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Who had the best raps?


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NarutoBoss

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@UchihaMadara

i blow up ur ass call me goku
ur mom's p$$y is a sorry exuse for tofu
ur mom get so happy when she get jolly in my trolly
even glad when she get a taste of the lolly
but you wouldnt know bout that..u 40 year old virgin
when bosses like me sewing up them p$$y they call us surgeon
UchihaMadara im sorry you got stuck in the wrong era
we no longer fap using aloe vera
 

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the battle rages on
while ya girl bra come off
nigga i rapping better
than rick ross
jk, not for real
but u weak ass hell
u get no ass
still watching save by the bell

HAha yo fool did ya just get outta preschool,
Yeah, ya like a lil kid who starts to drool.
Hang on to yo diaper cuz imma bout to go,
dont go tell momma when i kill u with this flow.
 

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HAha yo fool did ya just get outta preschool,
Yeah, ya like a lil kid who starts to drool.
Hang on to yo diaper cuz imma bout to go,
dont go tell momma when i kill u with this flow.

damn man, you got no flow
stay in the kitchen girl
flipping that cookie dough
ya ass weak
with those little sissy raps
ya ass need change
gone head and adapt
change to my nature
cause i control the weather
you brought pain to yourself
ya aint making it any better
tired of this shit
little boys wanna be like men
tired of ya ass
get outta my clan
 

NarutoVsGoku

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men will be men
and boys will be boys
but ya ass will be gay
heres a ****- enjoy
lol, hahaha,
damn i'm funny
i'm just rapping on ya ass
while ya girl make cheap money
gtfo
heres a tic tac
bitch i'm the terminator
don't be back
leave the base
delete ya account
i'm sorry, ya mouth is full
finish that cum in ya mouth

lmaoo what?!?!



flows starts at :23

this time you were more confusing in ya last rhyme
in ya last line you fouled shot, foul line
im taking shots game time
game face my time
its my time like i own a watch
watch me, im winning the poll
thats my goal i wont stop
cant stop i own this
hip hop i bought that you loaned it
you learnt it ive known it
all my life
i conquered i captured i prospered
my flows are too good beastly monster

(flow change)

you can say i got a beast in me
alot more then 9 tails, we can say fifty
always gotta fine bitch with me
i keep her on a leesh and i dont feel guilty

oh
did i mention shes ya mom?
she give a nigga head while hes playing Ninja Storm
and be forewarned
ya mothers on that wheelchair cuz the other night i stuffed her with my whole forearm

yea
the other night got real freaky
you can say my forearm is pretty stinky
ya moms got that Brain and Pinky
that means she gives good head and shes good in bed
and you made this thread but you aint fcking with me
if you got frog legs then try fcking with me
i rap a whole song for fcking with me
you wont last long after fcking with me

fck with me..... im done... and the beat goes on...

lmaoooo thats why i ended it like that cuz i took other stuff and put it together.....i was bored...but whats this i hear about a rap haven ??

lol who'd you think you'd fool?!?!

Lol sorry I've been busy I can't really just stay on this thread all day, I'll check and see what you posted and get back to you when I can

lol iight man
 

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lmaoo what?!?!



flows starts at :23

this time you were more confusing in ya last rhyme
in ya last line you fouled shot, foul line
im taking shots game time
game face my time
its my time like i own a watch
watch me, im winning the poll
thats my goal i wont stop
cant stop i own this
hip hop i bought that you loaned it
you learnt it ive known it
all my life
i conquered i captured i prospered
my flows are too good beastly monster

(flow change)

you can say i got a beast in me
alot more then 9 tails, we can say fifty
always gotta fine bitch with me
i keep her on a leesh and i dont feel guilty

oh
did i mention shes ya mom?
she give a nigga head while hes playing Ninja Storm
and be forewarned
ya mothers on that wheelchair cuz the other night i stuffed her with my whole forearm

yea
the other night got real freaky
you can say my forearm is pretty stinky
ya moms got that Brain and Pinky
that means she gives good head and shes good in bed
and you made this thread but you aint fcking with me
if you got frog legs then try fcking with me
i rap a whole song for fcking with me
you wont last long after fcking with me

fck with me..... im done... and the beat goes on...



lol who'd you think you'd fool?!?!



lol iight man

ya raps long as hell
no need to be read
ya ass so broke
you stole free bread
wassup bro, i see you're in it to win
but i'm going to win first place
10 out of 10 it
like killer bee
ma raps are freshest
like so6p
man i'm the best
like kakashi
i see everything coming
like orochimaru
i got niggas running
 

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@UchihaMadara

i blow up ur ass call me goku
ur mom's p$$y is a sorry exuse for tofu
ur mom get so happy when she get jolly in my trolly
even glad when she get a taste of the lolly
but you wouldnt know bout that..u 40 year old virgin
when bosses like me sewing up them p$$y they call us surgeon
UchihaMadara im sorry you got stuck in the wrong era
we no longer fap using aloe vera

i amma spit rymes this time
man quit it
ur rap is fake i bet it
dont play tough cuz ur ganna lose
i have 2 names for u nerdy, or barny, u choose
i play ma game with no rules
man why are u starrin at me, ur shocked, i am not like u i can afforod to buy shoes,
so this time imma end it like this
cuz u aint worth no spit.
 

