the swirling energy and lighting surgins through his body~

naruto and sasuke: who is that?! JESUS!?!?

as time pauses in the explosion ichigo is able to move, black and blue

ichigo: you liitle turds.... ~he goes to naruto, and punches him in the chest~
FALCON PUWECH!!!! and now for the emo guy..... nah just let the nercopedophilia maniac deal with him~

TO BE CONTINUED......

give me a list of animes so that i may add it cause i cant remember all of the anime, and if possible pics and links xD
 
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i have alot of time and alot of imagination going through my mind xD

preview of part 5

naruto: ICHIGO KUROSAKI!!!!!!!!!

ichigo: nani?!

naruto: UHHHHH!!!! ~huffs~

ichigo: O_O, >_O, o_O, >_<, o_<

naruto: thats right i came

end of preview

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part 5....

as ichigo travels trhough time, post time naruto comes throught the portal and aattacks him from behind with a kyubbi huggle

naruto: ICHIGO KUROSAKI!!!!!!!!!

ichigo: nani?!

naruto: UHHHHH!!!! ~huffs~

ichigo: O_O, >_O, o_O, >_<, o_<

naruto: thats right i came

ichigo faints and naruto laughs

naruto: I AM THE GOD NINJA!!!! ~time paradox happens and he replaces ichigo in the past which means he just humped himself~

naruto reaction to this:

naruto: hah? NO!!!! NO!!! naruto sop it!!! im YOU!!

naruto 2: no youre kurosaki ichigo !!!!

ichigo wakes up in his own world which got stupid while he was gone.

captain orihime of the 4th: kurosaki-kun?

ichigo: wut?

captain tatsuki of the 11th: ichigo!?

ichigo: HOW LONG WAS I GONE!!

captain commander hanatarou: ichi-san!!

ichigo: where did history go wrong

captain rukia of the 13th: ichigo!! since u dissapeared it seems that the espada suddenly turn to the good side and helped us pawn aizen!!

ichigo: you mean i was just a burden? T^T

rukia: yeap xD

spirit king isshin: SON!!! i didnt miss you :D

ichigo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

in the ninja world

naruto time paradoxed himself
so he is basically 2 clones humping themselves and pein was so disgusted he became an hero soon afterwards
same with the akatsuki whie sasuke tried to fit in but failed.

naruto: some one has to go into time and stop me from humping ichigo!! ill nbe stuck like this forever

sasuke: anything for ma best friend :D

naruto: my children are dying

~sasuke makes a lightning time portal which was a portal with lighting flying everywhere and sees naruto about to huggle ichigo~

sasuke: NOTHING WILL COME BETWEEN THE POWER OF TRUE FRIENDS!!

~sasuke replaces punches naruto, unfortunately ichigo noticed~

ichigo: YOURE DEAD UZUMAKI NARUTO!! ~yells in pain and crying~ MANKAI!!!

ichigo becomes as buff as yamamoto

naruto and sasuke: ewwww

ichigo: YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!! DIE!!! ~ichigo sheaths his sword and puts his hands on his chest~ GETSUGA TENSHOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ~a manly lazer came from his chest and blast through the space time continuum~

kakashi: hah? I CAME!!! o_O
leonidas: who lives in hut under the sea
neo: blacky? blacky is that you? blacky are you there?
harry potter: wind guardian.. BANKAI!
spongebob: I AM UNDERWATER!!!!

ichigo: what have i done!?

TO BE CONTINUED..
 
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