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usually id say hey goku we just met
but b*tch im chidori you into a football net
cant reply i guess your watching porn and ur hermaphadite private's wet
ur mom my take you but we dont accept gays in the naruto sect
ur american pie first 60minitues never to get laid
and your like dog your never gonna bathe
im sorry n*gga you dont make the grade
youll end up like every1 who fought me ... slaid
dont worry gay n*gga awesome will fix up your ass call it first aid
 
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i amma spit rymes this time
man quit it
ur rap is fake i bet it
dont play tough cuz ur ganna lose
i have 2 names for u nerdy, or barny, u choose
i play ma game with no rules
man why are u starrin at me, ur shocked, i am not like u i can afforod to buy shoes,
so this time imma end it like this
cuz u aint worth no spit.

me fake...china denied they made your man boobs
this a game of life im pro...ur notin but a idiotic noob
u say i aint worth this spit
but when ur f*ckin with naruawesome that mofo makes you sh*t
my iq 260 ull never reach a quater of wit
ur sayin i cant afford shoes
i can more or less afford your mom..you know what they say you snooze and you lose
...d*ck
 

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i amma spit rymes this time
man quit it
ur rap is fake i bet it
dont play tough cuz ur ganna lose
i have 2 names for u nerdy, or barny, u choose
i play ma game with no rules
man why are u starrin at me, ur shocked, i am not like u i can afforod to buy shoes,
so this time imma end it like this
cuz u aint worth no spit.


Half the shit you say don't make sense
It's easy to tell you a white n' nerdy virgin full of innocence
But that's ok just sit back and watch Ill show you how it's done, like a pro
But if you come at me you better come hard cuz lets be honest, I already stole the show
 

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lmaoo what?!?!



flows starts at :23

this time you were more confusing in ya last rhyme
in ya last line you fouled shot, foul line
im taking shots game time
game face my time
its my time like i own a watch
watch me, im winning the poll
thats my goal i wont stop
cant stop i own this
hip hop i bought that you loaned it
you learnt it ive known it
all my life
i conquered i captured i prospered
my flows are too good beastly monster

(flow change)

you can say i got a beast in me
alot more then 9 tails, we can say fifty
always gotta fine bitch with me
i keep her on a leesh and i dont feel guilty

oh
did i mention shes ya mom?
she give a nigga head while hes playing Ninja Storm
and be forewarned
ya mothers on that wheelchair cuz the other night i stuffed her with my whole forearm

yea
the other night got real freaky
you can say my forearm is pretty stinky
ya moms got that Brain and Pinky
that means she gives good head and shes good in bed
and you made this thread but you aint fcking with me
if you got frog legs then try fcking with me
i rap a whole song for fcking with me
you wont last long after fcking with me

fck with me..... im done... and the beat goes on...



lol who'd you think you'd fool?!?!



lol iight man


Y You No Reply To my Rap ?????????????

*Insert meme here*
 

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Half the shit you say don't make sense
It's easy to tell you a white n' nerdy virgin full of innocence
But that's ok just sit back and watch Ill show you how it's done, like a pro
But if you come at me you better come hard cuz lets be honest, I already stole the show

your writin all i saw sh*t
id post a meme but this dude cant be legit
dang them rhymes ancient we call it sanscrit
what show u stole dude
i describe the length of your d*ck but that be crude
dude just get off the stage cant you hear yourself getting boooed
 

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usually id say hey goku we just met
but b*tch im chidori you into a football net
cant reply i guess your watching porn and ur hermaphadite ***** is wet
ur mom my take you but we dont accept gays in the naruto sect
ur american pie first 60minitues never to get laid
and your like dog your never gonna bathe
im sorry n*gga you dont make the grade
youll end up like every1 who fought me ... slaid
dont worry gay n*gga awesome will fix up your ass call it first aid

nigga please
u aint no naruto boss
weak ass name
bro get lost
you aint never get laid
cause u got no game
u get no action
u watch barney and u came
you wouldn't know what to do
to a girl if i told u
u wouldn't know how to make money
if i patrolled u
u wouldn't know what breast are
if they were in your face
ya own mama even said
that u were a waste of space
 

NarutoVsGoku

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damn i gotta respond later.. gotta get ready for work and go to work but the competition is finally starting to pick up


this is rap 101
lets do the basics
first of all you suck

bout time u face it
secondly you need even bars
learn iambic pentameter
and you need better rhymes
use words like diameter
basically use better words
and not the norm
don't rap against me
you'll wish you weren't born

lmfaoo that line had me rolling


@UchihaMadara

i blow up ur ass call me goku
ur mom's p$$y is a sorry exuse for tofu
ur mom get so happy when she get jolly in my trolly
even glad when she get a taste of the lolly
but you wouldnt know bout that..u 40 year old virgin
when bosses like me sewing up them p$$y they call us surgeon
UchihaMadara im sorry you got stuck in the wrong era
we no longer fap using aloe vera

oh shit...
 

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damn i gotta respond later.. gotta get ready for work and go to work but the competition is finally starting to pick up




lmfaoo that line had me rolling




oh shit...

You better not forget mine then cuz I wanna take you one on one when you get back
 

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lmaoo what?!?!



flows starts at :23

this time you were more confusing in ya last rhyme
in ya last line you fouled shot, foul line
im taking shots game time
game face my time
its my time like i own a watch
watch me, im winning the poll
thats my goal i wont stop
cant stop i own this
hip hop i bought that you loaned it
you learnt it ive known it
all my life
i conquered i captured i prospered
my flows are too good beastly monster

(flow change)

you can say i got a beast in me
alot more then 9 tails, we can say fifty
always gotta fine bitch with me
i keep her on a leesh and i dont feel guilty

oh
did i mention shes ya mom?
she give a nigga head while hes playing Ninja Storm
and be forewarned
ya mothers on that wheelchair cuz the other night i stuffed her with my whole forearm

yea
the other night got real freaky
you can say my forearm is pretty stinky
ya moms got that Brain and Pinky
that means she gives good head and shes good in bed
and you made this thread but you aint fcking with me
if you got frog legs then try fcking with me
i rap a whole song for fcking with me
you wont last long after fcking with me

fck with me..... im done... and the beat goes on...



lol who'd you think you'd fool?!?!



lol iight man

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nigga please
u aint no naruto boss
weak ass name
bro get lost
you aint never get laid
cause u got no game
u get no action
u watch barney and u came
you wouldn't know what to do
to a girl if i told u
u wouldn't know how to make money
if i patrolled u
u wouldn't know what breast are
if they were in your face
ya own mama even said
that u were a waste of space

didnt you see madara's rap bout barney
r u to caught up watching gay porn i guess your horney
do i have to repeat it who invited this midget into the tourney
id rap more but my minion goku takes on the gays for me
never mind please write some dope sh*t when your done smoking crack
with the brain the size of a pea i should really cut you some slack
i bet your lustin bout shoving your d*ck up madara's ass crack
me im doing your females relatives..its a six pack
 
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usually id say hey goku we just met
but b*tch im chidori you into a football net
cant reply i guess your watching porn and ur hermaphadite private's wet
ur mom my take you but we dont accept gays in the naruto sect
ur american pie first 60minitues never to get laid
and your like dog your never gonna bathe
im sorry n*gga you dont make the grade
youll end up like every1 who fought me ... slaid
dont worry gay n*gga awesome will fix up your ass call it first aid



Wtf you spittin bro? Ima hippy you say?
B1tch please, I run this show nigga you gay
If I'm a hippy then call me Charlie manson, your just a fukin pric ballerina dancin
You bring a lyric I bring a ryhme, you bring a knife I bring a gun every time
You say I don't fit in, but you can't matchup in the end
My d1cks like an anaconda long, thick and got your girl in a hold
Yo d1cks like a broken curly fry, small and soft cant be sold

return of the resurgence
bash on anything then re-hurt it
this time this is tru no rehearsing
body any rap act on this thread aint no rebirthing

take a life without permission and not a single fvck was giving
too much single mothers and lonely children cold without no symptoms
i am something of what this thread is missing
beat you all up no dissin we just eating good on my side will broken dishes

yeah with the eyes of a killa money getting long;too strong skyscrappers
prolly go have kids with sanaa lathan later
gotta spit that real like lupe on lazers
takin names and crushing everything till im major

That wasn't bad at all.
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man ur rap wack
man go back for eatin a big mac
or wat eva u do
cuz hommie right here aint the place for you
and wat eva u are that aint cool
maybe u wer always the king but hommie when i am in the air i rule

You think you can fck my mom?
You think you can fck her in the bom?
You + my Mom + Bed? you fcking prat,
You can't fck, you just fat
U ripped your trousers because you sat.
It's more like me and your mom, going at it,
Taking it sloow, bit by bit,
Squeezing her nipples, sucking her left tit,
Then when i'm done with her, making her eat my shit.

Bitch.

ya raps long as hell
no need to be read
ya ass so broke
you stole free bread
wassup bro, i see you're in it to win
but i'm going to win first place
10 out of 10 it
like killer bee
ma raps are freshest
like so6p
man i'm the best
like kakashi
i see everything coming
like orochimaru
i got niggas running

ok i gotta respond to these later... il be back in a few hours
 
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your writin all i saw sh*t
id post a meme but this dude cant be legit
dang them rhymes ancient we call it sanscrit
what show u stole dude
i describe the length of your d*ck but that be crude
dude just get off the stage cant you hear yourself getting boooed

You motha fukin pric, you holdin a slimjim or is that yo d1ck?
You got no skill no taste in yo rhymes, even yo momma said so when I fuked her both times
You don't belong here your shits mediocre amateur at best, when I see yo name I say fuk it foget the rest
 
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